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SuperJail Warden
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So the 25 year old had a panic attack at work.

This girl has a Michelle Phifer syndrome. Wants to save the world.

She is depressed, has anxiety, and something else I forgot. Calls herself neuroatypical.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neurotypical


She is a mess but she is pretty. Her boyfriend is an unemployed bipolar recovered drug addict with a conviction for fraud. Money is tight right now. They are renting a two bedroom apartment in the ghetto city since the girl has a dog and two cats plus multiple fish tanks and exotic plants. She blows all her money on fish and underwater plants. Can't budget for her life. There are obviously other things about her that are screwy. Girl is crazy. Ivy League crazy. I mean literally. She graduated from Columbia's teacher college.

Anyhow, she had a panic attack today. She likes to engage the kids in conversation where she can be their life coach or something. The kids then tell her stuff that I don't want to hear. I am a mandatory reporter and not an investigative journalist. Yesterday in one of her talks with the kids, the kid tells her some strange bullshit and the 25 year old responds by reporting it.

Stupid. Don't try to be friends with 14 year olds. And don't go reporting some off the book bullshit. Anyhow, reports are made and all of that nonsense. They yanked the 25 year old and the kid and a guidance whatever into the hallway to have a talk. And the 25 year old made the 14 year old cry. I think she tried to give her a heart to heart pep talk and the kid was justifiably like "wtf it is no big deal".

The 25 year old now felt bad. She brought a bag of candy for all of the teachers in our pod (6) as well as two different types of candy (chocolate and sugary) for the kid to pick. She wanted to apologize for breaking confidence and exploding a nuclear bomb in her life. The kid is in the PM session and there is a lunch between the two sessions. The 25 year old and me walked to Dunkin Donuts together like we often do. I think the summer walking plus the creeping apology she needed to make made her sick. She left work before the kid showed up because she was so nervous about the apology that she didn't need to make. She wrote the kid an apology letter since she couldn't do it in person and was going to ask another teacher to give the kid the letter and candy. Before she walked away with the letter I asked to see it. I skimmed it and told the 25 year old "I strongly suggest you not give them this. Literal paper trail." She then agreed since I would know better. She asked to give the kid the candy and I told her to put it away and not give it either. She complied and packed up her stuff after I told her "You did everything you need to do. Sometimes you have to make peace with the world." Make peace with the world is something I had told her before in a conversation. Anyhow, she left work. I told her to just claim the hours because nobody will narc on her for skipping early.

I would be interested in what Newbie thought of how I handled the work situation. I feel like I gave good advice. Anyway, next week is the last week of summer school. I am going to invite her to smoke pot at my place on the last day. If she comes over and gets high with me I am confident we will end up having sex.
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uziq
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unrelated but do americans really consider themselves ‘ivy league’ if they do their teacher conversion course at somewhere like columbia? you can do your ‘postgraduate certificate of education’ here or study for a masters in ‘Education’ at a top university, but ain’t nobody regarding that as the same thing as matriculating at a proper elite institution.

and, hum, yeah … you’re making a compound no-no. this girl would be a bad choice for an entanglement even in civvy street. you are winding her around your little finger at work. this isn’t going to end happily ever after, i don’t think.
unnamednewbie13
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SuperJail Warden wrote:

I would be interested in what Newbie thought of how I handled the work situation. I feel like I gave good advice. Anyway, next week is the last week of summer school. I am going to invite her to smoke pot at my place on the last day. If she comes over and gets high with me I am confident we will end up having sex.
Why are you asking me? Aren't you the schoolteacher here? You probably know more about the rules/regs and personalities of your specific workplace than I do.

I'm of course going to suggest you should have second thoughts about more work flings, especially with a person you consider unbalanced.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+605|3205

unnamednewbie13 wrote:

SuperJail Warden wrote:

I would be interested in what Newbie thought of how I handled the work situation. I feel like I gave good advice. Anyway, next week is the last week of summer school. I am going to invite her to smoke pot at my place on the last day. If she comes over and gets high with me I am confident we will end up having sex.
Why are you asking me? Aren't you the schoolteacher here? You probably know more about the rules/regs and personalities of your specific workplace than I do.

