I just can't stop laughing when I read this. It was written by Dave Barry. It is in one of his books called, "Dave Barry is from Mars and Venus." The title of the section is, "Invasion of the killer lawyers." I'm not going to type the whole thing I'll just summarize the funniest parts but you will have to read it for yourself. Anyway, Dave Barry starts by talking about how the movie, "Independence Day" made a lot of people uneasy. Then he talks about what happens in the movie (and he is making most of this up, although he would say he isn't ) I'm not going to type it all I'm just going to type the stuff at the end which I think is the funniest. Eventually he gets to the part where the hero crashes a ship into the mothership. (ROFL this is the best part) Then the hero inserts a virus into the aliens computer by using his laptop. The only reason he can do it is because all the Aliens only have Windows 95 and that is the reason they are coming to Earth to kill Bill Gates. (ROFL) The only way the aliens can stop the virus is if the only engineer on the ship came to fix the main computer. But the engineer is too busy playing the alien version of "Space Invaders" where you are an alien trying to kill small enemy charecters that look like Keanu Reeves. (LOL!!!) Like I said you will just have to read the whole book for yourself. All his books are mostly compiled of collumns he has already written, but I have never read the collumns so I just read the books. All of his books are great and they are all funny. Dave Barry is awsome!
NOTE: I didn't copy this word-for-word, I just typed what I remeberd from reading it.
NOTE: I didn't copy this word-for-word, I just typed what I remeberd from reading it.