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What do you have against the MP7?

BolvisOculus wrote:

What do you have against the MP7?

its a piece of shit with about as much stopping power as a spud gun, god knows why EA ever put it in the game.

Gryphen_au wrote:

Just you don't hate it when you can't seem to get it together in a round, everything you do seems to end up with you dead in too short a time.

Sometimes in a round it will feel good, everything is working and your score is going up, but then other times its the exact opposite. Just fucking hate it when it happens, lol.

Also hate emptying a whole mag from a FN2000 (zoomed in at close range) into an enemy and he up and kills you with a quick burst from an MP7...

(I also hate the fact I'm not as good as I need to be)

I was just going to start a similar thread myself - if I had enough posts I'd give you +1 for that m8!

My personal theory is that EA have a humiliation-bot that they run on their servers. It watches for players that start to do well and then unleashes its payload on you as follows:

1. Your bullets are replaced with marshmallows, they can still kill but you need to aim for the teeth for them to be effective.
2. Your 3D model in the game appears normal sized to your team, but to the other team you appear 3 times bigger wearing a bright pink leotard with "Wherever I lay my hat - there's my ass" embroidered on the back.
3. The loading sequence is padded out to ensure that for your first game you are placed on the losing side of the last round for the map with 5 tickets left.
3a. When the map starts to load it is one you hate.
4. If you try to play as commander your artillery pieces get corks stuffed up the barrels.
5. Also when commander, one of the bases on the map will suddenly be made extremely attractive to your squads so they will never want to leave it - they will prefer to stay within its walls and be artied by the enemy commander.
6. If attempting to fly anything while the humiliation-bot is running be aware that the controls will have an element of randomness causing you to mysteriously crash into things you thought you were going to miss.

...these are just some of my observations over the last couple of days.

I fuckin hate this game - ok just one more level ;-)

Heres another one... your having a good round, personal kills are topping 20 (ie not via vehicles) you've got points for flags, defence etc, the clocks running down, and the enemy only has one flag left and you are all doing your best to slaughter them...

...you get killed and 'Hey Presto' you are now the enemy and getting slaughtered by your ex-countryman.

...and if you try and swap teams, well thats obviously a suicide, but it will keep you back on the losing side.

MP7 = SMG ownage.
MP5 = Less SMG ownage.
Type 88 = NO SMG ownage.

Type 88 = Best SMG ever. Look at how fast that shit reloads.

EricTViking wrote:

Gryphen_au wrote:

Just you don't hate it when you can't seem to get it together in a round, everything you do seems to end up with you dead in too short a time.

Sometimes in a round it will feel good, everything is working and your score is going up, but then other times its the exact opposite. Just fucking hate it when it happens, lol.

Also hate emptying a whole mag from a FN2000 (zoomed in at close range) into an enemy and he up and kills you with a quick burst from an MP7...

(I also hate the fact I'm not as good as I need to be)

I was just going to start a similar thread myself - if I had enough posts I'd give you +1 for that m8!

My personal theory is that EA have a humiliation-bot that they run on their servers. It watches for players that start to do well and then unleashes its payload on you as follows:

1. Your bullets are replaced with marshmallows, they can still kill but you need to aim for the teeth for them to be effective.
2. Your 3D model in the game appears normal sized to your team, but to the other team you appear 3 times bigger wearing a bright pink leotard with "Wherever I lay my hat - there's my ass" embroidered on the back.
3. The loading sequence is padded out to ensure that for your first game you are placed on the losing side of the last round for the map with 5 tickets left.
3a. When the map starts to load it is one you hate.
4. If you try to play as commander your artillery pieces get corks stuffed up the barrels.
5. Also when commander, one of the bases on the map will suddenly be made extremely attractive to your squads so they will never want to leave it - they will prefer to stay within its walls and be artied by the enemy commander.
6. If attempting to fly anything while the humiliation-bot is running be aware that the controls will have an element of randomness causing you to mysteriously crash into things you thought you were going to miss.

...these are just some of my observations over the last couple of days.

I fuckin hate this game - ok just one more level ;-)

You are one smart man - +1