BF2S Forums I Didn't Deserve to Die!

Getting crushed by a supply drop that you requested.
Walking to get into an F-35... your head get smashed between the wing and engine... You have died!
Everytime I jump off the balcony at the Mosque at Mashstuur. I can jump off towards the Mosque and parachute fine, but everytime I jump off the back way (towards the hill) my parachute never opens. WTF?

or..... You have a stupid helicopter pilot, he makes the helicopter go out of control, you end up diving towards the ground... and he bails. MadKatter has commited suicide.

And... I voted press the wrong button and bail out of a vehicle, because it has happened to me too many times while piloting a heli

Bombed by a friendly jet while I am capping a flag (needless to say there are no enemies around). Friendly fire is always the most accurate. I even hit the page down for that sometimes, then the same guy bombs me again

I hate getting killed when I'm near a wall and a vehicle at the same time. Those are the lamest fucking deaths ever.

Had to pick Other in absence of "All of the above". The topic title is correct though, they're all "bogus". Reminds me of Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

1)   TK-for a vehicle.
      This one annoys me. Wait your darn turn. This is the military, no last man standing or.. she's my bird.
      Don't wait around for the plane. if the plane crashes. First one to the runway gets it. If 2 arrive
      simultaneous and you were just in the plane. SHARE. I TK people who don't share. Then leave.
      I might TK you for being an idiot, but at least I'm not just TKing for the plane.

      There might be a few exceptions where I tk'd an idiot and got in the plane because
      he crashed every 1 minute. These people don't deserve in the plane. Goto the fracking non-ranked
      servers to 'learn' to fly.

2)   TK-for the hell of it, or unknown reasons.
      These are Generation SPAZ. At least Gen-X killed because they had reasons. These 13-20
      year olds who toss a grenade into a crowd of their friends <even on teamspeak> because
      the flailing bodies looks kewl.. piss me the freak off. Banning from the teamspeak and social
      club has occurred. No one likes a n00b who cant find his manhood.

      Exceptions: Your last life.. you were flying a helicopter, driving a car.. and you were an idiot.
      maybe you caused 2-6 people to die a 'no more' because, as a pilot/driver, you bailed  and they all
      smashed into a tree, mountain, etc. PREPARE to DIE by TK in an onslaught for idiocy.

3)   Cartillary-Enjoy it for now.
      You can see it coming. Dodge?!? While in the chopper, I have often been hovering only to
      hear/see it and move to the side just in time to see the car miss the blades. Just last night,
      the enemy commander was flying a Jet. he dropped vehicles damn close to my chopper
         ... while flying? Damn... he was a pain in the neck.

      I do love seeing a sniper in the distance squished by a random car. lol.
          Commander... Sniper spotted... squish.
              Take snapshot...


4)   Lag-Stuttering Death.
      Fix the darn 1.3... the account servers are causing bad lag spikes and my choppers
      might not always crash.. but damn... it's hard to stay aloft seeing your flight path...
      It's like looking in a dark room with the strobe light on. Throw something at someone
      and have them throw it back...
            It's not pretty.

5)   Your Connection Has Been Lost- Just plain sucks.
       Here-here!

6)   The 'WTF' Death- Anyone see what happened?
      In a road. Nothing nearby... I'm in the F11 screen. No cars dropped. No missiles flying... No Tows.
      No one credited for kill.  BOOM. Dead from full health. I can only assume that these are Mines
      laid out by an enemy only to be kicked off by bad connections and they cause a death, but no one
      online to credit it just says... "no more".
      It just tickles me pink to see a small rock in the grass, or a wooden box kill a tank who drives
      over them. wtf? I mean.. these objects should be crushed... but no. Anything set in the map is the
      Kryptonite of the tank.

7)   Run yourself over-REALLY bites, and you feel stupid.
      You're an idiot. Try that in real life...

      Pilots eject from planes at full speed and snap their spines. Just from a moving jeep at 60mph
      and your roadkill. Don't complain if you didn't take 1 second to slow down to a crawl.

      What I hate is when I stop my vehicle, jump out and squish.. the car squishes me against the
      wall and I instantly die. I wasn't even on a decline!!! Nor was I near the friggin wall.

     I cant count the number of times My parachute didn't open but I was moving 2 feet from the
     ground in the plane and I was left standing on the ground, roof, mountain... and I never fell.
     I was... just there. I just Love seeing that... oh. Did I mention that once my plane kept
     going on wake. I had just taken off from China across the grass. I was on the roof of the flag
     which was being taken and my plane rammed an enemy plane. This wasn't planned. Damn I wish
     I had hit screencap. I was standing in Awe at the fact that .. I lived... was saving flag... and took
     out a plane.. Sweet nectar!

8)   Pushing wrong key-Accidentally bailed, and feel stupid.
       I rekeyed my keyboard to move the 'E' key. I friggin hate battling in a chopper and winning
       only to hit the E when reaching for a Flare... by accident. Ahhhhhh.... kersplat.. Chute didn't work...

9)   Hacking or Glitching- Different names,same assholes.
      Ban them. Take their games.. Shoot them in the head. Lobotomize. Nothing is worse than a Glitcher.
      My #1 enemy... "Techkill" got 14 kills on me because I was getting him out of the ground glitch on
      Sharqi. He Pissed me the freak off. Notice his stats were reset... (blowing on nails..)..

     Cheaters never prosper and I'm glad the people I gave the EA website to responded to the
     complaint. The conjoined effort wiped the smile off of that 120K global point cheater.

10)  Other- And I know there are other ways to die.

      "CHUTES" Not opening.. #1 peeve. I don't care if It was 1000 feet.. or from top of a building.
     I hit the key repeatedly.. alllll the way down.. Splat... no Chute. I felt like a cartoon.
                       Splat.. <chute opens over body>

About the running yourself over, i once saw a guy get out of his vehichle going down a steep hill on Mashtuur.  He somehow got infront of it while it was still moving and went sailing across the map.  I don't think I ever laughed harder at this game.

got stuck between the solar panels on roofs and died...

explain that in a letter to my beloved ones...

otheR: sometimes if theres a car against a wall with a rly small space in between and u try to walk thru ull randomly die from squishage... >.<

that's embarrasing...

once in karkand i was on the machine gun placement next to the USMC spawnpoint chewing up the mec,
the commander dropped a supply crate on my head, (un)lucky i didn't die, but the crate slid behind me and i was trapped on the gun, i had to commit suicide to get away!

Lag is the worst b/c you get killed by some n00b who thinks he pwned you.

the_hitman_kills wrote:

once in karkand i was on the machine gun placement next to the USMC spawnpoint chewing up the mec,
the commander dropped a supply crate on my head, (un)lucky i didn't die, but the crate slid behind me and i was trapped on the gun, i had to commit suicide to get away!

omg death by supply crate is hilarius.

This one was from a bug.  I was spawning on squad leader in a chopper and I was getting a message that I was leaving the field of battle.  After being killed for that, I respawned and got the same thing, so I ejected and it looked like this.  Nowhere near the chopper.  I finally had to just spawn elsewhere.


There was some weird shit going on in that server.  This is from that same round.

Wheres the "My game mimized AGAIN and i flew into the crane" option?