BF2S Forums Kills that make you smile??????

Makes me laugh when on dalian, im alone in choppers, americans have only the carrier left as an spawn, and people keep coming in black hawks to the same flags (6 persons each)

keep raping them with tv rocket, gotta love it

tgust5 wrote:

I like slaughtering 2 or more people with the DAO-12 or the Jackhammer.  It makes me feel powerful!

Good God I hate the DAO-12. I never can kill anybody with the damned thing.

Now the SCAR-H, that's a good gun. Last night I was playing Iron Gator, and was racking up the kills with it. I was a SEAL, and the MECSF were raping us, we were barely holding on the whole time. I kept going back and forth between the Mess Hall and rear Hangar Bay, trying to cap either one or the other (pesky bastards were swarming the area). On more than one occastion, I ran out of ammo for my rifle and was down to that puny Beretta. In the end, I had a score of 45-19, but the MEC guys were so good that I didn't even get a Bronze for my troubles, even though I was #1 on the SEAL side. Those guys were good, hard to beat.

mcminty wrote:

I was playing on Wake some time back as the USMC.

I was a sniper on the small island. Two enemy snipers were hidden and pinning me down. They were on the southern peninsula. During the sniper duel I noticed my team had took the south base, but the 2 snipers hadn't realised. I let one kill me, unaware of what was to come.


I spawned at the south base as spec-ops. To avoid detection I ran the entire way to the snipers. Just behind them I laid my C4... yea, thats right. But to add insult to injury, I typed "SURPRISE" into global chat so it appeared in the middle of their screen.


I hit enter, waited 2... 3... then BOOM! I had just launched those snipers to the other side of the map.

You have to love the warm fuzzy feeling and the obligitorty grin kills like this brings.

yesterday i was playing on karand as spec ops, go around a corner, see 3 guys coming after me drop a c4 and 3 kills, also had 2 kills from coming up behind 2 guys. Best one ever was when i was raping the spawn point across from the hotel flag, spawn, c4, boom!!!, 3 guys run in to kill me,drop c4, boom!!!, it was approximately 13 kills in a row with c4, that was a good 5 minute roflmao.

Last edited by buttered noodle (2006-05-22 09:03:18)

My friend was shouting for support down teamspeak, as you do, so i decide to boat it across to him as a sniper with my M95. Little do I know, its a copter pinning him down ¬.¬

I took a shot and nailed the pilot in the head when he was circling and his gunner firing at me

Also, when engineers are fixing their arty, i plant alll 5 blocks of C4 under them for a laugh.

The same friend was on an opposite team to me on Kubra, looking at the dam from the US side he was on the cliff to the right with the loooong vertical drop.  I knifed him in the head and he goes pirralling down the chasm...

And last one, i aim an AT rocket at a tank, i get shot, missile then swerves off and hits a full Vodnik

1) Any *proper* road kill with a jeep makes me laugh
2) Other day, joined Ghost Town late in the round, spawned with a shotgun, looked up, let off 1 round at a high flying chopper spotted from a UAV and got the 2 kills
3) Ramming a transport heli into enemy tanks
4) Killed 2 tanks (including their gunners) with 1 AT mine = 4kills
5) 2x 4man takedowns in 2clips with the ScarL - the same squad twice after they respawned
6) Taking down enemy choppers with the main gun of a tank on Smoke Screen
7) Smoke screen (again) - yesterday. 6 of us in Challenger 2 tanks sat right outside the MEC uncap base (with 2AA and a few other tanks on the way as well!)

