l41e
Member
+677|6926

On a B-52 bomber:

"What's our ETA"
"Who the fuck's ETA?"
"No, dammit, time to arrival."
"Oh, that's...uh...2130."
"That's a long time from now."
"2030 means 9:30 PM, dipshit."
"Fine. What time is it now?"
"7 in the morning. Why do you ask?"
"Because we left the US Airfield outpost 2 hours ago."
"...shoulda taken the damn APC..."
StickyBombs
Member
+8|7035|Sacramento, CA (USA)
As Albert Einstein said, "I know not what weapons World III will be fought with, but I know that World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."
R0lyP0ly
Member
+161|6932|USA
lol what is Canada and Mexico going to add to the United States Armed Forces?
GR34
Member
+215|6823|ALBERTA> CANADA
no they should add like an rpg but with a nukeular war hed so it would be like an rpn
Widjerd
I like sausage
+18|6819|Bristol UK
i think they need to look at a 3 pronged battle soon as that would be AMAZING...think about it, 3 diff team dudes meet up...who on EARTH shoots who
GR34
Member
+215|6823|ALBERTA> CANADA
Omg And Canada Can Declair War On Mexico And After Minites Of Fighting The Canaidians Run Out Of Bullets And Men So They Decide To Throw Rocks At The Mexicans And The Mexicand Throw Tekeila And Tacos Back At Them And Then Both Sides Get Drunk And Bake Friends And After Try It Invade South Americas Because Thay Weant Rubber To Make Bullets. In The Mean Time China Fire A Nuke At The Capitol Of The Us And So The Us Respond By Blowing Up The Grat Wall Of China Then The Eu Manaages To Push There Way In To North Koerea And Defeats Them. The Eu Trys To Take On The Ussr B/c They Have Defeated The Mec And The Eu Wants Oil So Thay Can Make Tea And Have Oil So They Can Sell It To The Us In Order To Purches A Nuke Of There Own And Fule There Tanks. Then The Us And China Destroy Each Other And The Ussr Destroys The Eu AND VICEVERSA. So Then Canada And Mexico Takie Over What's Left Habitable On The Planet(by Now They Have Tanken South America) And Then We All Live Happily Ever After In Radieoactive Igloos.

Last edited by GR34 (2006-07-15 16:49:14)

DirtyMexican
I knife Generals
+278|6815|Search Whore killing fields
No WW3 = Trailer park rumble. You drive around 4 wheelers, Garbage trucks, Bass pro boats, old ford trucks, lawn mowers, and crop dusting planes. Homemade shot guns, bombs, and cars. Grenades are now flaming bags of dog shit. A new feature also allows you to move the flag trailers. Hook your lawn mower up and bring her to base. Another new feature includes women, trailer trash hookers and nagging wife. They throw beer bottles, forks, and anything that will hurt.
KuSTaV
noice
+947|6789|Gold Coast
I dont like the whole "Russia invades Middle East" idea. I thought that perhaps they could be on their own side, and be neutral with N-Korea and China and invade Alaska, and take back what they previously owned, now that oil reserves have been on it for decades...

As for the whole Taiwan thing, China invades it, and N-Korea invades S-Korea, prompting US forces to hold off, and eventually retreat to Taiwan, and as Taiwan falls, US falls back to the mainland of America, suffering maximum casualties. Japan falls, and suffers greatly. An airforce squad sent from Alaska to destroy the Chinese and Koreans have dissappeared, probably from Russian forces.

Europe, Africa and Oceania remain neutral.

Russia now allies with China and Korea and start their campain on US soil in Alaska. But some Chinese have broken south to Vietnam and Laos, capturing the countries with little effort. Australia and Oceania are nervous as China Edges closer and have talks with the UN and asks for help if needed.

Some Russians invade Europe, and the EU declares war on Russia, and China and N-Korea follow suit.

The Chinese have captured New Guinnea, and Australia grows nervous on the account of the Chinese being less than 100km from the mainland. China sends ships to the tip of Queensland, and Australia declares war on China.

N-Korea send a large amount of troops to Africa to capture diamonds and money to aid the war on their side.

And it begins.
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KuSTaV
noice
+947|6789|Gold Coast
And with the classes thing, i think that they should add a Chemical/Biological and Nuclear troop, capable of shooting some form of CBN weapon.

And for a map, everyone is a "CBN warrior" , and the map is a devistated town, city from a nuclear blast, with radiation/chemical/ etc etc in the atmosphere.
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batman1029
>_>
+8|6805|Essex, Ontario, Canada
go die
NeoCommander
Banned
+15|6922|USA

batman1029 wrote:

go die
Fuck off
[IFF]DemonDave
Member
+20|6843|hampshire england
good idea but i bet EA or Dice would'nt read it
|60|Cobalt
Terror in the Skies
+30|7030|Leipzig/Germany
what about the SSR, the Starving Somalians with Rocks?
NeoCommander
Banned
+15|6922|USA

|60|Cobalt wrote:

what about the SSR, the Starving Somalians with Rocks?
They sound DEADLY man... I hope we don't face them!
Pvt.Kosak
Member
+125|6864
Make a Mod Of This
luckeydogg
Member
+35|6807|C:/system32/pimp.exe
I think there is already...
NeoCommander
Banned
+15|6922|USA

luckeydogg wrote:

I think there is already...
O rly?
destruktion_6143
Was ist Loos?
+154|6905|Canada
those r sum cool ideas, possible with the next gen of cpu processing, cuz the lag right now would b killer!!
Nessie09
I "fix" things
+107|6948|The Netherlands
Can't we just let Russia rule the world?
NeoCommander
Banned
+15|6922|USA

Nessie09 wrote:

Can't we just let Russia rule the world?
China would win... 1 BILLION solders....com'on
usmarine
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+2,785|7040

NeoCommander wrote:

Nessie09 wrote:

Can't we just let Russia rule the world?
China would win... 1 BILLION solders....com'on
! billion "soldiers?"  I doubt a lot of that billion are in any kind of fighting condition.
NeoCommander
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+15|6922|USA

usmarine2005 wrote:

NeoCommander wrote:

Nessie09 wrote:

Can't we just let Russia rule the world?
China would win... 1 BILLION solders....com'on
! billion "soldiers?"  I doubt a lot of that billion are in any kind of fighting condition.
IF they drafted, that alone could out number us...
usmarine
Banned
+2,785|7040

NeoCommander wrote:

usmarine2005 wrote:

NeoCommander wrote:


China would win... 1 BILLION solders....com'on
! billion "soldiers?"  I doubt a lot of that billion are in any kind of fighting condition.
IF they drafted, that alone could out number us...
Have you ever been to Asia?
NeoCommander
Banned
+15|6922|USA

usmarine2005 wrote:

NeoCommander wrote:

usmarine2005 wrote:


! billion "soldiers?"  I doubt a lot of that billion are in any kind of fighting condition.
IF they drafted, that alone could out number us...
Have you ever been to Asia?
no =/

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