SuperJail Warden
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Speaking of food workers. There is this 35 year old lady who works at the local pizza shop. She has really big knockers and a pretty face. We went to high school together and follow each other on social media. She is always super friendly and of course I want to nail her.

She did something that was kind of unattractive. She posted a story to Facebook of her going out to drink with a mutual lesbian friend who is a certifiable alcoholic. They went to a bar and had margaritas on a Wednesday night. I guess that lifestyle just isn't for me if I can't just go out to drink because I had a professional obligation.

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I don't like to make fun of people's careers since Musk is trying to eliminate my job anyway. But I guess you could understand why she is 35 years old and still serving pizza. I assume she doesn't want anything to do with my lifestyle of professional meetings and organizing. It is crazy how differently people are socialized.
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uziq
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man with sloppy sex addiction judges drinkers for their tipple. repent. find god.
SuperJail Warden
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I don't have sex addiction. I am just a normal guy out here looking for love.
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bro you can barely even talk about a woman without putting her on a scale.
SuperJail Warden
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Well I am going to break up with the Italian girl by text message once I get her home in an hour or two. She had a panic attack at the Benny Benassi show last night. We got through the two opening sets but only got through half an hour of B.B. Satisfaction was playing and the crowd was getting rowdy and it was too much for her. So we had to leave.

$600 worth of tickets, uber, drinks, and coat check. And I didn't even get my satisfaction.
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uziq
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this is worse fiction than romantasy.
SuperJail Warden
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I am not joking or making this up. She really did have a panic attack. It wasn't overly dramatic. She first asked for water when satisfaction came on. I got her out of the crowd and to the bar to get some water. When we tried to get back onto the dance floor it was packed and pushy. The pushing and smell of weed, there was a guy lighting up a joint not too far from us, finally made her say she needed air. So we stepped out of the crowd and onto the stairwell. Security stopped us and I explained she was having a panic attack. So security helped us get through the crowd and to coat check. I then took her home.

It was like 1:45 and the show ends at 4. So I missed almost all of the BB set. There's more to explain about the whole thing but whatever.
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uziq
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molly meltdown at the $600 benny benassi concert. it's god's way of telling you that you're making shitty life choices. should have gone to nowadays like i tole u!
SuperJail Warden
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A girl I briefly dated last June posted a one year anniversary with her boyfriend on TikTok. It is May. Sneaky girl. I will never not be shocked by it.
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uziq
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not that unusual tbh. lots of couples who are in the early 'courting' stages are fairly open/porous by default. especially in the dating app era. they may be counting their 'anniversary' as the first time they had a proper date or hook-up, when obviously people don't just mutually decide to quit the dating pool after the very first occasion, etc.
SuperJail Warden
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In the dating app era people often have two anniversaries. When they matched and when they go "official."

She was playing the field just like a guy would. There's probably a third or fourth dude just as shocked as me.

It just always is surprising when you are on the receiving end of the same sketchy things you do.

I am not upset but more impressed and it makes a bunch of things make sense in retrospect. Good for her 😂
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uziq
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is it really sketchy? people don't get committed or pair themselves off normally until the 3rd or 5th date or something (love-at-first-sight, or knowing someone is worth it from the first date can and does happen too, of course). the first 2-3 months are full of overlaps tbh (and sometimes the final few months of a long-term relationship too, if we're perfectly honest).

maybe what snags you about it is your own narcissism, and the knowledge now that, while you were also playing the field and not really invested in her, she was doing the same and part-exchanging you for someone else at the same time. nobody likes to actually be cognisant of these things.

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SuperJail Warden
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I overly flirted with the school social worker.
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We exchanged social media, shared hearts on flirty messages, went on work trips, work wife stuff. I even managed to get her a summer job at a camp.
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It tampered off when she probably sobered up or her episode ended. All mental healthcare workers are secretly mentally ill.
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She changed departments this year. She is now in the special education department office. So I have ran into her more times this week than for months before when doing business in the child study team office.

There is another lady in the same office who likes me and I her. We chit chat and flirt a little whenever I come by for other stuff. Two of the doctors, PhDs, in the CST office have tried to set us up but I work so closely with this lady that I don't want to because I would have to commit to it and I don't commit to anything. I am totally sick of work dating.