8) Any shock paddle kill
9) Shooting a cobra pilot out of his cockpit with an M95 - to see it land smack onto an enemy tank
10) Smoke Screen (again!) - driving a jeep at the start of the round - ran over 5 team-mates in spawn (get out of the way!). Even the guys in the jeep with me laughed.
11) Taking out enemy troops with the Tunuska
12) Raiding the Essex on Wake, leaving C4 on planes and helis - letting them get over the ocean and blow em out the sky
13) Sniped a driver out of a jeep that was aiming straight for me
14) 1shot pistol kill to a sniper at the top of the crane on Sharqi
15) 41/1 score with a PKM only on Karkand as MEC (gota love the medics reviving me) - and still came 2nd overall that round
16) Me and 2mates as a 3man AT team on FuShe....we died about 2 times but took out about 15 tanks and 3 choppers between us
17) Shooting peoples feet through a fence (karkand, at the front alley mainly) whilst they are prone - easy kill
18) Sitting on top of the factory on karkand, lobbing C4 down onto the APC's below and killing them over and over and over and over....
19) Taking out a transport heli full up with 6 people with a TOW
20) And finally....mashtuur hotel - the really high rooftop with an L85A1 picking people off as they spawn. Snipers on the building didnt know what hit em. I know what hit me though...my own commanders bloody arty killed me in the end after racking up 25 in a row. That ended the laughter

...and many, many others. I seriously cant remember any more! Only BF2 can give you this much humour in a serious game. Gota love it

Back in 1.12 on karkand, There was a group of 7 people capturing the square. I spawned, threw a claymore into the area, Some unlucky twot set it off and i had 7 extra kills

sniping the same person 4 times in a row with a headshot

i just shot down a blackhawk with my m95 in mid air

the shot of my lifetime

i aimed and fired and saw i killed someone, but the thing was still red so i figured i mite have hit the gunner instead. but the heli comes crashing down and i get another point for killing the gunner so i hit the pilot

about 1 minute after i got "connection problems" but it didnt matter, this will make me happy for the rest of the day ^^

3 kills with 1 shot of my M95
I killed the Heli-pilot, and when it fell down the gunner and one guy in a jeep died.
This has been my best shot ever.

Zeon. wrote:

When you get killed BUT you've layed a sneaky claymore down and it blows them up !

Happens to me all the time..arrgh, hate that, lol.
I just see a lonely sniper and I´m thinking, yeah an easy kill, 3sec later....boom.
Never learn.

A clanmate and I are on Karkland 64, and have driven round to the Gatehouse in a tank and APC.
A guy playing AT hit the tank as it come across the bridge and once more as it's going up the ramp. As my clanmate and I are both engineer we are not too worried and the tank is at 90% health due to the repair aura.
The AT guy shoots, when runs round a corner and manges to avoid all attempts at us killing him, this goes on for another few secs and then he's out of ammo and the tank driver finally gets the kill.

While he is re spawning he asks who the hell the tank survived 5 AT hits.
We are both responding that the tank was getting repaired, when BOOM!
The guy had re spawned as spec ops and C4'ed both of us and got a flag defend!

I know I died in this one, but it was a kill that made me smile.

DrM

As USA at Sharqi, we are pinned, Hotel our only remaining spawn.  MEC chopper is hovering, spawnraping the hell out of us.  He's finally looking the other way once when I spawn, I get out my SRAW.  I run out of building, top of stairwell, let 'er rip.  BANG, took the pilot right out of his seat.
I figured the pair were on headsets, and it was confirmed with this kill, because the gunner stopped shooting the instant his pilot was dead.  I could imagine the screams "you fly, you fly, I'm dead!" 
The chopper hovered for a sec, then started to pitch backwards.  Gunner was not changing position (this thing was close, I mean I could see the whites of his eyes in that chopper), so I pulled out my pistol.
PING!  Chopper continues to tip backwards, it blows up, I get a pistol kill.  *grins*

Another one I remember was when I was going for my Expert Knife.  I'm running around like a crazy man (as anyone does who is going for the badge legitimately.)  A sniper pulls up in a humvee, I run up beside the vehicle, and I try to stab him.  CLINK!  I hit the doorframe.  Next swipe....KILL!  I knifed a guy in the driver's seat!

my favourite shot was on the carrier as PLA on wake. ( I had snuck on to boom up the USMC commander assets. a plane was heading for me, so iwildly fired my gun, and either it was a crap pilot that crashed into the carriwer, orI had sniped out the pilot. and I got the kill, so i think I sniped the pilot. make me laugh.