SuperJail Warden
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Speaking of food workers. There is this 35 year old lady who works at the local pizza shop. She has really big knockers and a pretty face. We went to high school together and follow each other on social media. She is always super friendly and of course I want to nail her.

She did something that was kind of unattractive. She posted a story to Facebook of her going out to drink with a mutual lesbian friend who is a certifiable alcoholic. They went to a bar and had margaritas on a Wednesday night. I guess that lifestyle just isn't for me if I can't just go out to drink because I had a professional obligation.

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I don't like to make fun of people's careers since Musk is trying to eliminate my job anyway. But I guess you could understand why she is 35 years old and still serving pizza. I assume she doesn't want anything to do with my lifestyle of professional meetings and organizing. It is crazy how differently people are socialized.
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uziq
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man with sloppy sex addiction judges drinkers for their tipple. repent. find god.
SuperJail Warden
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I don't have sex addiction. I am just a normal guy out here looking for love.
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unnamednewbie13
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bro you can barely even talk about a woman without putting her on a scale.
SuperJail Warden
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Well I am going to break up with the Italian girl by text message once I get her home in an hour or two. She had a panic attack at the Benny Benassi show last night. We got through the two opening sets but only got through half an hour of B.B. Satisfaction was playing and the crowd was getting rowdy and it was too much for her. So we had to leave.

$600 worth of tickets, uber, drinks, and coat check. And I didn't even get my satisfaction.
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uziq
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this is worse fiction than romantasy.
SuperJail Warden
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I am not joking or making this up. She really did have a panic attack. It wasn't overly dramatic. She first asked for water when satisfaction came on. I got her out of the crowd and to the bar to get some water. When we tried to get back onto the dance floor it was packed and pushy. The pushing and smell of weed, there was a guy lighting up a joint not too far from us, finally made her say she needed air. So we stepped out of the crowd and onto the stairwell. Security stopped us and I explained she was having a panic attack. So security helped us get through the crowd and to coat check. I then took her home.

It was like 1:45 and the show ends at 4. So I missed almost all of the BB set. There's more to explain about the whole thing but whatever.
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uziq
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molly meltdown at the $600 benny benassi concert. it's god's way of telling you that you're making shitty life choices. should have gone to nowadays like i tole u!
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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A girl I briefly dated last June posted a one year anniversary with her boyfriend on TikTok. It is May. Sneaky girl. I will never not be shocked by it.
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uziq
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not that unusual tbh. lots of couples who are in the early 'courting' stages are fairly open/porous by default. especially in the dating app era. they may be counting their 'anniversary' as the first time they had a proper date or hook-up, when obviously people don't just mutually decide to quit the dating pool after the very first occasion, etc.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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In the dating app era people often have two anniversaries. When they matched and when they go "official."

She was playing the field just like a guy would. There's probably a third or fourth dude just as shocked as me.

It just always is surprising when you are on the receiving end of the same sketchy things you do.

I am not upset but more impressed and it makes a bunch of things make sense in retrospect. Good for her 😂
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uziq
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is it really sketchy? people don't get committed or pair themselves off normally until the 3rd or 5th date or something (love-at-first-sight, or knowing someone is worth it from the first date can and does happen too, of course). the first 2-3 months are full of overlaps tbh (and sometimes the final few months of a long-term relationship too, if we're perfectly honest).

maybe what snags you about it is your own narcissism, and the knowledge now that, while you were also playing the field and not really invested in her, she was doing the same and part-exchanging you for someone else at the same time. nobody likes to actually be cognisant of these things.

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