Why oh why do people insist Hulk is the strongest Marvel Character?

2006-06-23 23:33:08

#1

Nyte: Legendary BF2S Veteran; +535|6995|Toronto, ON

I just got banned from a comics forum for stating that Hulk is only a mid-range character in terms of strength.

For god's sake, I can name 21798798421 off my head that will tear Hulk in half:

Galactus - He fucking eats planets, GG
Silver Surfer - He can make stars and destroy them, GG
Shuma Gorath - He can edit matter, GG
Mephisto - God of Hell, GG
Eternity/Death - Um, they control the balance of life and death in the Marvel Universe, GG
The Living Tribunal - He created the damn universe, GG
And Thor/Thanos/Loki/Cytorrak/Odin/The Celestials/Any character outside of Earth.

I also hate it too when people say Apocalypse is the strongest Marvel character, um, if he's so strong, why'd he die from Magneto?

These young people are getting brainwashed into thinking Wolverine, Hulk, Spider-Man are the shit when they can easily get totaled by 136497987695634789906 other characters in the Marvel Universe.

In fact, Hulk probably ranks in the bottom 10% of strongest marvel characters. Even Wolverine killed him before as well as Spider-Man.

Sigh, damn the movie producers for injecting false knowledge into these young minds.

Alpha as fuck.

2006-06-23 23:34:21

#2

TheNaziPredator: Member; +15|6817

Spiderman Ftw!!!

2006-06-23 23:36:03

#3

xX[Elangbam]Xx: Member; +107|6941

Colossus is pretty strong.

Though Hulk did rip Wolverine in half and threw the two pieces 4 miles from each other.

That took gutsy, Wolverine survived of coursed and smelled that his legs were 4 miles away from him.

2006-06-23 23:36:07

#4

FAF-Teeje: Member; +47|6786

screw comic books!!! they are gay!!!!! FTW

2006-06-23 23:36:17

#5

kessel!: Peruvian Cocaine; +261|7008|Toronto Canada

Nyte wrote:
I just got banned from a comics forum

haha...hahahahahaha.....hahahahahahahahahahahhaah

oh man

sorry

hulk is lame

2006-06-23 23:36:26

#6

x.:Shackleton:.x: Quick on the draw...; +33|6787|the land of plenty

I know your name is Nyte and all, but you really do need to get out and get some sunshine.

-Shack

2006-06-23 23:38:43

#7

Pernicious544: Zee Tank Skank; +80|6944|MoVal So-Cal

i dont care if he's not the strongest or the fastest but my man is Gambit

2006-06-23 23:39:09

#8

kessel!: Peruvian Cocaine; +261|7008|Toronto Canada

batman!

2006-06-23 23:40:00

#9

Ty: Mass Media Casualty; +2,398|7018|Noizyland

Holy fuck, who givs a shit? Honestly Nyte, who are you, fuckin' Comic Book Guy? No one should ever get into a debate about superheroes! Ever!

Batman fucken rules anyways. He doesn't have any superpowers and he still kicks arse.

[Blinking eyes thing]
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2006-06-23 23:43:22

#10

VaNiSh: Banned; +18|6932

lol the last vagina this guy saw was his moms the day his dad left town.

2006-06-23 23:43:56

#11

kessel!: Peruvian Cocaine; +261|7008|Toronto Canada

Tyferra wrote:
Holy fuck, who givs a shit? Honestly Nyte, who are you, fuckin' Comic Book Guy? No one should ever get into a debate about superheroes! Ever!

Batman fucken rules anyways. He doesn't have any superpowers and he still kicks arse.

best...post...ever

2006-06-24 12:01:20

#12

LordMelkor666: Member; +2|6769

ummm the hulk movie sucked anyways... it was sooooo lame

2006-06-24 12:03:03

#13

XIthRyker: Member; +7|6897

More to the point how come when the Hulk does his thing and goes green all his clothes rip apart from his boxers. And how much does he spend on new clothes a week? He's always ripping them to shreds.

2006-06-24 12:09:19

#14

LordMelkor666: Member; +2|6769

XIthRyker wrote:
More to the point how come when the Hulk does his thing and goes green all his clothes rip apart from his boxers. And how much does he spend on new clothes a week? He's always ripping them to shreds.

and how do his pants never rip?

oh its probably cause his cock shrinks

Last edited by LordMelkor666 (2006-06-24 12:09:56)

2006-06-24 12:13:31

#15

xXSarnathXx: Decepticons forever!; +25|6851|Sweden

what about Nate Grey? he was pretty imba wasnt he

2006-06-24 12:16:42

#16

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|6959

im the strongest person on the universe. u know why all the mutants dont exsist today? coz i killed em all

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2006-06-24 13:14:58

#17

InviSniper: The first true Sniper.; +95|6887|Cumberland, MD, USA

DC > Marvel. We have Superman and Batman. But where's Flash Gordon Nyte? And Speedy Gonzalez? And Aquaman? You're clearly a fighter; not a lover.

Hulk is physically strong without any super-powers. All the characters you listed have some power other than strength to make them better than Hulk.

2006-06-24 14:44:24

#18

Nyte: Legendary BF2S Veteran; +535|6995|Toronto, ON

xXSarnathXx wrote:
what about Nate Grey? he was pretty imba wasnt he

Yeah, X-Man AKA Nate Grey was possibly the strongest "mutant" in Marvel (But not strongest character).

Hulk is not a mutant, he's a byproduct of an accident like Spider-Man.

Galactus, Living Tribunal etc are cosmic beings and are not even in the realm of Earth.

Alpha as fuck.

2006-06-24 15:34:36

#19

Lucien: Fantasma Parastasie; +1,451|6896

I'm the juggernaut, bitch!

I've never read the comics, but what about when Jean Grey goes blurgh and turns into Phoenix?

2006-06-24 18:01:13

#20

Milk.org: Bringing Sexy Back; +270|7019|UK

LMFAO!
*puts in sig before anyone else*

2006-06-24 18:05:37

#21

spawnofthemist: Banned; +1,128|6885|Burmecia, Land of the Rain

SargeV1.4 wrote:
I'm the juggernaut, bitch!

I've never read the comics, but what about when Jean Grey goes blurgh and turns into Phoenix?

w00t! +1 to sarge for quoting the strongest Marvel character (aye he says it in X-Men III.. inspired by the parody of course)

2006-06-24 18:28:38

#22

tahadar: Sniper!!; +183|6982|Pakistan/England

spawnofthemist wrote:
SargeV1.4 wrote:
I'm the juggernaut, bitch!

I've never read the comics, but what about when Jean Grey goes blurgh and turns into Phoenix?
w00t! +1 to sarge for quoting the strongest Marvel character (aye he says it in X-Men III.. inspired by the parody of course)

your weapons cannot harm me! don't you know who the fuck I am?

2006-06-24 18:31:18

#23

-Gunsmoke-: Member; +165|6878|South Jersey

tahadar wrote:
spawnofthemist wrote:
SargeV1.4 wrote:
I'm the juggernaut, bitch!

I've never read the comics, but what about when Jean Grey goes blurgh and turns into Phoenix?
w00t! +1 to sarge for quoting the strongest Marvel character (aye he says it in X-Men III.. inspired by the parody of course)
your weapons cannot harm me! don't you know who the fuck I am?

I'm the juggernaut bitch! haha, you my ho now!

2006-06-24 19:08:29

#24

younggun: Member; +28|6887

I think Superman is the best just because he is super and man so he's Superman...Oh yeh and I tell all my friends I'm superman...lol

2006-06-24 19:13:14

#25

SgtSlutter: Banned; +550|6881|Amsterdam, NY

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