SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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Tell her how one time a hacker was making MRAPS rain from the sky and you heroically put a stop to it.
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unnamednewbie13
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BF2 wouldn't have been the same without its unique brand of humor. Tasteful duration of paddle-stabbings, impeccably-timed cartilleries, the beloved Jihad-Jeep, jet roadkills, etc.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+637|3774
> Get killed by noob with a noob with a G36E
> 5 seconds to respawn and a medic revives me
> The medic bunny hops away with his paddles still equiped
> Get gunned down by the noob again before I can do anything
> Medic bunny hops over and revives me a again
> We both get killed by a grenade
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twoblacklines
all grown up now (its boring)
+49|6262
Another s3.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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I was just driving through the woods near Princeton. I saw a deer on the side of the road in the grass by the shoulder just staring at the cars going by. I genuinely screamed when I saw it since I only saw it at the last second since it was so dark. Half a mile up the road I saw a 2nd deer doing the same thing. I don't know how many creepy deer I passed today.
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RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,736|6792|Oxferd Ohire
Lots probably
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Dilbert_X
The X stands for
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One time I took a late night (it started in the day) cross country trip someone else going the same way said "wow did you see all those emus? there must have been thousands"

Nope, didn't see a single one. I guess normal car headlights just don't pick them out on the side of the road or further off like a tricked out 4x4 with floodlights does.

Probably pure luck I haven't hit anything so far.
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SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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I was at a car dealership. I saw the Ram 3500 and was impressed.
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Beyond impractical. No place to park that in my city. But big.
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unnamednewbie13
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Impractical for you.

There's not much of a point having that much truck unless you're putting it to work and need the capacity. Work trucks and vanity trucks have different vibes imo. Lots of difference between something like a flatbed workhorse, and a giant douchebag vehicle with lug nut spikes, coal rolling switches, and a bed that will never, ever see a scratch.



And yes, parking this stuff in a city is a nightmare. One of the worst times you can have in some areas in Seattle outside of being stabbed in the ribs is trying to find a place to park a truck (or park at all).

fun:

Ram 2500 Drivers Have the Most DUIs, More Than Twice the National Average: Report
Roughly 1 in 22 Ram 2500 drivers have been cited with a DUI before, a study claims.
https://www.thedrive.com/news/38238/ram … age-report
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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I assume all the DUIs is due to the suburban and rural drivers needing to drive to their bar instead of having one within walking distance. Probably no ubers within miles. I know some police departments offer free rides. At least to teens but never trust the police.


RTHKI, have you ever been to a sideshow or illegal street race.

These seem super fun. I would definitely like to go to one.
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RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,736|6792|Oxferd Ohire
That made it look fun compared to the other videos I see of people getting ragdolled by cars.

Never been to a street race.
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SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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They look really fun. You have to live a little. Besides, we all die someday. At least die having fun.

Would you go to one? I would. I would get high and go to one.
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unnamednewbie13
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Sounds really fun going to an illegal event where everyone's recording. At least it's not Jan 6.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+637|3774
Wear a face mask. We are still in a pandemic.
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Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,810|6161|eXtreme to the maX

unnamednewbie13 wrote:

Impractical for you.

There's not much of a point having that much truck unless you're putting it to work and need the capacity. Work trucks and vanity trucks have different vibes imo. Lots of difference between something like a flatbed workhorse, and a giant douchebag vehicle with lug nut spikes, coal rolling switches, and a bed that will never, ever see a scratch.



And yes, parking this stuff in a city is a nightmare. One of the worst times you can have in some areas in Seattle outside of being stabbed in the ribs is trying to find a place to park a truck (or park at all).

fun:

Ram 2500 Drivers Have the Most DUIs, More Than Twice the National Average: Report
Roughly 1 in 22 Ram 2500 drivers have been cited with a DUI before, a study claims.
https://www.thedrive.com/news/38238/ram … age-report
I like how the Diesel Inbreeds have been fined for interfering with emissions controls.
https://www.thedrive.com/news/32533/die … -emissions
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unnamednewbie13
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one of the clips linked by that showed one of their "april fools" jokes. opened a bathroom window inserted a hose, and smoked a guy out while he was taking a dump. that's it. that's the april fools. how is it april fools? who the heck knows. you couldn't even see 2 inches past the inside camera. that the bathroom had a cam is kind of suspect though.

usual dipshits in the comments.

check out this road rager (content starts at 0:16) -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4rLs_itz_U

incomprehensible
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,736|6792|Oxferd Ohire
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Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,810|6161|eXtreme to the maX

unnamednewbie13 wrote:

one of the clips linked by that showed one of their "april fools" jokes. opened a bathroom window inserted a hose, and smoked a guy out while he was taking a dump. that's it. that's the april fools. how is it april fools? who the heck knows. you couldn't even see 2 inches past the inside camera. that the bathroom had a cam is kind of suspect though.
Just that by itself could trigger acute or chronic respiratory problems.

check out this road rager (content starts at 0:16) -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4rLs_itz_U

incomprehensible
They drive among us.

Oversize wheels without oversize fenders are also dangerous, here they will get you taken off the road.
Illegal mods and excess smoke will also get you taken off the road.
All of the above will invalidate your insurance, road rage will also invalidate your insurance if you cause a collision.

Last edited by Dilbert_X (2023-12-23 23:43:39)

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unnamednewbie13
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Basically ammosexuals, but for trucks.
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
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The funny things is they're so small-minded 'driving around' is their whole life.

Or its not funny for anyone near them.
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Dilbert_X
The X stands for
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unnamednewbie13 wrote:

Basically ammosexuals, but for trucks.
Which reminds me, I saw a bumper sticker on a piece of crap ute

"Down goes the foot, out comes the soot"

How fucking retarded.
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unnamednewbie13
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basically telling everyone behind them that they're an antisocial nincompoop.

coal rollers don't seem like a huge problem where i live even though there are way more trucks here than people need. mostly, people seem to just want to get to their destination. it would actually surprise me to see coal rolling road rage. i just don't seem to come across it.

i'm sure that would change if i moved to a red state or county.
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,810|6161|eXtreme to the maX
I think cretin or vegetable is a better word.

I've noticed at my current workplace that the lower level morons have the bigger vehicles.

As for morons with trucks having more DUIs, some moron at my shooting club was aggrieved about crashing his truck.

"I was driving along, I looked at my phone for a second, when I looked up I was going into a tree, then the cops did me for drink driving - hows that fair?"
So - Drunk, caused the crash himself -> No insurance -> He had to pay $50,000 for repairs to his $70,000 truck.
And his insurance would be fucked for a long time, nd his truck would be worthless.

It would be a whole lot easier for everyone if these people were kept off the road.

Last edited by Dilbert_X (2023-12-25 01:13:15)

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