Yeah, bf2 is a fun game.. but can you guys imagine this stuff in real life?
Dastardly Situation I
You are a Special Forces commando on your way to provide backup to some outflanked squad members.
Just as you turn the corner you notice a tank driving in your direction, luckily he hasn't seen you. You hide behind the corner quickly and decide your next move...
Battlefield 2
'Hey, i found some C4 in my pocket, i think ill try some of those.'
<runs to tank and attaches C4>
The tank notices you and backs up to fire at you.
'F*ck @ss n**b, is it too hard to stay put ffs? If im going to die, ill take you with me then. I'll be seeing you after the respawn!'
Real Life
'Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god' <wets himself>
You run for your life and get away with just a fright.
Dastardly Situation II
While you and your troops are moving out to an enemy outpost, suddenly enemy artillery starts breaking up your ranks. Everybody is running for their life, and you notice one of your allies is katapulted into the sky by an impact blast...
Battlefield 2
'Lolzz0rz, he landed in a tree!' <screens image>
'Lol! Dudes! Come and look at this guy! Maybe i can make it a (boring) PotD!'
Real Life
Everybody gets splashed with blood and guts. You notice you have become deaf due to the blast.
Since that day you have had post traumatic stress disorder.
Dastardly Situation III
Middle Eastern troops have made their last stand in a city called Carcand. You (the Americans) are storming up to the hotel. You decide to check out an alleyway, in case of enemy snipers. An enemy assault spots you and takes you under fire, but you quickly drop to the ground and headshot him by a fluke shot. You are however badly injured, and start looking for a medkit...
Battlefield 2
While you start looking, the non-ranked server produces the satisfactory 'Headshot' sound from Unreal Tournament. Luckily a medic has spotted you and throws you a medkit. It miraculously cures the gaping hole in your stomache. You are ready for more fighting!
Real Life
The world is getting red in front of your eyes, and as you stray through the now deserted alleyways, your vision becomes darker and darker. The hole in your stomache seems to be bleeding very bad. As you realise you will probably die, your last thoughts are of your home, and how you wished never to have left.
(You also remember how well this scene would look in a movie, or a video game.)
Dastardly Situation IV
The American army is pleased with your services after a long, hard battle. You are nominated for a reward...
Battlefield 2
Since you bought the game in Aug 2005, you have killed 25,000 men and have died 11,000 times. Petty things like that don't stop you from getting the Combat Action Medal though, your K/D ratio is 2.27 after all.
You have a hearty laugh when you think of all the mass murderers in real life that are sent to prison for slaying 10 people.
'Noobs!'
Real Life
You are awarded the Medal of Honor for saving a pilots life after his crash landing. The crash had attracted alot of enemy attention and after killing a squad of 4, you notice you were hit in the back.
The doctors say you will never be able to walk again.
Well, i guess you guys get the general idea.. Remember its only a game, but the way people act here is very different from real life.
Stay away from the army! (Do safe sex and dont take drugs either! )
Dastardly Situation I
You are a Special Forces commando on your way to provide backup to some outflanked squad members.
Just as you turn the corner you notice a tank driving in your direction, luckily he hasn't seen you. You hide behind the corner quickly and decide your next move...
Battlefield 2
'Hey, i found some C4 in my pocket, i think ill try some of those.'
<runs to tank and attaches C4>
The tank notices you and backs up to fire at you.
'F*ck @ss n**b, is it too hard to stay put ffs? If im going to die, ill take you with me then. I'll be seeing you after the respawn!'
Real Life
'Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god' <wets himself>
You run for your life and get away with just a fright.
Dastardly Situation II
While you and your troops are moving out to an enemy outpost, suddenly enemy artillery starts breaking up your ranks. Everybody is running for their life, and you notice one of your allies is katapulted into the sky by an impact blast...
Battlefield 2
'Lolzz0rz, he landed in a tree!' <screens image>
'Lol! Dudes! Come and look at this guy! Maybe i can make it a (boring) PotD!'
Real Life
Everybody gets splashed with blood and guts. You notice you have become deaf due to the blast.
Since that day you have had post traumatic stress disorder.
Dastardly Situation III
Middle Eastern troops have made their last stand in a city called Carcand. You (the Americans) are storming up to the hotel. You decide to check out an alleyway, in case of enemy snipers. An enemy assault spots you and takes you under fire, but you quickly drop to the ground and headshot him by a fluke shot. You are however badly injured, and start looking for a medkit...
Battlefield 2
While you start looking, the non-ranked server produces the satisfactory 'Headshot' sound from Unreal Tournament. Luckily a medic has spotted you and throws you a medkit. It miraculously cures the gaping hole in your stomache. You are ready for more fighting!
Real Life
The world is getting red in front of your eyes, and as you stray through the now deserted alleyways, your vision becomes darker and darker. The hole in your stomache seems to be bleeding very bad. As you realise you will probably die, your last thoughts are of your home, and how you wished never to have left.
(You also remember how well this scene would look in a movie, or a video game.)
Dastardly Situation IV
The American army is pleased with your services after a long, hard battle. You are nominated for a reward...
Battlefield 2
Since you bought the game in Aug 2005, you have killed 25,000 men and have died 11,000 times. Petty things like that don't stop you from getting the Combat Action Medal though, your K/D ratio is 2.27 after all.
You have a hearty laugh when you think of all the mass murderers in real life that are sent to prison for slaying 10 people.
'Noobs!'
Real Life
You are awarded the Medal of Honor for saving a pilots life after his crash landing. The crash had attracted alot of enemy attention and after killing a squad of 4, you notice you were hit in the back.
The doctors say you will never be able to walk again.
Well, i guess you guys get the general idea.. Remember its only a game, but the way people act here is very different from real life.
Stay away from the army! (Do safe sex and dont take drugs either! )
Last edited by iPoon.be (2006-06-12 11:27:05)