But now these two are in the same office. And it makes me sick knowing that eventually I am going to have to be in a meeting with my past secret work wife and the lady whose friends are trying to set us up together. If I don't keep the same tempo with the PhD friend lady she will notice something is up. Especially if the other girl is there. And if I flirt with her in front of the social worker the social worker might get upset or something. And if the Phds try to talk me into dating their friend again and they chitchat about it in front of the social worker fuck me.

And to finally top it all off I may end up both of their supervisor in the near future.
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The best part of that story is the lack of any mention of your girlfriend
SuperJail Warden
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I blatantly post pictures of my girlfriend and me on Facebook. Both girls in the story are my facebook friends. I am not friends with my girlfriend on Facebook. I told her "I don't want my political enemies to be able to use you as leverage." I don't know how much she believes that but she hasn't complained.
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uziq
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🚩🚩🚩
KEN-JENNINGS
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SuperJail Warden wrote:

I blatantly post pictures of my girlfriend and me on Facebook. Both girls in the story are my facebook friends. I am not friends with my girlfriend on Facebook. I told her "I don't want my political enemies to be able to use you as leverage." I don't know how much she believes that but she hasn't complained.
I was referring to your lack of any type of remorse or guilt. No mention of your girlfriend's potential feelings or your own feelings. You just typed out a whole post about a bunch of different women you work with, all of which you want to fuck.

Get it together, man!
uziq
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posting pictures of yourself with your other half on social media, while carefully stage-managing your affairs so that she isn't actually your contact/friend/follower on said social media, is hilarious man.
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Gavin is the way

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SuperJail Warden
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The Guatemalan girl I fooled around with back in June got married this weekend. I dropped by her job and gave her a vape and edibles earlier this month. I have no idea just apparently got engaged and married to this dude.

I am beyond shocked. Totally blown away
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uziq
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how old is she? people getting married in a hurry in their 30s isn't that surprising tbh. women in particular start to get the fear of god in them with the biological clock ticking down.

honestly, after a handful of serious relationships, so long as you exercise caution, you can get into the engagement->married pipeline easily within a year of meeting a person.*

*with 101 caveats about the emotional intelligence and maturity of both partners, of course.
SuperJail Warden
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She is 29.

For what it is worth, the guy she married and cucked looks a lot better than me. The only thing I have going better than him is a steady supply of vapes and edibles that he either won't or can't provide. But otherwise he is taller, and has a full head of nice straight hair.

The wedding didn't look expensive. It is still wild that this lady messaged me earlier this month looking to hangout and get a hookup on some stuff. I go to wish her Merry Christmas and it turns out she is married now.

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I agree it is shocking how quickly some women will rush into marriage and kids with a guy she met on an app. I could have been a dad and father a few times over. 😂

Guy are really shooting up community gatherings because they get no girls
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meanwhile either of us could have a happily ever whenever we want to because apparently girls bodies tell them "now now now."

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The wedding looks cheap but still I wonder what was going through her head the whole time she was chatting with me about this that and the other
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uziq
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maybe she wanted a vape-out bake-out one last time before her life switches rails. isn't that basically the whole socially mandated purpose of stag/hen nights?

and some people just don't want to drop 'housing deposit' levels of money on a wedding ceremony. judging other people's lives in that way is pretty petit-bourgeois, man. you're becoming too much of a suburban curtain-twitcher.

my approach to other people's marriages is to pretty much wish them well and then keep the hell out of it. have a decent amount of serious relationships and nter-marrying within my university cohort/friend circle, so this strategy has always suited me well.
SuperJail Warden
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I wasn't criticizing her wedding being cheap. I assumed it was "cheap" due to being a quickly planned and executed thing.

I am just consistently shocked whenever a woman turns out as sketchy as a guy. Cheating on your partner with your side piece a few days before your wedding is very guy coded.

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I am happy for her and kind of relieved since it takes a girl off of my plate. But I assume I am not her only side thing and it is bold to make her wedding photos her WhatsApp story. 🤔
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uziq
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a lot of basically immature people get the wedding photos almost solely and expressly to put them on social media/profile pictures. kind of a keeping-up-with-the-jones's thing.

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