Little Known Chuck Norris Facts

2006-07-06 16:43:01

#26

Marconius: One-eyed Wonder Mod; +368|6957|San Francisco

Holy fuck...welcome to 4 months ago... *facepalm*

The forums now will become a haven for all of the kids out of school who are just now finding out all of these internet memes.

2006-07-06 16:44:57

#27

eagles1106: Member; +269|6846|Marlton, New Jersey.

people steal from chucknorrisfacts.com mostly
stealers!

Last edited by eagles1106 (2006-07-06 16:45:46)

2006-07-06 16:52:40

#28

tvmissleman: The Cereal Killer; +201|6921| United States of America

guns dont kill people, Chuck Norris kills people

2006-07-06 17:01:44

#29

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|6895

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

LMAO LOL

2006-07-06 17:04:56

#30

Dutchman-195: Ea & Dice Hater Fan Club; +17|6783|Oro Valley-Tucson, AZ

Pretty damn stupid, but i know some people who would liek it

2006-07-06 23:51:10

#31

x.:Shackleton:.x: Quick on the draw...; +33|6806|the land of plenty

Here is a sound bite of Chuck reading the top 10 facts about himself:

http://chuckreadschuck.ytmnsfw.com/

and yes, you'll hear some repeats as quoted earlier.

-Shack

edit:link

Last edited by x.:Shackleton:.x (2006-07-06 23:53:52)

2006-07-06 23:59:19

#32

subz3r0mkt: Member; +27|6939

Heres that clip of Chuck Norris reading some of his facts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjIfmRO_LHk

Ah crap, didn't see the above posted link to basically the same thing :l "Sorry man."

Last edited by subz3r0mkt (2006-07-07 00:03:18)

2006-07-07 06:46:22

#33

x.:Shackleton:.x: Quick on the draw...; +33|6806|the land of plenty

subz3r0mkt wrote:
Heres that clip of Chuck Norris reading some of his facts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjIfmRO_LHk

Ah crap, didn't see the above posted link to basically the same thing :l "Sorry man."

Well yours link is better because of this new "moving video" thing. +1 for the real link and not just the audio one! There are some other ytmnd. There are a couple of decent ones, but a lot of mediocracy.

-Shack

2006-07-07 06:47:03

#34

MorbidFetus: Member; +76|6814|Ohio

USAFDude_1988 wrote:
MorbidFetus wrote:
Seagal>Norris
I wouldn't be surprised if you're dead within the next 24 hours.

This just in: I'm dead. Norris tied me to a chair, sat on my lap, put a round through his chest killing me while only making himself hungry.

2006-07-07 07:05:57

#35

gameaddict: Member; +35|6943|let op drempels

[1FR]S3v3N wrote:
Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

rofl those 2 are so brutal +1 man good job.

2006-07-07 09:19:14

#36

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|6831|Mountains of NC

Never shoot at Chuck Norris he will roundhouse kick the bullet back into your gun

It wasn't nuclear bombs that got dropped on Japan it was Chuck Norris landing there with no parachute

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/17445/carhartt.jpg

2006-07-07 11:59:01

#37

darad0: Member; +40|6884|Centreville, VA

https://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d140/jakethesnakefart2/chuck-norris-arete-s.jpg

2006-07-07 12:00:31

#38

nieker: THE FLYING DUTCH PENGUIN, THE NINTENDO PENGUIN; +191|6890|The Netherlands

https://img511.imageshack.us/img511/4149/whocares68qt1dh7vs.jpg

2006-07-07 12:02:19

#39

kr@cker: Bringin' Sexy Back!; +581|6812|Southeastern USA

that's a little too homoerotic darado

<backs away slowly>

2006-07-07 12:13:14

#40

Deaths_hand: Member; +3|6790|Canada

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did.

2006-07-07 12:28:18

#41

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|6979

Deaths_hand wrote:
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did.

he uses other women as a condom while having sex

https://cache.www.gametracker.com/server_info/203.46.105.23:21300/b_350_20_692108_381007_FFFFFF_000000.png

2006-07-07 12:29:50

#42

Hurricane: Banned; +1,153|6893|Washington, DC

']['error wrote:
chuck noris...he just can't die
http://www.thegreyeagle.com/calendar/Chuck%20Norris.jpg

LMFAO he has dual MAC-10s

2006-07-07 12:45:12

#43

PunkX: stoned; +198|6886|Canada

I tried to paint chuck norris, but when i was done, he gave me a roundhouse kick to the face and ran off the canvas.

2006-07-08 07:33:11

#44

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|6831|Mountains of NC

Chuck Norris has choked a man in florida while he was in texas

By 2008 all classes will consist of watching Walker, Texas Ranger

When Chuck Norris is angry we have hurrcaines and forest fires, when he is sad we have floods, when is he is happy we have ........ he is never happy

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