I'm of course going to suggest you should have second thoughts about more work flings, especially with a person you consider unbalanced.


I am bringing her chocolate on Monday. Just a little thing from Walgreens. We were talking about candy and I jokingly handed her my notepad and told her to write down her favorites so I know. She grabbed it and instead wrote down the types of things in candy she doesn't like. So it won't be a total creeper move I guess.

I am going to ask her at lunch to hang out after our last day Thursday. That will give her time to prepare and also if she is cool with hanging out clear her schedule.

I am seeing the Polish girl the Saturday after the Thursday. If I could hook with both of these girls between Thursday to Saturday, I will be pretty pleased with myself.

I matched with a 26 year old goth girl in PA. Big Titty Goth girl. PA is like a 2 hour drive though. Maybe there will be a conference in Philly
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
uziq
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i hooked up with 5 different women in a week at my dating app prime. 2 in one 24 hour period; a day date and an evening date.

it didn’t feel good. i had to spend a solid few days in bed dealing with the emotional confusion afterwards. not to mention tempering and managing an exit strategy with 4 different women (one of them went on to become my second wife and the mother to two handsome little drumpf jnr’s).

take it from the top, kid, the goals you think you’re chasing are not really good goals at all.

this girl you’re playing with has a volatile living situation and is prone to panic attacks. you’re consciously trying to work on her emotions by buying her chocolates (?!) and being ‘wise counsel, emotional support, nice guy macbeth … who just happens to be thinking about penetrating you and bragging about it on a defunct internet message board’.

how big do you think her panic attack is going to be when her boyfriend finds out about this, upsets her domestic living situation/makes it unliveable, and then realises furthermore that her emotional support network counsellor macbeth’s phone is on DND mode that weekend whilst he tucks into a kielbasa sausage?

Last edited by uziq (2022-07-28 22:13:05)

SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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The Polish girl is a character too. I will tell you about her after Saturday's date. I am meeting with the Chinese girl tomorrow. She wants me to meet her married friends. We had some tense text last night about our whatever. I will spare you the details about that.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define. … 0Branching

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Something new came across my desk. Fluid bonding. Take a guess about what it is and read more.

https://www.healthline.com/health/healt … id-bonding
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SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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A friend of mine died a year ago. We weren't close. Anyhow his widow works at the library within walking distance of my apartment. I never met the widow but I added her Facebook because I saw her picture on Facebook dating but didn't follow up on it. We trade likes on each other's pictures even though we never spoke. I am an upgrade on her husband, my dead friend, in every way. So I think I have a chance.

A retiring principal gave me a stack of textbooks I don't need. I can message her about donating the books. That could start a conversation where I go through the script and I could hook with the widow.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
unnamednewbie13
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+2,012|6257|USA

If there is an ounce of truth to any of this, I've got to say you are one of the biggest creepers I've ever met online.

SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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I'm just a normal guy out here looking for love.
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unnamednewbie13
Moderator
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Spoken like a malignant growth on a 1990s chat room.
uziq
Member
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get therapy man. a much better investment of your time and energy than whatever darkness you are pursuing now.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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I am on a journey that will lead me back to Christ someday.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,012|6257|USA

It's not too late for you to reject the material and become something of a Himalayan monk, meditating daily in the Appalachians. Maybe the locals can bring you meth and Twinkies in the form of tribute.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+605|3205
Went out to lunch with the 25 year old. The pizza place we were going to was closed. So we instead took a trip to two pet stores. I have a video of her meeting a Chameleon.  Maybe I will share some SFW pictures of the girls with Ken or Uzique on Discord in order to put some faces to names.

Anyhow I asked the 25 year old to smoke after work on Thursday. She said yes.


Of course there is nothing wrong with just getting high with your coworker after work but what are we going to do after we get high? Go bird watching?

