pmsl - In door Dogging (use google its a uk thing)DonFck wrote:
There's an old saying:
"If you can't beat them..."
"... Join them!" I AM UP FOR IT.. lol jkDonFck wrote:
There's an old saying:
"If you can't beat them..."
AHAHAHAHA!!!!!AirForceOne1 wrote:
"... Join them!" I AM UP FOR IT.. lol jkDonFck wrote:
There's an old saying:
"If you can't beat them..."
Videotape them.DonFck wrote:
There's an old saying:
"If you can't beat them..."
take a break for 7 minutes and grab some snacks?
I could do that but I'm usually not that hungry late at night LOL
this is lame compared to some of the replies...but,
fix ur speakers and sub woofer up against the ceiling. start throwing nades and fire some tank shells
with the volume right up.
it'll scare em poopless
fix ur speakers and sub woofer up against the ceiling. start throwing nades and fire some tank shells
with the volume right up.
it'll scare em poopless
you dont want that to happen do youAardcore wrote:
So far I've only noticed they hit it off at around 11 PM or around midnight... guess they like taking the traditional night stance I suppose but that's when I start playing BF2 as well so that's definitely not cool because I need FOCUS to take down them tango.
I might end up trying to get to know them since I've never actually met my neighbors, though I sure as hell know how they sound, just not in the way I best imagined them... *ahem* the worst fear I have is that the chick upstairs is hot and like... well I dunno...
Turn your headphones up and ignore them or everytime they start turn your music up really loud, make sure you turn it off when they finish so they get the message and know you only turn your music up when they are humping. Or download some really noisy porn off the net and play that REALLY loud, make sure it has some "oh baby" sound effects and put there shagging to shame.
Leave a note on their door asking them to either tighten the screws on their bed or add some WD-40 to it.
Exampe:
To Whom it My concearn
We, the neighboors below you respectfully request that you tighten the screws on your bed or add some type of lubrication as the squeaking from your bed that originates while you two have sex is quite annoying.
Signed
The people that occupy the apartments below, to the left and right.
Exampe:
To Whom it My concearn
We, the neighboors below you respectfully request that you tighten the screws on your bed or add some type of lubrication as the squeaking from your bed that originates while you two have sex is quite annoying.
Signed
The people that occupy the apartments below, to the left and right.
Last edited by [1FR]S3v3N (2006-07-31 09:27:37)
lol @ [1FR]S3v3N
Make a point to see the man some day and look him right in the eyes and say "Two things. Get your bed fixed and get it up you pot bellied stallion." That will get the point across very well.
I think I got a better idea lads, this post being one that inspired me. I'll hook some speakers up directly towards the ceiling so that sound can only absorb in through the walls, since supposedly these 'soundproof walls' carry sound...RaVeN.sco wrote:
this is lame compared to some of the replies...but,
fix ur speakers and sub woofer up against the ceiling. start throwing nades and fire some tank shells
with the volume right up.
it'll scare em poopless
I'll hook them up, play BF2, hit the volume as LOUD as I can, and just as the moment arrives, that's when I hit "Enemy boat spotted!"
Well, anyway peeps, I gotta get going to a summer course class, till then I hope to get more 'suggestions' or words of wisdom passed on as to what I should do about my neighbors... till then folks, till then!
Get broom, bump into cieling with it and yell:
"Stop it you bunnies"
"Stop it you bunnies"
LOL...Peggy Bundy telling Al she wants the whole 2 minutes!=MCHD= arush5268d wrote:
I had the same thing going on in my old place. Luckily for me though, the guy only had about a 2 minute stamina. But that didn't stop me from outdoing them, in noise level and duration!
Here's what ya do. Buy a can of WD-40 or some similar lubricant, and place it at their doorstep with a note. "I couldn't help but hear the commotion the other night, perhaps this will help in fixing the bed". Leave it un-signed. OR, you could throw in a bag of pop-rocks and tell them to explore other avenues in a different room, lol.
yep........that would work!howler_27 wrote:
Here's what ya do. Buy a can of WD-40 or some similar lubricant, and place it at their doorstep with a note. "I couldn't help but hear the commotion the other night, perhaps this will help in fixing the bed". Leave it un-signed. OR, you could throw in a bag of pop-rocks and tell them to explore other avenues in a different room, lol.
move... and find a place thats on the top floor so you never have to deal with it again
i lived below these ppl and god knows what they were up to... the strangest sounds ever came from that place, i once heard a sound that could only be described as something like an oil drum being dragged around the room... sometimes they would let their kid use the bed as a trampoline at 3 am... its all just part of close quarters living the only thing i could do (asside from drastic measures that would have landed me in jail) was simply move to a top floor... SO NOW IM CAN BE "THAT GUY" UPSTAIRS MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i lived below these ppl and god knows what they were up to... the strangest sounds ever came from that place, i once heard a sound that could only be described as something like an oil drum being dragged around the room... sometimes they would let their kid use the bed as a trampoline at 3 am... its all just part of close quarters living the only thing i could do (asside from drastic measures that would have landed me in jail) was simply move to a top floor... SO NOW IM CAN BE "THAT GUY" UPSTAIRS MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
So far the plan I have is a prolonged one, one that involves me having to actually meet my neighbors... I met one of them today, dude looked like he had anger management issues, walked out with a cigarette, walked up to his car which looks like a Dodge Stratus... I could be wrong, but it's a Dodge something-sporty, it's all souped out, black and ready to make Need For Speed/Fast & Furious proud.
So I know what the dude looks like... the lady on the other hand, no idea. As far as appearance goes, the guy looks like he'd wanna kick your ass if you smiled at him funny, not intimidating, just... oddly threatening. We made eye contact just today as I was taking out a passenger side brake light that I have replace soon and our conversation went sorta like this:
Me: "Hey how's it goin'?" being said as friendly as possible.
Dude Upstairs: "Hey..." and he just walked off with the cigarette in his mouth wearing a shirt, sandles and shorts and started walking to this riverwash just across the way from the apartments LOL.
I think I'm making progress thus far.
So I know what the dude looks like... the lady on the other hand, no idea. As far as appearance goes, the guy looks like he'd wanna kick your ass if you smiled at him funny, not intimidating, just... oddly threatening. We made eye contact just today as I was taking out a passenger side brake light that I have replace soon and our conversation went sorta like this:
Me: "Hey how's it goin'?" being said as friendly as possible.
Dude Upstairs: "Hey..." and he just walked off with the cigarette in his mouth wearing a shirt, sandles and shorts and started walking to this riverwash just across the way from the apartments LOL.
I think I'm making progress thus far.
Last edited by Aardcore (2006-07-31 14:28:54)