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...asted all my tears
Wasted all those years
And nothing had the chance to be good
Nothing ever could yeah
I'll keep...click
Hi there, my mane is Darren, how can I help today?
Oh thank God! I have a terrible problem with my system, I desperately
need your help.Ok sir, that's what we're here for, please tell me as much about your
problem as you can and we'll see what we can do.
Well, I've been running Manhood 1.3 files on my Palm 1.0 for a while
after having all sorts of problems with the Girlfriend 7.0 and Wife 1.0
packages......ok...
...and well, last night, I started looking for a new platform to run the
upcoming GF-X package.I see, where did you look?
Just the usual, Pub.org and Nightclub.com.I see, what browser were you searching with?
Well that's the thing, I started with Miller 1.5 (I really like the way
it supports multiple tabs) but for some reason I moved onto JD 5.5.Ah, many customers report problems when using this, it's older and very
popular but needs to be used with care.
Don't I know it! I was looking for a Nice, Tasty, Fit Sexkitten
platform......Yes, the NTFS platforms are very popular.
...well this is the problem, I don't know if it was cos I was using JD
5.5 for too long or not but when I started my system this morning I find
that I actually got a FAT32 platform.... ...Oh dear.
Yes exactly, to start with I was getting strange system beeps and
couldn't get past OMFG mode but I think that's settled that down.That's good, we should be able to do something. Do you still have the
platform with you?
Yes, it's right here.Ok, first we will have to try and remove that, where is it.
It's currently in sleep mode on my ARM hardware.Ok, these platforms can stay in sleep mode for long periods of time but can
all sorts of problems when they come out of it, such as Crippling
Embarrassment 9.9 and may try to execute the c:\LETSDOIT.AGAIN
c:\DOYOULOVE.ME routines. Unfortunately moving the ARM hardware can cause
this to happen.
What's the alternative?Sever the connection of the ARM hardware from your system.
That sounds a bit drastic but ok. Is there a RISK?Ha ha.
Yeah, ok, then what do I do?Well, I can send you a couple of packages you will need to run, we have
Public Humiliation 1.0 or Self Loathing 6.0. I'm afraid you will have to run
both of these for quite some time.
Ok, I'll get on with that now.Thank you for calling USGNSP technical support.
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Last edited by duffry (2006-06-07 10:05:20)