BF2S Forums Kills that make you smile??????

I shot a vodnik with AT and the guy drove the flaming vehicle past a friendly armor and exploded, so I got credit for both the armor kill and the vodnik kill.  That was seriously cool.

Also, once on Wake, I saw the enemy attack chopper flaming so I emptied a clip of my MP-7 at it, and shot it down.  2 kills!  woot

I also love sniping on Great Wall, across from the crumble.  I was laughing just this morning because they came like lemmings...I must have picked off 4 guys in a row.  That was fun

Once I picked the pilot out of an attack chopper while he was hovering/capping a flag.  the chopper just landed and I took off in it.  that was beautiful

i used to do this all the time in demo and still some on retail - fly a jet really really low over carrier on oman and get roadkills with the plane. i did this about 5 times till people stated catching on. so they started C4 jumping their way over my plane. the funniest ones are when they C4, then STILL hit the plane on the way down. MiG roadkills on carrier...gotta love it.

first time i played the new patch the first thing isaw was three enemies crushed by an air droped vodnik.
Also shooting down a harrier (thought he would be a smart arse and hover over me to bomb me) with a tank

This made me laugh my head off, but theres always on rambo who i hapen to tk, its not fair.

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i had one where we were MEC on oman and the USMC pushed us all the way back to the uncap then kept attacking us with a tank on the runway and bombing the hell out of us. i think there were a few APC's around to. everytime i spawned i died a few seconds later. next time i saw one of the jets on the runway behind the tank, sumhow i managed to run past it without being spotted and jumped in the copilot bit and fired the tv missle at him. took off got my first plane kill ever (air to air) and then jumped out and capped a flag. we still lost but it was pretty good effort.

I was playing commander in a large map with only a few guys. i was heading to cap a flag and had no transport, so i aimed at the ground and ordered myself a vehicle drop.

just then a guy appears in front of me and starts shooting at me with an MP5, so i shoot bak as im walking backwards away from him; anyway he ends up where i had aimed for the drop and it came down just in time onto his head!!! i didnt have fraps running at the time unfortunately... 

he posted a msg on-screen: "wtf??????????????????????????????????" or something to that effect...

1.
I was flying a attack chopper and a plane came straight at me 0.o 
I fired all my rockets and killed the plane

2.
I just joind a kubra dam server from the BAD clan and i went and sat in an apc.
Then i was taking hits from a machine gun, I turned my turret and saw a plane heading directly for me, "bam"I schot it down with the apc-rocket

3.
Making a loop in a attack chopper I fired all my rockets (cos i had 6 left and wanted it to reload).
And somehowe I killed someone with those rockets, I still dont know where he was

Just after the game came out in June last year i was playing Shonghua Stalemate as PLA and was driving a tank. I was on a ridge and heard a BH nearby so i turn the turret to my right and there was one to my right in line with me. The gunner starts unloading his minigun into me so I randomly shot a shell at it; hit it just behind the pilot seat and took it down: 2 kills! My first WTF moment of BF2...

Another time i was on Wake as PLA and was in a jeep near the base directly north of the airfield, u know the one... I fired a few shots at a BH with the .50cal on the jeep as it went behind some trees. I got out of the jeep as the BH had done damage to it and it was about to blow. The BH came bak a few secs later, so i shot my silenced pistol at it 3 times and took it out: 5 kills! A friend who was standing next to me and knew i used my pistol said to me over Teamspeak that he worships me...

Agemman wrote:

4. Shot a tank shell into the air and hit a full BH
5. All times I've out-sniped snipers with my trusty pistol...
6. When I got a whole squad with knives after me on Karkand. ran around a corner and dropped a Claymore.
9. When a BH landed on my AT-mines

Yeah, i done all those, they're damn funny when u pull them off urself

nelson496 wrote:

sniping the same person 4 times in a row with a headshot

On Gulf of Oman once i was sniper on the building just north of the River Fort base and the MEC had the Olive Fort next to it; one dude kept running from his base to the River Fort and i just kept sniping him in the head over and over (while he was running) with the M24 (damn good rifle).

Last edited by Cilvaa (2006-06-16 07:55:17)

i was playing on Mashtuur once, going for my Basic Knife. there was 3 guys in the Backyard spawnpoint, (UAV was on em) so i tossed a nade into em. at this point i pulled my knife out. the nade killed 2 then the other guys comes out with a freakin' DAO-12. i was about 10 metres away, too. i managed to dodge half his shots and did a jumping stab him ti his head. couldnt help but gloat cause he had been pwning me all night with the freaking thing (i was a sniper BTW)!

another Mashtuur, i was behind the big shed in the Backyard spawnpoint just as the enemy captured it. all i had left was 3 bullets in my G36-E. no reloads, either. i dashed along the back of the shed just as a dude with a G3 spawned behind me (Nuther UAV help) i jumped, lay down in midair, spun round and killed him before i even hit the ground. 3 bullets. 20 metre shot. in midair. while moving. by the end of the round i had 147 points and the closest guy behind mr was on 80-sumthing. god bless those Matrix-shots.

once, i attacked the Hotel spawn (Sharqi) just as it was capped, (SpecOps kit) killed 2 with the G36-C (no reload), 2 with the Beretta (still no reload), and 2 with my knife. won the bronze fot that too. (Map finished 30 secs after that stunt).

almost forgot. once on the Kubra Dam map,  i was a sniper trying to go cap the lower dam flag, but there were 3 annoying guys with MG's on a higher ledge. (i'm in between some concrete building) i managed to snipe one but he spotted me. one of the other guys tries nades but misses with them all (whew) and then tries to jump down and shoot me. but the concrete parts on the building are too close together for a chute to open, so he falls to his death ( i watched it happen) i was about to turn away just as his buddy does EXACTLY THE SAME THING! i actually fell off my chair laughing at that one. (if i ever have time to screenie the spot im talking about, ill edit this post again)

yet another one for you lucky people: i was lying in the back of a HumVee just as i capped the Lower dam flag in Kubra, (i was MEC) when two USMC dudes jump in it ( i was lying in the back, not actually IN the thing) i opened up with my PKM, got 2 kills, and 2 defends. one of mt friends was over and couldnt stop laughing.

Last edited by Fenris_GreyClaw (2006-06-22 08:11:50)

Knifing the stupid son of a bitch who claymore whored the entire place and fuckin spawn camping the fucking shit of the mutherfucker.

once at gatehouse I was in the armor defending the flag, and there was a guy hiding in the building.  I simply could not get the splash damage to hit him and it was getting frustrating.  Having been in his shoes in the past, I knew that he had his eye on the map waiting for the gray tank to appear.  I jumped out of the tank and laid a mine underneath it and then ran and ducked behind the boxes by the flag.  I saw him come tearing out of the building like a bat out of hell and he hopped right into my tank and promptly blew himself to pieces.  oh man that shit was GREAT!  I bet he felt so stupid...

My most recent kill that made me smile:


AH-1Z thought he had the upper hand on the Z-10 because he was higher. Guess not!

Edit: But others include on Warlord tossing nades down to the Plaza from the parachute SAS spawn and killing 4 Insurgents. And, when an AT guy get's your APC on fire, you bail and give him a piece of your mind as seen here:



And yet others include ramming a taking off J-10 with a DPV and getting 1 roadkill, 2 explosion kills, and 1 pilot death from it.

Last edited by InviSniper (2006-07-04 08:24:33)

Kills that are like my sig.

When I kill them, and they get the warning.... well... it just... brings a tear to my eye.

I have two so far, goin for more!