The BF2s girl-problems thread

2024-06-10 16:12:40

#1576

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +640|3874

I hooked up with a 24 year old white girl with big tits. She had this Billie Ellish thing.

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I had matched with her last year. She has a lot of problems with depression and stuff. I talked to her a bit then she went silent. She ghosted me.

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I thought I did something wrong. Then last week she showed up on Facebook. Since we had each other's numbers Facebook matched us as potential friends.

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I added her and she accepted. We started talking again and eventually we made plans to meet up Friday. The only catch is I had to drive 2 hours to see her.

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We went out on a date. She knew I had a girlfriend. Especially since I had pictures of my girlfriend on Facebook. She was okay with though.

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I bought her a Hello Kitty plushy, Hello Kitty markers, and a $70 thing of roses. I couldn't believe how expensive the roses were until they ringed me up.

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Because I felt guilty I also bought my girlfriend Hello Kitty markers and plushy since it is also her favorite thing.

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Anyway she gets me to pick her up at her grandma's place. That is where she lives. She doesn't live with her mom or dad for reasons I will get to. Her grandma was super friendly.

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The white girl is a NEET who watches TV and makes TikToks all day with her grandma. The reason she ghosted me the first time was because she fell into a depression and ghosted everyone.

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We go out to lunch, then walk by the beach. I kiss her there. We go back to her home and her grandma makes us tea while we hang out in the other room.

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Eventually we make out with her grandma in the other room. Her grandma eventually goes to her bedroom and we go into the living room to make out.

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Keep in mind I am 34.

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Eventually I get between her legs and dry hump her a bit. It is nice but two things happen. She mentions she is not ready yet. She had been raped by her dad as a child and needs time to be ready.

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I already known this and didn't push the girl. We continued making out normally until her grand ma came by for something.

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We just switched to holding each other and she thanked me for respecting her boundaries.

Want the rest of the story?

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2024-06-11 02:11:28

#1577

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,813|6260|eXtreme to the maX

SuperJail Warden wrote:
Want the rest of the story?

Just actual pics.

Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!

2024-06-11 14:39:45

#1578

RTHKI: mmmf mmmf mmmf; +1,739|6891|Oxferd Ohire

what happened to asian gf

2024-06-11 16:44:44

#1579

DesertFox-: The very model of a modern major general; +796|6839|United States of America

RTHKI wrote:
what happened to asian gf

Mac wrote:
We went out on a date. She knew I had a girlfriend. Especially since I had pictures of my girlfriend on Facebook. She was okay with though.

He's cucking her.

2024-06-11 17:20:01

#1580

RTHKI: mmmf mmmf mmmf; +1,739|6891|Oxferd Ohire

oh missed that line. oof

2024-06-14 02:46:53

#1581

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,054|6777|Little Bentcock

I would like to know more.

2024-06-28 16:50:18

#1582

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +640|3874

I hooked up with the soldier's ex-wife about half an hour ago. Dear journal.

Also, I need to go to rehab.

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After her grandma came home we watched everyone loves Raymond for half an episode before I got to leave.

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We kissed before I drove away. We texted each other for awhile and made plans to meet again. Billie Ellish then ghosted me.

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Well she ghosted everyone. It seems she slipped back into a depression and ghosted me and everyone else. Who knows why. She had problems before she met me.

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Since I was free I had made plans to meet this Arab girl substitute teacher MILF from work. It feel through because she is Muslim and wants commitment.

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So fast forward to whatever today is. I have Friday's off from work for the summer. So I stood home today and didn't grad class work and then took a walk to go buy a vape from the local dispensary. This was a 40 minute walk both ways. So I took a CBD/THS edible I bought at the local town fair.

A little while from my place on the way back I stop and have a beer and order some food. After I finish I start walking towards my apartment and I run into the soldier's wife. The soldier I cucked. His ex-wife.

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We recognize each other and start chatting. She was on the way to go to the Comic Book Store I am banned from to sell some Pokemon cards she has. You remember the comic book store guy I argued with? She was headed there.

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We chatted for a moment and I offered for her to come over to my place and try my new vape (drugs). She comes over and we start talking. She is totally crazy. Probably in some sort of manic episode.

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She mentions some shit about her new fiancée (!!!) hitting her. Something about a DV investigation. (???)

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I am just following along. She asks me about my girlfriend too. The soldier's wife and I are Facebook friends. We like each other picture's but she won't respond to my messages. She liked my picture and sent me a song today which was really unusual. The fact that she never responds made the song she sent today really weird considering the random meeting we had. So she knows I have a girlfriend through Facebook and still hooks up with me. Probably only recognized me from there too. Social media is the devil.

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It doesn't take long until we start making out. She hopped right on my bed when looking for a place to sit. We agree to have sex but she wants to shower first. I eventually followed her into the shower.

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You guys want to hear the rest of this? I am not sure if you do?

2024-06-29 04:57:28

#1583

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,054|6777|Little Bentcock

I want to know more

2024-07-01 16:31:27

#1584

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +640|3874

This was incredibly bad karma and I am going to pay for it. I shouldn't have done any of this.

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So we fooled around in the shower. It was fun. Getting high and partying in the shower. When we got out of the shower to have sex, she changed her mind (???) and then left. She promised me she would come back. Before she left she gave me a blow job.

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We text a little while later. We haven't talked since then though. I have been busy with my girlfriend being over.

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The soldiers' ex-wife new finacee tried to add me to Instagram again the next day. Yup, again. First he tried to add me to Facebook a few weeks ago. At the time he tried to add me I hadn't talked to his fiancee for 2 years. We interacted a little when she and I occasionally liked each other pictures. I don't know why he would try to add me at that point. I took a screenshot. See below

I sent the screenshot to the soldiers ex-wife. She didn't see it since I sent it over Facebook instead of Instagram since I didn't know she was Insta only.

