unnamednewbie13
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What do I care about any of that? You're a 30yo man perfectly capable of attending therapy and making your own decisions. By now you probably have your whole town plotted out for hiding places. Not only for yourself, but for all the neighborhood pets that wandered your way.

Last edited by unnamednewbie13 (2022-09-27 17:20:54)

SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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You keep bringing up the cucked soldier and some totally not true story about a substitute teacher. I figured I should give a clear and total explanation of the events since I am posting them elsewhere.
...
I am going to see the 25 year old at a work meeting tomorrow. Shaved, and am going to put on my nicest clothes. I will then talk to her and see what is up. Parent teacher night is Thursday so we have some time to go out and eat or whatever while she is supposed to be someplace important. Friday is a retirement party for two coworkers. I am going to invite her to that too. I hope I get something to write about.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
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I might have some details wrong but I'm pretty sure I didn't spontaneously make all that up about your erstwhile relationship (to whatever extent) with an underling. More people than I mentioned it was a bad idea.

I'm not for dwelling on forum business outside of the forum. Logged on and actively browsing, I might see some contradictory (dilbert) or concerning post and comment on it. Or be, for example, amusingly reminded of Jay's anti-child antics and tissue box comments about totally just the overblown flu. Or feel nostalgia for when burnzz was alive and kicking, the minecraft server I was retaliatorily banned from for some reason. "Whatever happened to atg? cameron_poe?"

What was the last game you dolphin-dived in?
Dauntless
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uziq wrote:

‘do you want to come and watch me knock balls into the middle distance for 2 hours before i go abroad to date other women?’

you’re finessing a good game!
Yeah and she couldn't resist!

Anyway it went well and we both had fun, I'll probably see her when I'm back.

Tonight I'm taking the Korean out for Japanese food.
https://imgur.com/kXTNQ8D.png
Dauntless
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uziq wrote:

i think girls are concerned that too many selfies on a profile makes them look like they don’t have a social life. it’s a normies thing.

i can see why a woman looking at a man’s profile consisting entirely of solo shots might wonder if he’s a total sociopath or something. i think women’s experience of being ‘online’ in general probably has an everyday familiarity with creeper activity. i’ve dated some girls with moderately large instagram followings, nothing near fame or influencer status, and then the ‘lone male’ sliding into the DMs is like a universal background hum.

having a few group shots is just a simple coded message that you’re normal enough to hang out with people. pretty low bar. haha.
Yeah one or two is fine but some profiles are like@

Me and my hot friend

Me and the same hot friend

Group photo

Blurry photo

Group photo



My photos are all in social settings but I don't have any with my mates faces in because it just feels a bit weird
https://imgur.com/kXTNQ8D.png
Dauntless
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SuperJail Warden wrote:

I am writing down all of my SluttyConfessions here and elsewhere then condensing it into one new Reddit profile. Here is "The Soldier Story" in full detail. Maybe Detective Dilbert or Special Prosecutor Newbie can save it for later.
I (32m) slept with a childhood friend (26f) when she had a boyfriend she later married, had a kid with, and divorced. After she found a new boyfriend, she cheated on him with me too.

This saga started when we were both 26.

She is now also 32. I had to go back to college to get some professional credentials. While in class on the first day, I noticed a petite light skinned Puerto Rican girl sitting next to me. I looked at her and started talking. We both recognized each other. We were friends in high school. I still saw her Facebook profile picture but otherwise lost contact. She must have seen my profile picture come up in her recommended too. She recognized me instantly which surprised me since we weren’t particularly close in high school and that was 8 years beforehand. We started chatting and when class was over, we left together.

We went to Dunkin Donuts together and caught up. She made me aware she was dating a childhood friend of ours that I was close with but only when we were kids. I offered her a ride home and she accepted. When I dropped her off in front of her home late at night, we shared a moment of intense staring and talking, and I knew there I was going to sleep with this girl. I saw her again the next week and I drove her home again. While we were driving, I told her we should hangout together the next day. She accepted. I picked her up the next day while I presume her boyfriend was working. We went out for a sushi lunch, and it eventually came up that we were attracted to each other. We kissed a few times in the empty Sushi place. We then went back to my place and had sex.

We hooked up a few more times after that. I gave her a ride the entire semester and we would often make out just before dropping her home. After the semester ended, she went “no contact” with me. We were Facebook friends at that point, but my messages were never returned. A few months passed, and she posted a picture of her engagement ring on her page. The boyfriend that was cheating on decided to ask her to marry him. They got married, had a child together, and then divorced. I didn’t keep up with what she was doing after that until I messaged her a few months ago.

She had changed her Facebook profile name back to her original name and not her married name. I messaged her to hangout and picked her up from a job interview after I got out of work. We went out together and had a few drinks in which she explained to me she was dating some other guy. We still ended up kissing and went back to my apartment together. We had sex there after a little talking her into it. She let me know she wasn’t leaving the new guy for me. We met up together a week later and had sex together again. After our second time together, she became adamant that she wasn’t leaving the new guy. We haven’t met up since then.

