Attention Soldiers...
"We here at EA/Dice are committed to bringing you the best possible gaming experience, whilst ensuring we still get paid for your impulse purchases.
Because our programmers are still in nappies, it is sometimes an idea on our part to release top quality patches to introduce great new bugs and crashes, and remove anything that might give you easy points.
Some of you will have noticed on our test servers a new patch (1.4) and a new map, which we cannot prenounce without thinking of the muppet show.
This patch has been in beta 1 for eternity, and beta 2 phase for quite sometime.
We at EA are now proud to introduce... wait for it...
Patch 1.4 (Beta phase 3)
This is because we can't be arsed testing 2142, so we thought we'd distract you and hope you forget about it. Our programmers working on the patchs and 2142 are paid by the hour, does it show?"
"We here at EA/Dice are committed to bringing you the best possible gaming experience, whilst ensuring we still get paid for your impulse purchases.
Because our programmers are still in nappies, it is sometimes an idea on our part to release top quality patches to introduce great new bugs and crashes, and remove anything that might give you easy points.
Some of you will have noticed on our test servers a new patch (1.4) and a new map, which we cannot prenounce without thinking of the muppet show.
This patch has been in beta 1 for eternity, and beta 2 phase for quite sometime.
We at EA are now proud to introduce... wait for it...
Patch 1.4 (Beta phase 3)
This is because we can't be arsed testing 2142, so we thought we'd distract you and hope you forget about it. Our programmers working on the patchs and 2142 are paid by the hour, does it show?"