BlackLegion42
Damn Command and Conquer Generals...
+62|7181|Rochester, NY
Dear duffry:

We are sending you Welfare 0.2b as an update. This is now in Beta format. Use this one since it is better. Also we are sending you the powerful Law 8.5 released from the USGNSP to show you where we got the source codes for Welfare 0.2b.

BlackLegion42
Main Hacker/ Programmer
Legal Corps. (Now in conjunction with USGNSP)
BEE_Grim_Reaper
Member
+15|7158|Germany
Personally, I am still under the impression, that ExW is a Virus that spawned by modifying Wife 1.0 with divorce 0.5.... Guess what... Law 2.5 is nothing like an anti-virus-system with updates based on a monthly subscription fee...
duffry
Moderator Emeritus
+148|7290|Cheshire, UK
Dear BlackLegion42

I installed Welfare 0.1a and things settled down a bit and some denied access became available again. However when I applied Welfare 0.2b I lost all contact with Girlfriend 7.0. It seems to still be running in isolation somewhere and I’m worried that it may have a security issue which is now allowing access to a third party.

However it’s not all bad news. I did install Legal 2.5 and it detected a previous illegal interfacing between Wife 1.0 and a former installation of Poolboy 2.1. It turns out that Wife 1.0 has a vulnerability with regards certain access ports when Poolboy 2.1 is present. While this is typically quite a serious bug (that can lead to many viruses infecting your system) it has helped in my situation. By using the log files of Poolboy 2.1 that Legal 2.5 uncovered I have been able to make a clean uninstall of ExW 1.5.

I’m still awaiting the release of Girlfriend 10.0 (are they seriously thinking of branding it ‘Girlfriend X’?) when I hope to recover the Manhood 1.8 files I seem to have lost but in the meantime I have been able to access some old Manhood 1.3 files which I’m running on my Palm 1.0.

Thanks for your help. If you have anything that might help me access the Manhood 1.8 files before I get my hands on the new Girlfriend package it would be appreciated.

Thanks again
duffry

Last edited by duffry (2006-06-06 00:02:27)

sundiver
Member
+3|7018|Somerset, England
Don't bother with the Manhood 1.8 Files I use Manhood 2.0 beta this is a substantially larger package but it works extremely well with the whole girlfriend range and is still usable on the palm 1.0. I'm not sure about Wife 1.0 though after reading about the vulnerability issues I don't think I'll be installing it.
LordDragonclaw
RPK-74 Whore
+26|7033
I saw that but with Husband 1.0
Polux
H@x ?? No, just skill baby !
+73|7098|I smell corners

Milk.org wrote:

Ilocano wrote:

Viper38 wrote:


BlackLegion42
Damn Command and Conquer Generals...
+62|7181|Rochester, NY
6/6/2006 4:45 EST

*BREAKING NEWS UPDATE*

Legal Corporation is now releasing Legal 3.0, which includes Welfare 0.1a (The beta seemed to failed), Divorce 0.5 and Legal 2.8 (now updated with exact source execution codes in conjunction with the issues of Wife 1.0 from Law 8.5, this version would uninstall Wife 1.0 and ExW 1.25 as if this was Law 8.5) all in one package! I think this is the best solution on the market that could help potiential peoplewho need to remove the dread Wife 1.0.

On behalf of the company, I would like to thank duffry fot trying some of the programs out to help is problem. Also, Legal 2.8 is approved by USGNSP and none of this software requires a paid subscription of anykind, just a one time payment on all of the programs in this package.

Engagemental Matrimony Technology, the creators of the Poolboy, Manhood, Girlfriend and Wife OS's and applications, are apologizing for the various problems discovered by troubled users and are cancelling the upcoming Wife 1.1 Os and is discontinuing Wife 1.0 from the market. The long awaited Girlfriend 10 or GF X as it would be called is soon to be released on 6/10/2006 internationally.

For Poolboy 1.8 issues still being help from the Wife 1.0 fiasco, Matrimony stated to use Poolboy 2.0 and would give people free copy of the software to all affected users.

Legal Corporations would continue to be an independent company until 6/30/2006.We would be integrating with USGNSP after this said date. All current products and support would be transferred to USGNSP after the date.

Thank You for reading this.

BlackLegion42
Lead Hacker/Programmer
Legal Corps. (Soon to be with USGNSP)

Last edited by BlackLegion42 (2006-06-06 13:56:00)

=|A mere Shadow|=
The Anarchist
+121|7077|Britain and Damn proud of it!
Goddamn it duffry!! I was drinking beer whilst i read that... now I've got nose-beer all over my keyboard, i hope your damn happy.....
MRmajpayne
Member
+1|7124
Run program Hitman 10.0 it will rid system of all malacious programs that you don't want anymore.
aggressor
Member
+0|6994
lmao
xbrandomx
Member
+9|7101
we're all screwed.
fletch9
Member
+2|7032
But doesn't truely help my position. I had wife 1.0 and installed a thirdparty upgrade program called sex-fiend 1.1. and Ganja toke 1.5. These aplications seem to help most of the common issues addressed above however has opened new issues as the utility now requires more time intesnsive end-user time to support the upgrades. It has also taken a fancy running extreamly well with the program Female bi-friend 5.0 the output is simply smoke'n. Hence you will understand my need to spend more time supporting all the current applications.
Widjerd
I like sausage
+18|6992|Bristol UK
im currently running girlfriend 7.0 on my laptop and it seems to get jerky when handing multiple hard drives.
Boots
Member
+17|6990|PA
lolz
BlackLegion42
Damn Command and Conquer Generals...
+62|7181|Rochester, NY

fletch9 wrote:

