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PRINCESS wrote:

mad scotsman wrote:

im 5 foot high with a 13 inch willy lol

so where in scotland do you stay hmmmm

lol i m from campbeltown but live in greenock. im actully taller than that but i do ahve a big um lol

spawnofthemist wrote:

hehe just as well you moved to greenock.. there's marginally more to do than in campbeltown..

how do i know?

My dad's from greenock. and my mum insists on going on holiday to Macrihanish.

OMFG what a small world lol, i used to surf at Macrihanish , and caddy during the rpo am seasons lol, i came here to go to college , just finished, but your right, Campbeltown is shit. but at least there is no crazy stabbings and shootings there lol, not ike here, this place is nuts

I continued to shit my pants much later than most kids.  But it wasn't something I tried to fix.  I just hated to stop playing with my toys to take a dump.  Here's a few examples:

I used to take my poopy undies and hide them under my dresser.  They'd stay there until my parents smelled them.  Then I'd get in trouble.

Sometimes my friends would run away from me because of the smell.  And I though putting the skid mark in my butt crack (wedgie) would hide the smell.

7th grade was the first year gym class required a change of clothes.  I was very nervous about changing in front of other kids.  On the second day of school, I took a dump so bad I had to "go to the bathroom" in the beginning of class to clean up (took a while, huge mess) and hide the evidence.  Hiding evidence was me tossing the soiled undies over to the next stall.  At the end of class I had to "go to the bathroom again" because I wasn't wearing any underwear.

Another embarassing trait I have that still haunts me to this day is I get a lot of PB's.  PB's, in case you don't know, is Pointless Boners.  For some reason, I just get stiffies.  Has nothing to do with being arroused.  It makes it difficult to leave, say, your parents house when you can't stand up.  At least I won't have to worry about needing Viagra when I get old.

Last edited by Sin-nisterMinister (2006-07-12 18:23:44)

I would think a BB is different than a PB.  If I'm bored and I got boner, I'm going to put that fucker to use, because there's nothing else to do.

spawnofthemist wrote:

hmm.. the less we talk about my penis around here, the better.

spawn of the mist killed the thread.

ummm... somthing embarrassing....? well... I'm on a laptop.............................

u masturbate on male's or female's? btw where is the nipple?

Last edited by Masta_Daco (2006-07-13 07:03:41)

I was at this killer party a couple years back and totally smashed
i was leaning against a tree out front and puking my guts out and telling said tree how much i loved it cuz it stood there like a man while i threw up on it...
anyway, these two chicks come out and start making out right next to me (still blowing chunks here) and i eventually cease hurling and look up at them, smile, wipe my mouth and think hey, here's my chance to get some!
so i pipe up with "hey girls, how bout a snog for me?"
one of them pointed out that "you've just been sick everywhere!"
my reply being "yeah, but i got some chewing gum"

needless to say i didn't get any that night...


AND the next day i went rock climbing with my mate and halfway up one of the walls, i notice a weird smell. Apparantly i hadn't showered very well and i could still smell sick on my arm.

WOO!!

EDIT: here's a pic of the two girls at the party that somone sent me a few days later:

Last edited by ^KoB^Buckles (2006-07-13 07:50:56)

i once got my nob out infront of the whole class for no apparent reason. I was in year 2

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:

Masta_Daco wrote:

u masturbate on male's or female's? btw where is the nipple?

chicks ftw

about the nipple...

sum1 complained to chuy about it and chuy pmd me to change the model nicely

Asian Chicks FTW!!!! about nipple: ahhhhh.

elmo1337 wrote:

PoP wrote:

i once got my nob out infront of the whole class for no apparent reason. I was in year 2

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ozzie_johnson wrote:

i used to watch pokemon, but didnt we all???

Dude Pikachu FTW! That little yellow bastard is COOL!

I love to smear peanut butter all over myself while watching porn....