Hi, I 
will be your tour guide today.
Here we are at the wake island habitat, where we will be studying noobs in action. Let's start out at the carrier, where my special noob UAV shows a lot of action. Let's take a look at the jet, here we see some intense teamkilling. And look what we have here 6 people in a Black Hawk with a noob pilot, that things going down before anyone has a chance to bail out. Then let's look at the Cobra, oops it was destroyed by a noob controlling the deck-guns, congratulations to him on shooting the Cobra, instead of the J-10. Hello, what do we have here? Base-raping. Exciting. Let's move on to the Chinese. The main center of the noob action is the Airfield, where we have tank whores, J-10 whores, and a lot of other whores. The main noob action is centered around the J-10 which is considered by a small minority of people (about 0.0005%) to be overpowered. The J-10 will be controlled by many noobs and maybe 1 or 2 skilled people. The noobs will immediately fly over to the carrier and ruin the US chance of getting anywhere on what is considered by a very small minority (0.0%) to be an unbalanced and unfair map. So in conclusion for the US team to win on this map they would have to use a concept unknown to noobs, outside of clans, and inside of some clans: Teamwork. Battlefield 2 was not intended for teamwork. However these disgusting clans try to push the envelope by encouraging it. Terrible. Tragic. A travesty. A mockery. A Territragic Travockery. Some other action goes on between the other flags, but, it's mostly just capping. You will sometimes see noobs. But they are more concentrated on the Airfield and Carrier. Remember to spay and neuter your pets.
will be your tour guide today. Here we are at the wake island habitat, where we will be studying noobs in action. Let's start out at the carrier, where my special noob UAV shows a lot of action. Let's take a look at the jet, here we see some intense teamkilling. And look what we have here 6 people in a Black Hawk with a noob pilot, that things going down before anyone has a chance to bail out. Then let's look at the Cobra, oops it was destroyed by a noob controlling the deck-guns, congratulations to him on shooting the Cobra, instead of the J-10. Hello, what do we have here? Base-raping. Exciting. Let's move on to the Chinese. The main center of the noob action is the Airfield, where we have tank whores, J-10 whores, and a lot of other whores. The main noob action is centered around the J-10 which is considered by a small minority of people (about 0.0005%) to be overpowered. The J-10 will be controlled by many noobs and maybe 1 or 2 skilled people. The noobs will immediately fly over to the carrier and ruin the US chance of getting anywhere on what is considered by a very small minority (0.0%) to be an unbalanced and unfair map. So in conclusion for the US team to win on this map they would have to use a concept unknown to noobs, outside of clans, and inside of some clans: Teamwork. Battlefield 2 was not intended for teamwork. However these disgusting clans try to push the envelope by encouraging it. Terrible. Tragic. A travesty. A mockery. A Territragic Travockery. Some other action goes on between the other flags, but, it's mostly just capping. You will sometimes see noobs. But they are more concentrated on the Airfield and Carrier. Remember to spay and neuter your pets.