But doesn't truely help my position. I had wife 1.0 and installed a thirdparty upgrade program called sex-fiend 1.1. and Ganja toke 1.5. These aplications seem to help most of the common issues addressed above however has opened new issues as the utility now requires more time intesnsive end-user time to support the upgrades. It has also taken a fancy running extreamly well with the program Female bi-friend 5.0 the output is simply smoke'n. Hence you will understand my need to spend more time supporting all the current applications.
Dear fletch9:

You should of stated the problem earlier, so Legal Corps. could get the job done. At the same time, due to the already troubling bugs on Wife 1.0, we STRONGLY not recommend adding sex-fiend or equivalent software in conjunction with Wife 1.0 due to the reason that these software also in the past cast several permanent damage to your computing performance by itself. Adding it with Wife 1.0 is very dangerous to your computer. We are trying tofixyour situation as well now you state it, but it is harder to fix. In the meantime, try to uninstall Wife 1.0 itself with Legal 3.0 and see how it goes.

BlackLegion42
Lead Hacker/Programmer
Legal Corps. (Soon to be integrated W/ USGNSP)
BlackLegion42
Damn Command and Conquer Generals...
+62|7181|Rochester, NY

Widjerd wrote:

im currently running girlfriend 7.0 on my laptop and it seems to get jerky when handing multiple hard drives.
Dear Widjerd:

On the Engagmental Matrimony Technology website, there is a OS update for running mulitple harddrives.

BlackLegion42
Lead Hacker/Programmer
Legal Corps. (soon to be integrated W/ USGNSP)
Optimus_Primal
Member
+10|7004|North West, USA
I like my wife 1.0.  LOL.  Did you get the new patch?  I patched it and now I can play BF2.1.3 as much as I want.   

I have seen this before but it is still funny.

Last edited by Optimus_Primal (2006-06-06 17:15:41)

duffry
Moderator Emeritus
+148|7290|Cheshire, UK
Ring-ring....ring-ring....ring-ring....ring-ring...click

Thank you for calling the USGNSP support help line. You are currently at
queue position eleven. Your call will be answered in two
minutes and fourteen seconds.

...asted all my tears
Wasted all those years
And nothing had the chance to be good
Nothing ever could yeah
I'll keep...
click

Hi there, my mane is Darren, how can I help today?

Oh thank God! I have a terrible problem with my system, I desperately
need your help.


Ok sir, that's what we're here for, please tell me as much about your
problem as you can and we'll see what we can do.

Well, I've been running Manhood 1.3 files on my Palm 1.0 for a while
after having all sorts of problems with the Girlfriend 7.0 and Wife 1.0
packages...


...ok...

...and well, last night, I started looking for a new platform to run the
upcoming GF-X package.


I see, where did you look?

Just the usual, Pub.org and Nightclub.com.

I see, what browser were you searching with?

Well that's the thing, I started with Miller 1.5 (I really like the way
it supports multiple tabs) but for some reason I moved onto JD 5.5.


Ah, many customers report problems when using this, it's older and very
popular but needs to be used with care.

Don't I know it! I was looking for a Nice, Tasty, Fit Sexkitten
platform...


...Yes, the NTFS platforms are very popular.

...well this is the problem, I don't know if it was cos I was using JD
5.5 for too long or not but when I started my system this morning I find
that I actually got a FAT32 platform.


...    ...Oh dear.

Yes exactly, to start with I was getting strange system beeps and
couldn't get past OMFG mode but I think that's settled that down.


That's good, we should be able to do something. Do you still have the
platform with you?

Yes, it's right here.

Ok, first we will have to try and remove that, where is it.

It's currently in sleep mode on my ARM hardware.

Ok, these platforms can stay in sleep mode for long periods of time but can
all sorts of problems when they come out of it, such as Crippling
Embarrassment 9.9 and may try to execute the c:\LETSDOIT.AGAIN
c:\DOYOULOVE.ME routines. Unfortunately moving the ARM hardware can cause
this to happen.

What's the alternative?

Sever the connection of the ARM hardware from your system.

That sounds a bit drastic but ok. Is there a RISK?

Ha ha.

Yeah, ok, then what do I do?

Well, I can send you a couple of packages you will need to run, we have
Public Humiliation 1.0 or Self Loathing 6.0. I'm afraid you will have to run
both of these for quite some time.

Ok, I'll get on with that now.

Thank you for calling USGNSP technical support. click

Last edited by duffry (2006-06-07 10:05:20)

[RaWr]-Impsux
Have Guns, Will Travel.
+28|7007
First one was funny, but then it dragged on. Now its like Eye + Pencile.
pure_beef_69
Banned
+186|7097
Hax

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