Hovering is good on the leg muscles though.
I saw that too.Toonces7 wrote:
Today 14:20:21 -1 " Do you TP your public toilet seat? are a fucking idiot why waste topic space in the BF2- Chatter take it to Not BF2, you retarded dumbass fag - now i will hunt you down & give you repeated head shoots on BF2 so u'll know who this is"
Look at this flamer n00b who can't take a joke and gave me neg karma......
To the prior Posting "What's TP?" Toilet Paper
I remember an episode of "Myth Busters" where they actually found out that the toilet seat is one of the most germfree areas in your home. The kitchen countertop is waay worse germwise.
I wonder if that means I can go pee on my counter to make it less germy?
Dude, I hope you're messing w/ us. Use your boxers for crying out loud. I'd rather go commando than have CRAP under my fingernails.jord wrote:
Yeah either that or i hover over it.
Really bad when you have a shit and there is no toilet paper,i use my hand.
LMSCHO!kkolodsick wrote:
Dude, I hope you're messing w/ us. Use your boxers for crying out loud. I'd rather go commando than have CRAP under my fingernails.jord wrote:
Yeah either that or i hover over it.
Really bad when you have a shit and there is no toilet paper,i use my hand.
Well i wait until it's all clear then wipe it off with my hand and then wash it,the sink is only a metre away most of the time.
Would be awkward though if i had it in my hand walking to the sink and aload of people walked in.
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omg lol dont tell us anymore facts about your way of life!
dont like to use them unless its an emergency but if i have to i use one of those paper ass gaskets and double em up. works great. but only if i absolutley have no choiceToonces7 wrote:
I was talking about this with one of my roommates and he looked at me funny when I told him I TP the seat of any public toilet before i sit on the throne. Several others agree with me to cover your ass before you sit, but am I being a germaphobe? I also find it very horrifying to sit on a seat that's still warm from the last person.....very disgusting. I actually do a full body shiver when that happens.
no ... when i had to go (the only time while i was in school) i went to the nearby forest.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
no dueces in public FTW!
On a side note, anyone remember the ONE time in school you really had to shit, so you manned it up and went into the stall? Then right as you are laying down the most mud humanly possible someone walks in and you just try to be as qiuet as possible and finish up before anyone sees you, but right as your about to open the stall door someone else walks in, so you have to wait it out in the stall until the coast is clear? Anyone? Anyone?
While I was barely able to hold my breath long enough and imagine that all the piss and shit on the floor was in reality cuddly fluffy bunnys in order to take a piss, it would have never lasted long enough for me to take a dump and i would have literaly died in that case.
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
I only shit where I'm comfortable. Home, work, or a friend's house.
When I was in high school, my girlfriend's dad would only shit at an Embassy Suites if he was away from home. Like, rent a room and everything.
When I was in high school, my girlfriend's dad would only shit at an Embassy Suites if he was away from home. Like, rent a room and everything.
Freaks...
I do it in mid-air at public toilters PILOT style baby.
And if you use the dougnuts (do-nots) you have to tear four little sections! If your in a hurry thats just asking for problems.King_County_Downy wrote:
Hell yeah I use TP on the seat! I hate those doughnuts they give you. They always tear in the wrong spot when you try to poke out the middle. TP's faster and softer and warmer. Mmmm warm toilet seats...
Someone added this earlier, you definately need a little tp to top off the water, both for noise AND splash control. Also need to add the courteous flush after every nasty episode. Somebody in a class once did a report on bathroom germs and pointed out that it's stupid to wash your hands after if everyone isn't washing their hands......everyone grabs the same handle to get out of the bathroom weither they wash or don't...
What's a toilet? All I ever had was an E-tool and a tree.
Up in canada we have a cabin and i had to go rly rly bad and we where 2 miles away from the cabin in a boat so yea i found a feel over tree and yea we always carry extra TPusmarine2005 wrote:
What's a toilet? All I ever had was an E-tool and a tree.
But for the question no i dont if theres like piss on it i will wipe it off but other wiser no and i like warm toilet seats when i get my own house i will have heated toliet seats FTW!!!
hell no i will never take a load off in a public toilet.... and if i do i hover over the seat then go and take an std test
hahaha j/k bout the std test but i fell like i should
hahaha j/k bout the std test but i fell like i should
I remember forcing my way into my friends empty house and TP-ing it and stealing his alarm remote then setting it off half way up the road .
now i realise most of us are indoor creatures but if you find yourself in the wilderness sans tp and ya gotta leaf it.... find a few different ones bust them open and rub your arm... your gonna wanna know if you are allergic before giving yourself one hell of a ring of fire .......
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id rather take a shit on the grass. If i do my hockey thighs will help me hover
this topic has been brought up amongst friends before... i like to refer to it as "building a nest" you cant lay your eggs until you have fully build the nest....
i do it, you dont want herpes do you?
or hypno-germs!?!?! fuck that!!!
or hypno-germs!?!?! fuck that!!!
I'll only park my bare ass on my own toilet or a relative's (and even this one needs to meet certain criteria).
Thats what I do, if i can't last any longer I will hold something clean to keep my ass up.Moogabi wrote:
Hovering is good on the leg muscles though.
lol at this thread... I usually try to avoid public toilets, but I will TP the seat if I have to
They usually have those little paper inserts that fit around the bowl...
Ah, yes! The "bomb-mat"...daffytag wrote:
You need to put TP onto the waters surface aswellMoogabi wrote:
What about the splash factor?
I need around tree fiddy.