1) TK-for a vehicle.
This one annoys me. Wait your darn turn. This is the military, no last man standing or.. she's my bird.
Don't wait around for the plane. if the plane crashes. First one to the runway gets it. If 2 arrive
simultaneous and you were just in the plane. SHARE. I TK people who don't share. Then leave.
I might TK you for being an idiot, but at least I'm not just TKing for the plane.
There might be a few exceptions where I tk'd an idiot and got in the plane because
he crashed every 1 minute. These people don't deserve in the plane. Goto the fracking non-ranked
servers to 'learn' to fly.
2) TK-for the hell of it, or unknown reasons.
These are Generation SPAZ. At least Gen-X killed because they had reasons. These 13-20
year olds who toss a grenade into a crowd of their friends <even on teamspeak> because
the flailing bodies looks kewl.. piss me the freak off. Banning from the teamspeak and social
club has occurred. No one likes a n00b who cant find his manhood.
Exceptions: Your last life.. you were flying a helicopter, driving a car.. and you were an idiot.
maybe you caused 2-6 people to die a 'no more' because, as a pilot/driver, you bailed and they all
smashed into a tree, mountain, etc. PREPARE to DIE by TK in an onslaught for idiocy.
3) Cartillary-Enjoy it for now.
You can see it coming. Dodge?!? While in the chopper, I have often been hovering only to
hear/see it and move to the side just in time to see the car miss the blades. Just last night,
the enemy commander was flying a Jet. he dropped vehicles damn close to my chopper
... while flying? Damn... he was a pain in the neck.
I do love seeing a sniper in the distance squished by a random car. lol.
Commander... Sniper spotted... squish.
Take snapshot...
4) Lag-Stuttering Death.
Fix the darn 1.3... the account servers are causing bad lag spikes and my choppers
might not always crash.. but damn... it's hard to stay aloft seeing your flight path...
It's like looking in a dark room with the strobe light on. Throw something at someone
and have them throw it back...
It's not pretty.
5) Your Connection Has Been Lost- Just plain sucks.
Here-here!
6) The 'WTF' Death- Anyone see what happened?
In a road. Nothing nearby... I'm in the F11 screen. No cars dropped. No missiles flying... No Tows.
No one credited for kill. BOOM. Dead from full health. I can only assume that these are Mines
laid out by an enemy only to be kicked off by bad connections and they cause a death, but no one
online to credit it just says... "no more".
It just tickles me pink to see a small rock in the grass, or a wooden box kill a tank who drives
over them. wtf? I mean.. these objects should be crushed... but no. Anything set in the map is the
Kryptonite of the tank.
7) Run yourself over-REALLY bites, and you feel stupid.
You're an idiot. Try that in real life...
Pilots eject from planes at full speed and snap their spines. Just from a moving jeep at 60mph
and your roadkill. Don't complain if you didn't take 1 second to slow down to a crawl.
What I hate is when I stop my vehicle, jump out and squish.. the car squishes me against the
wall and I instantly die. I wasn't even on a decline!!! Nor was I near the friggin wall.
I cant count the number of times My parachute didn't open but I was moving 2 feet from the
ground in the plane and I was left standing on the ground, roof, mountain... and I never fell.
I was... just there. I just Love seeing that... oh. Did I mention that once my plane kept
going on wake. I had just taken off from China across the grass. I was on the roof of the flag
which was being taken and my plane rammed an enemy plane. This wasn't planned. Damn I wish
I had hit screencap. I was standing in Awe at the fact that .. I lived... was saving flag... and took
out a plane.. Sweet nectar!
8) Pushing wrong key-Accidentally bailed, and feel stupid.
I rekeyed my keyboard to move the 'E' key. I friggin hate battling in a chopper and winning
only to hit the E when reaching for a Flare... by accident. Ahhhhhh.... kersplat.. Chute didn't work...
9) Hacking or Glitching- Different names,same assholes.
Ban them. Take their games.. Shoot them in the head. Lobotomize. Nothing is worse than a Glitcher.
My #1 enemy... "Techkill" got 14 kills on me because I was getting him out of the ground glitch on
Sharqi. He Pissed me the freak off. Notice his stats were reset... (blowing on nails..)..
Cheaters never prosper and I'm glad the people I gave the EA website to responded to the
complaint. The conjoined effort wiped the smile off of that 120K global point cheater.
10) Other- And I know there are other ways to die.
"CHUTES" Not opening.. #1 peeve. I don't care if It was 1000 feet.. or from top of a building.
I hit the key repeatedly.. alllll the way down.. Splat... no Chute. I felt like a cartoon.
Splat.. <chute opens over body>