We have spoken over text a few times and she told me “You always come at a bad time” and she is “taken.” We don’t meet up casually or as friends to do stuff together since it wouldn’t work out like that. I do from time to time send her little “thinking of you” messages that she reacts to. But otherwise, we don’t talk about the two times I “made a liar out of her.”
“made a liar out of her.” Newbie told me that once and I liked it. So I included it in the story. Also these stories are supposed to be fun. Read the story as if detailed by the Warden of SuperJail
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_CKJ4q5Tu4
Would you like a relationship with this lady?
https://imgur.com/kXTNQ8D.png
Dauntless
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+2,249|6712|London

My friend sent me this today...
https://i.imgur.com/fXqu2Ss.png

Good job he asked haha
https://imgur.com/kXTNQ8D.png
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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Dauntless wrote:

SuperJail Warden wrote:

I am writing down all of my SluttyConfessions here and elsewhere then condensing it into one new Reddit profile. Here is "The Soldier Story" in full detail. Maybe Detective Dilbert or Special Prosecutor Newbie can save it for later.
I (32m) slept with a childhood friend (26f) when she had a boyfriend she later married, had a kid with, and divorced. After she found a new boyfriend, she cheated on him with me too.

This saga started when we were both 26.

She is now also 32. I had to go back to college to get some professional credentials. While in class on the first day, I noticed a petite light skinned Puerto Rican girl sitting next to me. I looked at her and started talking. We both recognized each other. We were friends in high school. I still saw her Facebook profile picture but otherwise lost contact. She must have seen my profile picture come up in her recommended too. She recognized me instantly which surprised me since we weren’t particularly close in high school and that was 8 years beforehand. We started chatting and when class was over, we left together.

We went to Dunkin Donuts together and caught up. She made me aware she was dating a childhood friend of ours that I was close with but only when we were kids. I offered her a ride home and she accepted. When I dropped her off in front of her home late at night, we shared a moment of intense staring and talking, and I knew there I was going to sleep with this girl. I saw her again the next week and I drove her home again. While we were driving, I told her we should hangout together the next day. She accepted. I picked her up the next day while I presume her boyfriend was working. We went out for a sushi lunch, and it eventually came up that we were attracted to each other. We kissed a few times in the empty Sushi place. We then went back to my place and had sex.

We hooked up a few more times after that. I gave her a ride the entire semester and we would often make out just before dropping her home. After the semester ended, she went “no contact” with me. We were Facebook friends at that point, but my messages were never returned. A few months passed, and she posted a picture of her engagement ring on her page. The boyfriend that was cheating on decided to ask her to marry him. They got married, had a child together, and then divorced. I didn’t keep up with what she was doing after that until I messaged her a few months ago.

She had changed her Facebook profile name back to her original name and not her married name. I messaged her to hangout and picked her up from a job interview after I got out of work. We went out together and had a few drinks in which she explained to me she was dating some other guy. We still ended up kissing and went back to my apartment together. We had sex there after a little talking her into it. She let me know she wasn’t leaving the new guy for me. We met up together a week later and had sex together again. After our second time together, she became adamant that she wasn’t leaving the new guy. We haven’t met up since then.

We have spoken over text a few times and she told me “You always come at a bad time” and she is “taken.” We don’t meet up casually or as friends to do stuff together since it wouldn’t work out like that. I do from time to time send her little “thinking of you” messages that she reacts to. But otherwise, we don’t talk about the two times I “made a liar out of her.”
“made a liar out of her.” Newbie told me that once and I liked it. So I included it in the story. Also these stories are supposed to be fun. Read the story as if detailed by the Warden of SuperJail
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_CKJ4q5Tu4
Would you like a relationship with this lady?
Before she had the kid? Yes. After she had a kid? Nope.

Her life would have been very different if she had chosen me the first time. Same thing happened with two other girls I know who approached me after they became single moms. I joked about this regarding one girl to a friend..."I could have given that girl a better life" "she would have ruined yours."
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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Dauntless wrote:

My friend sent me this today...
https://i.imgur.com/fXqu2Ss.png

Good job he asked haha
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTUwsJu2pSi2jAfELdf_MkGxNgZNENqWWEdKA&usqp=CAU
Usually they put it in their profile description.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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I started talking to a new Chinese girl I met on Facebook Dating. I also am talking to a different NYC Chinese girl. And I am sleeping with a Chinese girl from Princeton. Chinese girls falling out of the sky. I don't get it.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
Dauntless
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I had a date with a half Chinese/Singaporean who grew up in NYC on Friday, had a pretty good time. She's texting me and wants to see me again but I'm not sure yet. I'm going to Chicago tomorrow for 10 days and then she's going to Lisbon to run a marathon and then to Amsterdam so we've got a few weeks until we can meet in any case.

