Bring in a wireless keyboard or mouse or even better, both. Plug them into the back of the shitty school issue Dell. Then when they're working on something screw around with it using the input device(s). Make them type in other things for the URL (hint: modedit: www.thispornlinkdoesntwork will go put the site blocker behind the porno pictures, a very good site for screwing them over). Or close Microsoft Word after they finish an essay. Lmao, so many possibilities.
hehe u must really be bored bud..
wowow.
lol. Since you came up with that, why don't you do it first and tell us how it went?
and film it please
nice
it worked wonders in my Health class.
it worked wonders in my Health class.
there is only i real way to fuck your teachers. "accidentially" shut down the pc. act all stupid and be like "oh no. did i break something? please start the pc to make sure it still works". when they put their password in look at what they are typeing and remeber it. wait a bit. when you are alone, log in and delete stuff and visit porn websites that the school filter is sure to block and log. also downloading random stuff off the illegaly of the internet. finish the fun with some viruses and spyware you have on a cd with you. log off and shut down.
did that once to my english teacher. fucking cunt went to my parents because i suppoedly insulted her, when in fact it was my buddy who sat next to me. so fun to see her freak out when her pc was basically broken the next day.
did that once to my english teacher. fucking cunt went to my parents because i suppoedly insulted her, when in fact it was my buddy who sat next to me. so fun to see her freak out when her pc was basically broken the next day.
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once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
Sounds like a fun way to get suspended while having fun in class!!!
Yea, and then the teacher takes your Wireless USB reciever, and you've just lost $50 bucks. ha ha so funny
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whatever happened to the thumb tack on the seat?
too old. welcome to the world of computersSuperior Mind wrote:
whatever happened to the thumb tack on the seat?
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
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lol, ok. Only problem is, the only rooms in my school with computers are the computer rooms and the offices. So if I want to fuck with a teacher I have to do it the my way:
Get their phone number and email address, call them always, send a virus to them.
Get their phone number and email address, call them always, send a virus to them.
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OR just get on word and change their auto correct feature...will drive them nucking futs tryin to figure it out
At my friends school, some nerds put doom 3 and some wolfenstein game on the school network, Teachers go mad when they find them gamin during class.
Go to the site that screams "HEY EVERYBODY IM LOOKING AT GAY PORN"
LMFAO, i got so many people with that one
LMFAO, i got so many people with that one
wow u guys r messed up bad
Good ideas, but I couldn't be that mean to my teachers...
i was giving my teacher alot of shit, he threataned to call the campos on me and i said with wat, and i walked outa the room....and went home..i took hes phone with me ....of course the next day i was given a misconduct and they :tryed to get me" to pay for the phone but they had no proof that i took it and the kids wouldnt say i took it either lol
It's ok, I did it 3 times my freshman year to my physics teacher. He didn't seem that angry, even.
stryyker wrote:
nice
it worked wonders in my Health class.
I suppose this would work depending on the range and sophistication of the wireless receiver. I have one on the computer in the living room, and it needs to "learn" the location of the keyboard. But how about this: learn your stuff and advance to the next grade. And the grade after that. And so on until you can leave school with some semblance of an education.
Never tried it on teachers, but I've got many a clueless peer with that same trick. What I love doing is messing with them so much they get the teacher to come over and help them, but when the teacher comes over don't do anything, so it's perfectly fine.
Whatever happened to the 'Ol "LSD in their coffee" trick?
Some kid did that to an English teacher at my school, Mr. Nortdurft. He started freaking out in front of everyone, climbing the chaulkboard and ended up running out in the middle of class. OMG hilarious! The kid who did it got expelled but wow, that's stories fer the grandkids right there.
Some kid did that to an English teacher at my school, Mr. Nortdurft. He started freaking out in front of everyone, climbing the chaulkboard and ended up running out in the middle of class. OMG hilarious! The kid who did it got expelled but wow, that's stories fer the grandkids right there.
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
I wasn't above playing tricks on people in electronics class, as it was sanctioned...but messing with computer noobs is just wrong, and counterproductive to a nerdier society.Homeschtar wrote:
Never tried it on teachers, but I've got many a clueless peer with that same trick. What I love doing is messing with them so much they get the teacher to come over and help them, but when the teacher comes over don't do anything, so it's perfectly fine.
The IT teachers in my school actually knew what they were doing, or didnt use the PC at all so the trick(s) wouldnt really have worked..
It was balanced out by one of the IT teachers allowing us to install Duke 3D and Quake 2 to play over LAN.
It was balanced out by one of the IT teachers allowing us to install Duke 3D and Quake 2 to play over LAN.