Yep, unless it's a nice office bathroom. I generally just try to shit in my own bathroom if possible...kkolodsick wrote:
I'd rather crap myself than drop a deuce in a public bathroom.
Dude everyone knows if you get in this situation you sacrifice a sock!PoP wrote:
Dude i nrly threw up!! my mate had to use the toilet brush once *shiver*jord wrote:
Yeah either that or i hover over it.
Really bad when you have a shit and there is no toilet paper,i use my hand.
LOL at this thread.
I can't remember the last time I took a shit in a public bathroom, and I try very hard to avoid doing so, but if I ever HAVE to, all your tactics will come in very handy. So far, there's the TP-seatcover, the TP-watercover or 'bomb-mat', the sock-sacrifice, the boxer-sacrifice to commando style, barehanded wiping, sound and splash control. Also the leaf-allergy-test-to-wipe was a very good tip.
I can't remember the last time I took a shit in a public bathroom, and I try very hard to avoid doing so, but if I ever HAVE to, all your tactics will come in very handy. So far, there's the TP-seatcover, the TP-watercover or 'bomb-mat', the sock-sacrifice, the boxer-sacrifice to commando style, barehanded wiping, sound and splash control. Also the leaf-allergy-test-to-wipe was a very good tip.
"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell
Not my bathroom, I put a an ass-gakset down and another layer of papaer over that. Then I speed shit, hit and run when possible. Hold it til I think I am going to die, then let loose like William Wallace just gave me the go ahead (ie; hold, hold, hold, noooooooooowwwwww!!!!!!!)
The plus side? I can wipe my ass til the cows come homw. I don't care if I flood it, and it's not my TP.
The plus side? I can wipe my ass til the cows come homw. I don't care if I flood it, and it's not my TP.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Never TP your seat youll never get ITchy Nuts scratch is cool we can all scratch together I'll scratch yours and you can scratch myn YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUN FUN FUN A whole bunch of FUN YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i wont do a shit in a public toilet and i don't sit down to piss so i don't ever have a need to cover the seat with anything.....except piss......
This girl tried to stand on the seat forgetting that it is not supposed to hold that kind of weight on its rim
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so ur a girl?THA wrote:
i wont do a shit in a public toilet and i don't sit down to piss so i don't ever have a need to cover the seat with anything.....except piss......
btw DazBurt thats fucking sick
Just highlighting the dangers of public toilets, and that was the least graphic
This was where she was standing when it gave way
This was where she was standing when it gave way
but...it causes such injuries? it usually a dark purple ring around the ass if we fall inside
I call B.S.
jord wrote:
Yeah either that or i hover over it.
Really bad when you have a shit and there is no toilet paper,i use my hand.
THA wrote:
i don't sit down to piss
since when do girls stand up to piss?jkohlc wrote:
so ur a girl?
so all you guys are heimscheissers (home shitters) *lol*
whats so bad about taking a dump on a public toilet? - as long as it is clean its ok
when you never had to shit on a public toilet u definitly spent way to many time at home
whats so bad about taking a dump on a public toilet? - as long as it is clean its ok
when you never had to shit on a public toilet u definitly spent way to many time at home
and there in lies the problem. public toilets here are not to flash.|60|Cobalt wrote:
as long as it is clean its ok
Canberra is small (25 mins from one side to the other) so if im really busting ill stop in at a mates for a hit and run.
Ever seen Bachelor Party?THA wrote:
THA wrote:
i don't sit down to pisssince when do girls stand up to piss?jkohlc wrote:
so ur a girl?
its not the germs you should be worried about aslong as you wash atleast every day, its the crap particles that stop me using public toliets and the piss on the rim.CrazeD wrote:
I saw that too.Toonces7 wrote:
Today 14:20:21 -1 " Do you TP your public toilet seat? are a fucking idiot why waste topic space in the BF2- Chatter take it to Not BF2, you retarded dumbass fag - now i will hunt you down & give you repeated head shoots on BF2 so u'll know who this is"
Look at this flamer n00b who can't take a joke and gave me neg karma......
To the prior Posting "What's TP?" Toilet Paper
I remember an episode of "Myth Busters" where they actually found out that the toilet seat is one of the most germfree areas in your home. The kitchen countertop is waay worse germwise.
I wonder if that means I can go pee on my counter to make it less germy?