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So I went to her Facebook conversation and unsent the screenshot from before. I didn't tell her he tried to add me to Instagram even though I know her Instagram. No reason making the girl panic.

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The first time he tried to add me I was innocent. The 2nd time clearly guilty. This isn't good. I am on this guy's radar.

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I need to be on the lookout for this guy in my area since I ran into his finacee down the street. This is some real Townie shit.

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I am afraid I am going to get pulled up on by this dude when I am out with my girlfriend.

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I might have something lined up with my Jewish coworker this week. What do Arabs and Jews have in common? I will date them both at work.

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2024-07-04 16:15:31

#1585

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +640|3874

Want another story?

2024-07-05 08:22:43

#1586

pirana6: Go Cougs!; +691|6445|Washington St.

Do it without words at all, only pictures, and we'll see if we can surmise the plot

2024-07-05 09:21:23

#1587

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +640|3874

Excellent idea

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2024-07-08 14:56:59

#1588

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +640|3874

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2024-07-09 10:40:51

#1589

pirana6: Go Cougs!; +691|6445|Washington St.

You almost forgot your Moms birthday but luckily you remembered that you needed to buy a card so you went to Hallmark. When you were inside you ran into an ex that wears too much eyeliner and started having a panic attack. To calm yourself you took a hit of your vape and together you went to Costco and shopped while her baby with another guy slept in the hot car.

Nailed it

2024-07-09 11:05:10

#1590

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +640|3874

Close excellent job.

I forgot mom's birthday. My girlfriend and I went to the Hallmark store. I realized when I got there that that is where I picked up the soldier's ex wife just a few days earlier. I think she works at a local store.

When I realized where I was I had a panic in the car just like the a dog going to the vet. I started to have a legit panic attack and it didn't help that I had vaped up hard before the trip.

We made it through Hallmark just fine but eventually my girlfriend wanted to go to Costco. But I was exhausted from my little panic attack. So I stood in my car while my girlfriend went shopping.

2024-07-09 12:55:29

#1591

pirana6: Go Cougs!; +691|6445|Washington St.

Damn I think I was actually pretty close!

2024-07-18 14:06:17

#1592

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +640|3874

I am now powered by AI. All AI images

2024-07-18 14:38:49

#1593

RTHKI: mmmf mmmf mmmf; +1,739|6891|Oxferd Ohire

ew

2024-07-18 16:54:11

#1594

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +640|3874

Yeah ChatGPT image generator isn't great. I haven't tried Mid journey yet.

2024-07-26 14:41:54

#1595

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +640|3874

I accidentally committed a sexual harassment at work.

The Vice Principal was assigning homeroom duty for the next year. He asked me if I knew anyone they can assign it to. I suggested last year's new hire who wasn't receptive to my advances. I just thought of her first when asked. I realize I kind of inadvertently committed retaliation and a degraded her work experience due to her gender, and sexual orientation.

2024-07-28 02:37:52

#1596

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,813|6260|eXtreme to the maX

Its not your fault, the mistake is with the VP in asking you.

Your hands are clean.

Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!

2024-08-17 15:21:09

#1597

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +640|3874

I have been on a drug binge since summer school ended.

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Like I was spending 24 hours awake vaping strong marijuana.

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One night I slept for 4 hours, stayed up vaping for 24 hours, and was getting ready to go to bed finally when I checked my instagram and saw the engaged lady was online. This was at 9AM

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I messaged her and she asked me to pick her up. This was hard for me since I was awake for 24 hours, and stoned. But I did it anyway. Luckily it was only a few blocks over.

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I picked her up, she came over to my place. She is going through some bipolar episode right now.

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We get high together and start to hook up. Beforehand she says we need to keep the whole thing on "down low" since her boyfriend is "psycho" and I have a girlfriend too. This girl is just as sketchy as me.

Yadda yadda yadda. I dropped her off at the mail salon.

That was like a week ago. Today, her fiancée called me on the phone angry.

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He got into her instagram somehow and saw our messages when I picked her up, thanked her for a good time, and joked about the vape I gave her.

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The messages weren't too bad. He knows I picked her up, gave her a vape, told her her nails came out nice after I dropped her off at nail salon. Thanked her for having a good time. I didn't mention the yadda yadda.

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The guy wanted to know why I gave his girlfriend a ride. He asked "you gave her drugs." (That is correct. I gave her a vape to take home with her.) He also wanted to know if I was a faggot since I told her her nails came out nice.

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While this is happening I am vaped up and had a large glass of sparkling wine. I can't concentrate or talk at all.

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My heart is also racing which doesn't help since I am not used to this type of confrontation.

I was struggling to follow the conversation and think. He says "stop trying to think of a lie" whenever I paused after he yelled a question at me. I guess I was trying to think up a lie but I was also just really too stoned to talk.

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He asked if my mom was still alive. I said yes because the room is spinning and all. He threatened to rape my mom. I didn't get offended by this since my mom is on the other side of the country anyway.

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He also called me a faggot because I told his fiancée her nails came out nice. I guess complimenting a girl on her nails is gay. He called me a faggot few times.

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Anyhow, I settle on "talk to your girlfriend" as a response and told him I am hanging up the phone now. I looked at my instagram and the girl sent me her home phone number and told me to call her since "my phone is off."

So today I have shown personal growth. This "playa" thing isn't all fun and games. I should stop.

2024-09-14 12:19:32

#1598

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +640|3874

I am probably going to sleep with the school social worker. Do you want the story?

2024-09-15 10:39:18

#1599

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,977|6786|949

Why not

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SuperJail Warden wrote:

RTHKI wrote:

Mac wrote:

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