Bahaha this total noob

2006-07-30 19:20:27

#1

MECtallica: Member; +73|6806|jalalabad

Okay I browse and post on ONRPG, forums that are mostly about MMOs and stuff

Sorry of this is the wrong sect?

well this guy thinks his computer is so great because he has an intel graphics card.... INTEL DOESNT MAKE GRAPHICS CARDS! He has an integrated chip he thinks its great xD. He believes his computers too good for games, thats why he cant run them.

read this

His is the bottom paragraph

Heres the topic
http://www.onrpg.com/boards/free-mmorpg/13568-omg/

The guys name is heroms, he has so many pictures in his sig saying everyone is a noob and stuff.. I swear people can only be soo stupid.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Abhorsen
i dont beleve in too-powerfull-computers =p i can only blame the software on your computer for that.
no, it's not my pc.

i tried warrock the other day and the whole map and building texturer was black, (the color black) so i went to the options changed everything and used the lighten map option and tried to fix it but nothing worked, than i went to the forums and they say it's cuz of me having an intel card....
oh and is 1G RAM enough to run Battlefield? (my graphic card is good enough , i know that for a fact)

2006-07-30 19:22:01

#2

tvmissleman: The Cereal Killer; +201|6960| United States of America

an Intel graphics card!? what next an ATI processer?

2006-07-30 19:25:53

#3

Snipedya14: Dont tread on me; +77|6996|Mountains of West Virginia

Well it is quite humorous yes, and it only proves that people are very PC ignorant. I see this alot (sadly)
If you took this much effort to post this, why dont you educate him a little?

2006-07-30 19:27:40

#4

MECtallica: Member; +73|6806|jalalabad

I tried, my name is ryugu in there

Whats funny is that I posted a pic , and he saw my BF2 shortcut, and he asked If I could send him the install files to him.

2006-07-30 19:27:55

#5

Madhadda1: Member; +270|6846|Cedar Rapids, Iowa

you should post this link and show how everybody is laughing at him... computer to strong for a game..... wow and i thought i was dumb lol

2006-07-30 19:29:53

#6

i3igpete: Support Specialist; +6|6814

i can't play wing commander privateer because my computer is too fast. as soon as i take off from base, my ship just shoots off into space and i can't control it.

Last edited by i3igpete (2006-07-30 19:30:12)

2006-07-30 19:30:36

#7

MECtallica: Member; +73|6806|jalalabad

Lol I dunno if youre joking on that but it sounds hilarious

Last edited by MECtallica (2006-07-30 19:30:50)

2006-07-30 19:34:43

#8

i3igpete: Support Specialist; +6|6814

haha it's like on crack... good ol' 486 programmers assuming computers would never get faster. first planets will start flying around so fast that they only appear on the screen for a few frames, then the whole galaxy will start vibrating really fast, and then the game will crash.

a real shame too, since there were a lot of good actors in there. Clive Owen, Christopher Walken, John Hurt, all before they really hit their prime. Top notch cast that i'll never be able to watch again.

Last edited by i3igpete (2006-07-30 19:40:17)

2006-07-30 19:38:05

#9

PspRpg-7: -; +961|6999

To Heroms: You're an idiot. Please gofuckyourselfanddieplzkthnx.

2006-07-31 05:00:36

#10

EvilMonkeySlayer: Member; +82|6953

My pc isn't good enough for BF2.

I've only got a pithy Athlon X2 4800 and a low end ATI X1900XTX. If only I could get my hands on one of these Intel chips i'd be so steamed man.

2006-07-31 05:04:36

#11

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|7018

intel does make graphics cards you n00bs... omfg... intergrated graphics card

https://cache.www.gametracker.com/server_info/203.46.105.23:21300/b_350_20_692108_381007_FFFFFF_000000.png

2006-07-31 05:11:08

#12

konfusion: mostly afk; +480|6851|CH/BR - in UK

i3igpete wrote:
i can't play wing commander privateer because my computer is too fast. as soon as i take off from base, my ship just shoots off into space and i can't control it.

lol, yeah, and I can't fly cause my computers too fast! I take off, and the next thing I see is my heli blown up 5 feet away from where it took off, message on the screen: you were killed, respawn in 15 seconds
for all those who took the above seriously, and have that very problem:

https://img178.imageshack.us/img178/605/blackhawkwy0.jpg

2006-07-31 05:13:55

#13

mavrick 3399: EA GAMES PATCH EVERYTHING; +102|6843|Doncaster UK

64mb integrated FTW guys [sarcasm]its shit hot i overclocked mine and fried an egg on it its the best!!!!!![/sarcasm]

2006-07-31 05:23:04

#14

unnamednewbie13: Moderator; +2,060|7073|PNW

Some computers can be too strong for classic games, if slowdown utilities are not used. And maybe he was thinking about integrated graphics on Intel boards.

2006-07-31 05:27:59

#15

konfusion: mostly afk; +480|6851|CH/BR - in UK

computers can only be too "strong" if the bios isn't updated correctly to match the hardware, and/or if the hardware is uncompatible with the game

2006-07-31 07:53:43

#16

a fly: Member; +105|6946|The netherlands

Some people don't have the rights to have an internet connection, that dude is the perfect example

"my computer is to good" "i don't know much about computers, but i don't take advice from people that do"

tell him to overclock it badly so he can never post trash talk again

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