went Chi @ wake, flew the J to the carrier, landed on the UAV end, taxied down the runway and shot the 5 idiots bouncing and yelling "MINE" where the cobra sits. Then I flew off.... So much fun, they never look that way....
Moo....
Moo....
Was fucking around on Wake Island as USMC with an M95. I'm sitting on the south end of the island, battle-crawling through the bush because I'm tearfully bored. I see an enemy chopper come out of nowhere, the Havoc, with a corporal piloting it and a Captain gunning. I laugh a little, thinking I'm about to be wtfpwned.
But that was not the case.
The corporal was flying low and slow, so for shits and giggles I fired off a potshot at the cockpit - and killed the pilot. The helo started to spin out of control, and by this time I'M out of control laughing my ass off that I'd actually killed the pilot. For kicks, I fire another random round at the cockpit, but fail to kill the gunner as well. The chopper spins out of control and slams into the flagpole - giving me another kill and +1 for a flag defend.
But that was not the case.
The corporal was flying low and slow, so for shits and giggles I fired off a potshot at the cockpit - and killed the pilot. The helo started to spin out of control, and by this time I'M out of control laughing my ass off that I'd actually killed the pilot. For kicks, I fire another random round at the cockpit, but fail to kill the gunner as well. The chopper spins out of control and slams into the flagpole - giving me another kill and +1 for a flag defend.
lolz oh yea and i was playing Mash and i was like ok ill go for engi badge i put one Mine down and i killed a humvee i am like sweet but it turns out i got another kill someone was repairing the humvee it i was like fun i htink i am good at this engi thing but then the round ended!
Edit: i accidently used clay instead of mine...to much kark
Edit: i accidently used clay instead of mine...to much kark
Last edited by Tushers (2006-06-29 21:13:06)
I played on >NN< clan server and joined a squad that was just awesome to roll with. I got 2 silver medals and got around 900 points today. Just whored medic basically. I want to get that to expert first.
I had fun. Computer froze a bit. Oh and I went to straferight so I could play with BushViper but he left before I joined.
I had fun. Computer froze a bit. Oh and I went to straferight so I could play with BushViper but he left before I joined.
Last night played on a sharqi for a few rounds as MEC, mostly play lonewolf but squaded a little towards the end. Mostly played as medic and a little as sniper, got gold in all 3 rounds I played, 542 points in 1hr47min. Some fairly enjoyable rounds, we lost 1, won 2
losing interest with connection issues, and my router is giving me all sorts of grief at the moment
losing interest with connection issues, and my router is giving me all sorts of grief at the moment
Last edited by panderiz (2006-06-29 22:09:04)
OH OH OH! I had one yesterday I'm kind of ashamed about but it's still funny as hell. I was on MEC on Sharqi Peninsula, and managed to get my friend to pilot for me while I manned the anti-matter cannon on the MEC chopper. USMC had all their spawns and whatnot so I decided hey - why not be "that guy" and not let them take off in their chopper. I just wanna help my buddies on the ground not get wtf pwned by a helo
So the previous round I'd been spawn camped, being USMC and dealing with the MEC chopper is difficult, but by no means impossible to rid yourself of. There's a humbee that spawns next to the TV station that most people don't think about, which is instrumental in the pwnage of the MEC baseraper - especially since they nerfed the helo's' health. This is why I justify baseraping on Sharqi - it's just so damn easy to stop it from happening that I figure if you can't stop it, you deserve to be raped lol.
Anyways, moving on.
As I said I was manning the anti-matter cannon and was killing anyone who spawned on top of the TV station. I didn't want that helo to take off! Eventually everyone learned not to spawn there because, well - duh. However, there was this one guy who apparently had alzheimer's and would continually spawn there only to die by my hand. Unfortunately he's not on my top enemy list
Poor =BoB=Comrade_Scott - I am officially sorry for destroying you so many times. I'm also sad I don't show up on your worst enemies list
Sorry to everyone for spawn camping like that - I DID move away from TV station often, but come on - I'm not indestructable!
For reference. Just my most amusing BF2 round ever. (Also, I got 1 more kill just before round ended but couldn't take an SS heh.)
So the previous round I'd been spawn camped, being USMC and dealing with the MEC chopper is difficult, but by no means impossible to rid yourself of. There's a humbee that spawns next to the TV station that most people don't think about, which is instrumental in the pwnage of the MEC baseraper - especially since they nerfed the helo's' health. This is why I justify baseraping on Sharqi - it's just so damn easy to stop it from happening that I figure if you can't stop it, you deserve to be raped lol.
Anyways, moving on.
As I said I was manning the anti-matter cannon and was killing anyone who spawned on top of the TV station. I didn't want that helo to take off! Eventually everyone learned not to spawn there because, well - duh. However, there was this one guy who apparently had alzheimer's and would continually spawn there only to die by my hand. Unfortunately he's not on my top enemy list
Poor =BoB=Comrade_Scott - I am officially sorry for destroying you so many times. I'm also sad I don't show up on your worst enemies list
Sorry to everyone for spawn camping like that - I DID move away from TV station often, but come on - I'm not indestructable!
For reference. Just my most amusing BF2 round ever. (Also, I got 1 more kill just before round ended but couldn't take an SS heh.)
Last edited by TehSeraphim (2006-06-29 23:12:45)
i played single player for a little while, then i had a kickass bot game, walked out of that with 1,211 kills for 40 deaths
Pwning it up all day with my clan... it was good until we got kicked for pwning too hard from the BAD server (sharqi) - there reasons were all random BS. Went into another server and got kicked from there too... finally we were playing in another sharqi server for a few hours until it crashed. I just CTD'd while joining insomnia's sharqi server.
Damn it - I wish our server was working
!
Damn it - I wish our server was working
!