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SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+639|3806
I came down off my high. I realize I victimized an innocent person.
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SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+639|3806
I am ready to admit I have a problem with drugs.
https://www.alcoholrehabguide.org/app/uploads/2021/03/acohol_rehab_guide.jpeg
My throat has been fucked up for weeks now. I think my constant vaping binges gave me a throat infection that resulted in my throat being messed up.
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I literally coughed in my girlfriend's face this morning by accident before huffing up phlegm.
https://c8.alamy.com/comp/2BND7WH/overhead-view-of-sick-man-coughing-while-lying-on-bed-2BND7WH.jpg
We later went out to Texas Roadhouse.
https://www.app.com/gcdn/-mm-/4d3757f94c90968612038ec889a9888e1d902b4a/c=0-263-1208-945/local/-/media/2018/01/04/NJGroup/AsburyPark/636506757037230720-T-BUILDING-2.jpg
I promised my girlfriend a nice night out and a trip to the mall since I felt guilty for seeing the side girl earlier in the week.
https://previews.123rf.com/images/jackf/jackf1607/jackf160702829/60217202-happy-man-and-woman-lying-in-bed-with-smile.jpg
At the Texas themed Steak place, I ordered a NY strip. I was hungry and was eating it pretty quickly. Apparently I wasn't chewing it enough. A piece got stuck in my throat and I started to choke.
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I couldn't get the piece of steak down. I drank some margarita to try to get it down but that wouldn't go down either. I then had a mouthful of alcohol and a piece of steak down my throat.
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My girlfriend said my eyes started to bulge and tear up. My face turned red too.
https://static1.srcdn.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/total-recall-eyes-bugging-out-scene.jpg
It took a moment but I was able to cough up the steak and spit it into an empty tray on the table before making a scene.
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We wrapped up dinner after I went to the bathroom and washed my face and then went to the mall. I took my girlfriend purse shopping. I bought her a nice Kate Spade purse and wallet set.
https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/young-asian-woman-holding-handbag-isolated-over-white-33313021.jpg
This is after we went to the Coach and Michael Kors store. She likes the Kate Spade purse which is funny since Kate Spade also suffered a choking event once.
https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/hanging-woman-tie-9056005.jpg
The reason why I blame marijuana for this is because I think I could have gotten the steak down if my throat wasn't already fucked up.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,053|6858|PNW

What kind of psychopath eats pizza crust-first?
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+639|3806
The kid of guy who chokes at a NYC pizza theme restaurant.
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Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|5875|Catherine Black
holy fuck sobriety is so fucking boring
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SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+639|3806

Finray wrote:

holy fuck sobriety is so fucking boring
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KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,975|6719|949

Your life is boring!
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,737|6824|Oxferd Ohire
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SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+639|3806
I live an exciting life of managing a harem of 5s. Do you own a harem of 5s?
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Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|5875|Catherine Black

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

Your life is boring!
yes!

SuperJail Warden wrote:

I live an exciting life of managing a harem of 5s. Do you own a harem of 5s?
women aren't property, macb

Last edited by Finray (2024-01-25 06:04:34)

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SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+639|3806
You are only saying that because you own 0 women.
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SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+639|3806
I want to become a drug and substance abuse counselor. It sounds like an interesting career.
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Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,812|6192|eXtreme to the maX
Would you be able to keep a straight face?
Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!

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