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<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind
fucking hilarious!

Geek love poem:

WallJam7: roses are red
WallJam7: violets are blue
WallJam7: all of my base
WallJam7: are belong to you

Some more funny ones:

<DeadMansHand> haha, last night, me and pete went out to celebrate his engagement and got hugely drunk
<DeadMansHand> we got this great idea to bury eachother in the sand close to the water and see who would chicken out first
<DeadMansHand> took about a half hour, but the water got up to my face so i freaked and got out
<DeadMansHand> i looked around for pete and he must've chickened out before me and stumbled home or something heh
<DeadMansHand> What'd he say when he woke up this morning?
<Thirteen-> uhh.. he hasn't come home yet.. i thought he was staying with you?
<DeadMansHand> holy fuck.
<DeadMansHand> i fucking hope im wrong about what im thinking right now
<DeadMansHand> im fucking going back to the beach to make sure
<DeadMansHand> if he gets home, call me, i don't want to be worrying about this
<Thirteen-> will do. you better hope he's not still buried, you'll be in deep shit.
quit: (DeadMansHand)
<Tyran> wtf? pete came home last night you fuck. Ken's going to be worrying about this shit all day
<Thirteen-> haha yea, but it will be fun while it lasts
join: (PeteRepeat) ([email protected])
<PeteRepeat> fucking ken
<PeteRepeat> ken... that fucker buried me in the sand last night, i ran off about 5 minutes to it, left him there to be an idiot
<quiqsilver> pete, ken didn't come back last night, i thought he was with you.
<PeteRepeat> oh fuck.
<PeteRepeat> if ken shows up, make sure he doesn't know that im at the beach digging for his body. i don't want him to think i care or anything.
quit: (PeteRepeat)
<Thirteen-> rofl. Those 2 are going to get a huge surprise when they meet at the beach.
<Tyran> i can't beleive how perfect their timing was




<NES> lol
<NES> I download something from Napster
<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
<NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
<NES> "getting my song back fucker"

Haha, some certainly should



Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me
GarbageStan23: why?
Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us.
Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor's house was on fire!
GarbageStan23: oh shit!
Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever
Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire....
Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing...

<Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.


<[TN]FBMachine> i got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section

Last edited by =TH=[Eleanor]-NL- (2006-08-14 03:12:56)

here's some of our own quotes that I was told to put on bash (yes I'm in them, but I wasn't the one who said to put them on bash)

[12:30] Poseidon: I wanna fuck you all.
[12:30] Poseidon: Er....
[12:30] * Poseidon runs
[12:30] PitViper401: wtf

[11:55] alpinesta: I wanna see what they will fuck up on wensday's patch release
[11:56] alpinesta: probably add tank drop and pink tag bug
[11:56] PitViper401|BF2: ooo I want a pink tank!
[11:56] PitViper401|BF2: can I give it a fuzzy steering wheel?
[11:57] alpinesta: ya
[11:57] PitViper401|BF2: yay!
[11:57] alpinesta: also
[11:57] alpinesta: it will be shooting fuzzy pom poms
[11:57] PitViper401|BF2: YAY!
[11:57] alpinesta: teh gaynezz
[11:58] PitViper401|BF2: ooo can it hold my lotion too? tongue
[11:58] alpinesta: yeah
[11:58] * PitViper401|BF2 does his happy dance
[11:58] alpinesta: you can also put a backpack full of blow up dolls in the back
[11:58] alpinesta: w00t
[11:58] PitViper401|BF2: ooo that's useful!

[13:41] <TriggerHappy998> wtf is wrong with bf2s
[13:41] <BUDFORCE> read teh topic!
[13:41] <BUDFORCE> !topic
[13:41] * ChanServ changes topic to '¸,ø¤°`°¤ø,¸¸,ø¤°`°¤ø,¸© www.BF2S.com - The Numbers Behind Battlefield 2 | IRC exploits = ban ©¸,ø¤°`°¤ø,¸¸,ø¤°`°¤ø,¸'
[13:41] <BUDFORCE> o
[13:41] <BUDFORCE> shit
[13:41] <BUDFORCE>
[13:41] <TriggerHappy998> teh topic doesn't give me specifics
[13:41] <TriggerHappy998> although it is pretty
[13:41] <TriggerHappy998> pretty annoying that is


[13:42] <BUDFORCE> ©2006 BUDFORCE
[13:42] <BUDFORCE> ©1983 BUDFORCE
[13:42] <PitViper401> you bastard!
[13:42] <PitViper401> being 5 years older than me and all
[13:43] <BUDFORCE> you are 17?
[13:43] <TriggerHappy998> 18
[13:43] <PitViper401> 18
[13:43] <BUDFORCE> 4 years older then you
[13:43] <TriggerHappy998> five...
[13:43] <BUDFORCE> im 23 in december
[13:43] <TriggerHappy998> yeah five
[13:43] <TriggerHappy998> are you drunk again?
[13:43] <BUDFORCE> probably
[13:43] <PitViper401> he's getting there

[13:24] TriggerHappy998: I'm a powerstrip and you're all about to be unplugged
[13:24] PitViper401: are you saying we're all in you right now?
[13:24] MKAL|Entropy`: hmm
[13:24] TriggerHappy998: ...
[13:24] MKAL|Entropy`: lolliez
[13:24] PitViper401: that is so flamingly gay
[13:24] TriggerHappy998: ...I fail

merry christmas

I stuck some on as well. Can't wait.

this thread is funny

This has to be the ULTIMATE post!!!


<Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler
<Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
<RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown
<Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews
<RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao

Gen. Payne wrote:

You do know that I posted that in the first post, and it was quoted directly above you, right?

LOL

King_Nintendoid: Set phasers to skullfuck

<Apophis> I think I need to trim my toenails.
<Apophis> either that or I'm a special kind of idiot
<Apophis> or both
<Apophis> my hand is bleeding from an 'unfortunate sock putting-on injury'

<+DaDead> are you hot?
< sadaiy> if i was hot i wouldn't be looking for friends over the net

< withnail> i read a true story in a book today, cracked me up. these guys are on a picket line for striking dock workers or something, and they have a snowman there with a toy cops helmet on and a frown made of stones there. anyway, a senior police officer in his range rover drives past and calls over some of the policemen supervising the picket asking about the snowman and saying he wanted it gone (what a dick) the other police said "well we feel a bit silly kicking down their snowman" so the top brass guy goes "fine! i'll do it myself!" and drives into the snowman......what he didn't know was
< withnail> that it was built over a concrete bollard. wrecked seven shades of shit out of his car

I'm a tool.