Meanwhile I just got home from my Korean date and it was probably the best first date I've ever been on. We instantly hit it off on every topic, chemistry and sparks flying everywhere. 10/10 will see again. Almost sad to leave London now.

Also holy shit she's about 10x better looking than in her pics.

Fuck I'm pissed. I wanted to be a playboy and casually bang lots of women for a few months and I'm already on the edge of catching feelings after a few dates. Why am I such a prick?
https://imgur.com/kXTNQ8D.png
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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There are some hot and friendly Arab lady aides/subs at work. The one from Morocco today especially. I am going to give her my number if she is around tomorrow.

Arab and Indian girls can be such time traps though. They don't hook up easily.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
KEN-JENNINGS
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Are you actually looking for a relationship or just to get laid? I wouldn't recommend searching for fwbs at work.
SuperJail Warden
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That's a good point. If the girl is looking for a relationship and I am not, it would be wrong to string her along into sexual favors and then dump her for another girl at work. I don't need another salty substitute to see around the building.

Is it okay for me to give the Moroccan my number but also make it clear I am not looking for a relationship? Make it clear to her that I am up for hanging out and a good time but I am not looking for a relationship? Do you think there is still too much a risk with that?

...

My lady best friend that I work with wants to hook me up with the school librarian. "She is single and into internet dating." She invited her over to hang out today and will probably bring me up since she introduced us before. I didn't even think of the girl until the my friend brought her up as available. The librarian was giving my department a  presentation. I was watching her and thinking "Yeah, I would hit that. I probably could love bomb that girl."

This is how I got wrapped up with the substitute teacher. Another teacher thought "Let's hook up Macbeth with (substitute)." This is the curse and privilege of working in a female dominated field.

"As of data from 2018, 76% of teachers are female, up from 66.9% in 1981."
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
SuperJail Warden
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I sneaked out of parent teacher night early so I can meet the Chinese girl from Staten Island a few days early. Sorry children 😜
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
uziq
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i picked up a sudanese lady last night. new experience for me. 9/10.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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Did she let you touch her dreads?
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
uziq
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no locks.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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I am sitting in my gaming chair right now like. The edibles hit and I drank a bunch at the party.

https://ergonomictrends.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/gaming-chair-external-neck-pillow.jpgI am talking to (one) of the Chinese girl I spend time with. I am going to raw dog this Taiwanese girl tomorrow. This same time 24 hours from now, she will be going home while I pop 2-3 edibles. And the Taiwnese girl has no idea I am on drugs. I would have raw dogged my work wife if she was more forward about it.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
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A gaming chair is like the obnoxiously loud Honda Civic of the chair world. I don't think I've seen a single one that I would want to be seen in during a WFH teleconference. The price some of the "premium" ones go for you could get something with actually good ergonomics for a PC workstation that isn't butt-ugly and doesn't look like it belongs in a call center.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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When the 25 year old teacher in my department came over to do drugs with me, she saw my triple monitors and said "tell me you're a gamer without telling me you're a gamer (IRL LMAO)." Genuinely charming really. I would fluid bond her.

Networking with the other non-trans ambitious young coworkers. Drinking, trading stories, etc. Funny how the patriarchy persist.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
unnamednewbie13
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I still have a 'gaming' chassis, and plan to use it for my next PC. While it is a relic and an eyesore (with a regrettable side window), it is still one of the highest-performers in unmodified air cooling. Probably still at least top 5, without looking it up.

The Aorus monitor I linked on the tech thread has a fairly ugly backside, but good numbers and price up front (still haven't looked further into it). I could easily live with something like that.

A gamer's chair, on the other hand, offers little in exchange for its gauche appearance. A chair for a desk should support good typing posture, not slouching. Different ergonomic requirements than a bucket car seat that assists in good footing over the pedals.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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If I am going to spend a fortune on a chair, I would buy a giant fancy piece that would look out of place in my apartment above a dentist office.
https://secure.img1-cg.wfcdn.com/im/86465900/resize-h755-w755%5Ecompr-r85/9140/91403527/Timko+Split+Leather+Executive+Chair+with+Headrest.jpg
Guess the price?
Spoiler (highlight to read):
4000



If they still sold those beige 90's cases I would straight up build a server with one. Nothing fancy but just to do it with such a case is a privileged treat.
https://c1.neweggimages.com/ProductImage/11-145-077-01.jpg

I understand these are terrible for airflow.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
unnamednewbie13
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You could probably mod a pretty nifty setup with one of those old SECC boat anchors with liquid cooling, but the only girls to appreciate it would probably be huge IT geeks older than Leo's age limit.

If you want a beige case to play around with and don't want to bother with ebay, just drop a line to your local computer repair or recycler and get one there. I always see a few lying around at one of the local stores. A youtube tutorials and you should be able to get power and lights working.

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