Fuck a 12 step program. If you really want to stop drinking follow "Cougar's 5 Step Program"
1. Get camera.
2. Get drunk.
3. Have someone take a picture or two of you drunk.
4. Sober up.
5. Review.
You will notice things you should not have done. They are as follows but not limited too:
Fig 1-1, Acting like a complete fucktard and ruining your reputation in front of friends.
Fig 1-2, Passing out with your eyes open.
Fig 1-3, Going to Wal-Mart, commandeering bike, breaking shit, harassing children, getting banned.
Yeah.....I fail at alcoholism. There are more but I don't want to provide blackmail evidence for future incidences.
I am now 100% alcohol free for the 3rd month running. Man, I look(ed) like a douche bag.
Let's see your drunk pictures damnit!
1. Get camera.
2. Get drunk.
3. Have someone take a picture or two of you drunk.
4. Sober up.
5. Review.
You will notice things you should not have done. They are as follows but not limited too:
Fig 1-1, Acting like a complete fucktard and ruining your reputation in front of friends.
Fig 1-2, Passing out with your eyes open.
Fig 1-3, Going to Wal-Mart, commandeering bike, breaking shit, harassing children, getting banned.
Yeah.....I fail at alcoholism. There are more but I don't want to provide blackmail evidence for future incidences.
I am now 100% alcohol free for the 3rd month running. Man, I look(ed) like a douche bag.
Let's see your drunk pictures damnit!
Last edited by Cougar (2006-06-21 03:08:54)