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcREyPHkmytLd8hMGs4FI5DQ3iEhRzZu59rhPQ&usqp=CAU
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uziq
Member
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this is not going to end well. i hope the sex is at least athletic and deeply satisfying.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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1 Win, 1 Loss, with a new girl I am meeting Friday.

I went on a nice date with the Polish girl in Brooklyn. We kissed and made plans to hang out some more. Girl is hot. The 25 year old and I didn't hook up. I have a new girl I am going out on a first date with Friday. I could hook up with the Chinese girl this week also since she just got on birth control too.

The 25 year old and I hanged out after work. Summer school ended early. So we went back to my place after she bought some stuff from the pet store. We smoked two joints and hanged out before she needed to take the pet store stuff back to her place. I offered to hang out with her again and she said yes. She offered to have me over but since she lives with her boyfriend I don't know. I really don't want to meet the dude. Go to his apartment and smoke his weed while plotting on his girlfriend. No thanks.

Newbie thinks I am lying so here is a screenshot.
https://i.imgur.com/HkomLqp.png
On the way back from Brooklyn with the Polish girl, I got this facebook message. Some girl I didn't recognize asked me to be her Facebook friend. I accepted and trade likes and happy birthdays. Her profile says she is a single mom. Anyhow she messaged on my ride back and I responded and it turns out the girl is 26 year old. She is my younger sister's friend from elementary school. I knew her when she was a little kid. We got to talking and stuff. Long story short, I asked her to hangout and we are going out for dinner after she gets out of the work at 5 on Friday. She works at a daycare interestingly. Wants to be a teacher. I am chatting with her right now. Interestingly she is also Polish.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,726|6223|Oxferd Ohire
Not sure I wish you luck Mac, but I hope everyone comes out of your adventures O K.
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Dilbert_X
The X stands for
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One of these girls, probably a catholic, is going to mix up her birth control pills with M+Ms and we'll never hear the end of it.
Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!
uziq
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that girl is not attractive.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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Yeah I get that. The thing is I feel like I am doing myself a disservice if I don't try to hit everything that I can.

Dilbert, yeah I have developed some strong opinions about birth control.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+605|3205
I had a moment of maturity and growth. I turned away from temptation.

I told the 26 year old single mom I don't think we should meet and we are at two different places in life. I didn't want to lead her on. She was not enthusiastic.

I also decided to focus on the Polish girl from Brooklyn.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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Just a follow up...I am still seeing the Polish girl in Brooklyn right now. It is nice. I am not on the app looking at profiles or anything. The Chinese girl and I ghosted each other. So I am only seeing one person right now.

The 26 year old single mom that I could have hooked up with is an interesting story. I mentioned she was a childhood friend of my (32 M) young sister (26 F). Like she lived around the corner from our childhood home. Anyhow she is a single mom now. We were talking and while we had a lot of similar interest and career aspirations, the fact that she had a kid was just too much of a burden for me to get beyond. I obviously don't want to be a stepdad and I would have to gaslight this lady into thinking I was if I wanted to hit it. And that is a lot of mental energy to spend when I have a much prettier girl in Brooklyn already. The idea of hooking up with my younger sister's childhood friend is alluring though.

While we were talking on the phone she mentioned that since we are older now she feels comfortable approaching me since "it would have felt weird approaching you when I was 18 and you were 24"

This is her at 18.
https://i.imgur.com/t8v4v9S.jpg




These post will self destruct yadda yadda
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uziq
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the idea of hooking up with her is ... alluring?

man, i don't think you and i are even the same species.
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,726|6223|Oxferd Ohire
Well. That was a post.
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uziq
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cannot understand this guy's inability to say no or discern between women? chronic lack of self-esteem or what? weed-befugged mind?

i'm going to have to re-emphasize my last post, here: that girl is not attractive. she's not even in the solar system to pick up the barest gravitational pull of attraction. unless you two have some deep and abiding soulmate friendship from childhood, and some sort of sentimental bond, there is no way on god's green earth that you should be drooling over her pictures.

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