Damn some of you need to lighten up.
Dick heads to anyone you don't like.
Dick heads to anyone you don't like.
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+1.BigmacK192 wrote:
Religious satire wrapped up in a supposed-to-be-funny BF2 blanket. What a world we live in!
Satire? It's a joke... kinda like 2 guys walk into a bar.BigmacK192 wrote:
Religious satire wrapped up in a supposed-to-be-funny BF2 blanket. What a world we live in!
Yeah, Satire.bEAv3D wrote:
Satire? It's a joke... kinda like 2 guys walk into a bar.BigmacK192 wrote:
Religious satire wrapped up in a supposed-to-be-funny BF2 blanket. What a world we live in!
whose Jesus?
Using Defiance's link:
Irony, sarcasm, or caustic wit used to attack or expose folly, vice, or stupidity
aka a type of Joke.
Irony, sarcasm, or caustic wit used to attack or expose folly, vice, or stupidity
aka a type of Joke.
gonna give alot of karma
-1 FOR:
spawnofthemist
cyborg_ninja-117
ok thats it for today ran out of karma
LOL +1bEAv3D wrote:
Top 10 Reasons why Jesus's BF2 account was Reset by EA
10. He was caught WALKING to the carrier from the MEC main on Iron Gator.
9. He was caught reviving himself.
8. He was caught running GOD mode.
5. He was caught dropping supplies to those less fortunate, while not being support or commander.
4. He was caught pistol/reviving people on the other team.
2. He earned 2 War College Ribbons prior to patch 1.3
1. He was caught repeatedly camping the Mosques
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lol +1 to both of youDefiance wrote:
Yeah, he typed fail then remembered he wasn't that cool.mgjunner wrote:
rofl you had to edit that?Shem wrote:
no
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+1JudgeDredd1824 wrote:
11. He had all SF medals prior to 1.3 after a fourtnight's play. (Think it was 2500 hrs each at the time).
13. Has a negative ping time.
16. Doesn't freekin punish for accidental TK's (mutter mutter, bastards, noobs, mutter).
-1 FOR:
spawnofthemist
cyborg_ninja-117
ok thats it for today ran out of karma
Aren't you a generous fellow.-MIKI3. wrote:
gonna give alot of karmaLOL +1bEAv3D wrote:
Top 10 Reasons why Jesus's BF2 account was Reset by EA
10. He was caught WALKING to the carrier from the MEC main on Iron Gator.
9. He was caught reviving himself.
8. He was caught running GOD mode.
5. He was caught dropping supplies to those less fortunate, while not being support or commander.
4. He was caught pistol/reviving people on the other team.
2. He earned 2 War College Ribbons prior to patch 1.3
1. He was caught repeatedly camping the Mosques
.lol +1 to both of youDefiance wrote:
Yeah, he typed fail then remembered he wasn't that cool.mgjunner wrote:
rofl you had to edit that?+1JudgeDredd1824 wrote:
11. He had all SF medals prior to 1.3 after a fourtnight's play. (Think it was 2500 hrs each at the time).
13. Has a negative ping time.
16. Doesn't freekin punish for accidental TK's (mutter mutter, bastards, noobs, mutter).
-1 FOR:
spawnofthemist
cyborg_ninja-117
ok thats it for today ran out of karma
yeah, thanks, i have a third grade education too. the point is that it's not satire, it's just humor. there is no sarcasm and there is no fun being poked at anyone, except maybe EA. I can't believe they would reset even Jesus's account.Defiance wrote:
Yeah, Satire.bEAv3D wrote:
Satire? It's a joke... kinda like 2 guys walk into a bar.BigmacK192 wrote:
Religious satire wrapped up in a supposed-to-be-funny BF2 blanket. What a world we live in!
i bet EA would reset jesus!
HAH NOW THAT WAS SOME MOTHER FKIN SATIRE BITCHES!!!
+1
HAH NOW THAT WAS SOME MOTHER FKIN SATIRE BITCHES!!!
+1
So there is fun being poked at EA. You just answered yourself. And you forgot the biggest part of satire, "Wit."bEAv3D wrote:
yeah, thanks, i have a third grade education too. the point is that it's not satire, it's just humor. there is no sarcasm and there is no fun being poked at anyone, except maybe EA. I can't believe they would reset even Jesus's account.
And although there isn't a lot, there's a presence.
And this is no where near similar a joke like "two men walked in to a bar." or "there was a mexican, an american and an italian in a hot air baloon."
Eh?propyl wrote:
i bet EA would reset jesus!
HAH NOW THAT WAS SOME MOTHER FKIN SATIRE BITCHES!!!
+1
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Well, at least it's not an O RLY owl. I was counting the minutes till one came.darkcrystal wrote:
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d167/ … -funny.jpg
+1.
This is awful! Can't I go anywhere without someone trying to wrap their religion around me?
that is not funny!
uk-anubis-uk wrote:
that is not funny!
when will we start seeing the jokes about israel and palestine then?
2006 years from now?
2006 years from now?
Hmm, isreal jokes. Modified jew jokes IMO.
By getting on this topic this thread has eanred an instant lock. Yay.
By getting on this topic this thread has eanred an instant lock. Yay.
Why, if this thread was so unamusing, do we keep seeing the return of certain people? Oh, I know. Because they feel that it is their duty to derail every thread they can, or people might not think they are very cool. Those with no sense of humor should probably just scroll on down to the Debate and Serious Talk section of this forum.
nope.. not really..
i was merely asking.. as i find jokes about ANY religion appalling..
yes.. even I have morals..
i was merely asking.. as i find jokes about ANY religion appalling..
yes.. even I have morals..
you hit the nail on the head there buddy. +1bEAv3D wrote:
Oh, I know. Because they feel that it is their duty to derail every thread they can,
see you there then...bEAv3D wrote:
Those with no sense of humor should probably just scroll on down to the Debate and Serious Talk section of this forum.
Seriously, stop with the "fail" That's all I've seen you say over the past few days other than your "let's talk about me" thread. It isn't funny anymore, that wasn't that bad, and your just spamming posts so everyone can see your huge sig.spawnofthemist wrote:
oh bugger it:
fail.
And to whoever comes in after me, quotes me and says "fail", go jump in a septic tank.
fail.Flaming_Maniac wrote:
Seriously, stop with the "fail" That's all I've seen you say over the past few days other than your "let's talk about me" thread. It isn't funny anymore, that wasn't that bad, and your just spamming posts so everyone can see your huge sig.spawnofthemist wrote:
oh bugger it:
fail.
And to whoever comes in after me, quotes me and says "fail", go jump in a septic tank.
couldnt resist.
hey what can you expect from someone that thinks having a my pretty pony doll in his sig is funny as fuck.spawnofthemist wrote:
nope.. not really..
i was merely asking.. as i find jokes about ANY religion appalling..
yes.. even I have morals..
whatever.. beav, that shit is funny. dont listen to the harping goat farmers.
This coming from a member of the Divine God Squad? Nice name for someone who is so particular on what is to be said regarding religion.spawnofthemist wrote:
nope.. not really..
i was merely asking.. as i find jokes about ANY religion appalling..
yes.. even I have morals..
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