Dilbert_X
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Would we hear about the ones that died though?
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uziq wrote:

unnamednewbie13 wrote:

SuperJail Warden wrote:

People who own cats are strange. I don't know why anyone would want a pet that scratches up your arm.
https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/cat-scratch-your-skin-93821736.jpg
Cats are violent and territorial. Makes no sense to own one.
Dogs will scratch you up too when you roughhouse with them.

Cats can generally be socialized, but fewer owners bother with training because it's a small animal. Like small dogs, with their foul reputation.

Know what also scratches up your arm? Gardening.
working with soil, composts, potted plants, etc, exposes you to Mycobacterium vaccae, which has been linked to increased levels of seratonin production as well as anti-inflammatory properties. it's a recently established link in the human biome. gardening literally alleviates depression.

cats carry a parasite, Toxoplasma gondii, that change human behaviour and make them dependent on them. like hijacking the oxytocin love pathways in the brain. they're basically vampires.

i think cat lovers are generally people who have problems with normal human sociality.
I hate when people start talking about their pets in detail. Most girls I get to know through a dating app also has a pet I need to learn about too. I got a bunch of dog and cat names swirling in my head and there will come a point where my brain starts to get all of them mixed up.
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Dilbert_X wrote:

Raw meat has all kinds of nasties, don't touch it.
the only category of nasties that makes raw meat so much worse than vegetables are prion diseases from eating brains and so on.

otherwise there's equal potential for nasty bacterial/fungal/etc infections from both meats and vegetables.

plus vegetables are rinsed in a whole host of industrial agribusiness chemicals thesedays. god knows what chemicals or trace elements you're consuming.

meat-reared animals are mostly fed on crops that don't introduce that nasty shit to the food chain. fish is another matter ... (and not talking about 'cured' meats obviously).
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I threw out a load of wheat bread this morning. It smelled funny. No mold but still a very weird rotten smell. I took a bite of the toast I made and it didn't taste weird but still that smell freaked me out dude. I am not buying bread from Quick check ever again.
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Put bread in the freezer if you aren't going to use the whole loaf within a few days
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My goodness what an idea. Why didn't I think of that?
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KEN-JENNINGS
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KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

SuperJail Warden wrote:

How do they pay for that? Taxes? Why should my taxes go to somebody's free helicopter ride?
Per the pilot- "that's why your DMV fees are so high"

I have video of the chopper taking off but I don't know how to host it
https://imgur.com/a/ZnmjQZa

There's a link to a gif. No sound though
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I can confirm that is a helicopter. Not sure what I expected. Oh wait uh my taxes!
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ken i hope you were tripping on shrooms as this was all going down.
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Ken probably has an internal organ dedicated to producing that stuff on demand.
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uziq wrote:

ken i hope you were tripping on shrooms as this was all going down.
My brain is simple. I see a heli land on a lake right in front of me -> I eat mushrooms.
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Dilbert's day out:

I needed some stuff in town, and decided to get a fourth vaccine for various reasons.

I decided to take the bus. I know the govt wants us to use the bus, but I don't trust the govt so didn't know if they are using reverse psychology to encourage us to use the car, therefore I took the bus.

When I boarded the bus half the people weren't wearing masks so naturally I punched them in the face. The bus driver smiled at me through his mask and said "You know, these buses have CCTV, you'll be on the news tonight". I smiled back, through my mask "I hope so, I am the hero this town needs"

I got the vaccine out of the way first, the nurse asked "So you want a covid booster" I replied "No, I don't want a booster, I'd have been happier if the borders had been kept closed and the pharmaceutical companies had not duped us into handing over fortunes to them for vaccines which are flaky at best and dangerous at worst but I have no choice so here I am" She nodded and led me to a cubicle where I had to hand over all kinds of personal information, govt identity numbers etc. I'd rather have been probed. Eventually we got to the injection, she could see me tearing up and distracted me with a lolly. It was cherry.

Then I went to a bookstore, made my selection and went to pay. The pretty girl behind the counter leant forward, cocked her head, looked into my eyes and said "oh, Heinlein, why did you pick those?" "Because I want to fucking read them, are you stupid? Please take my money so I can get out of this hipster-infested hole". She went quiet and processed my payment efficiently.

On the way to the bus-stop I was accosted by a Big-Issue salesmen. As he was selling the Neighbours final episode special I decided to buy one as they could only appreciate in value. "That will be nine dollars" I gave him ten. Then silence for a while. Eventually "I suppose you'd like your dollar change" "Yes I would. In fact it cost me twelve dollars to earn those nine dollars so really I'd like three dollars in change, but you can keep those two dollars, we can call it a gift. Better still we can call it a wealth transfer from the ruling class to the workers, you schlubs keep going on about this, hopefully you're happy now" "Thank you for helping" he mumbled.

The trip home was uneventful. Now my arm is sore and I feel a little tired but perfectly lucid.

Last edited by Dilbert_X (2022-07-31 03:39:49)

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uziq
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to think, you missed a career in comedy writing. maybe maddox has room for an intern. there’s got to be at least 14 people who still want to read that 2003 humour.
Dilbert_X
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At least I'm not afraid to write.
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I'm not really sure what that even was.
uziq
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Dilbert_X wrote:

At least I'm not afraid to write.
lmao. oh yes, you're writing alright. has your mum given you your daily star sticker? who's a good boy?
SuperJail Warden
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Thank you for sharing your lived experience
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DesertFox- wrote:

The only BF2s original fiction I read is about cucking.
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Came across this because I saw a picture of a car they sponsored. Saw the second pic with the barbed wire baseball bad and got reminded of mac.
Whole page is cringe
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Dilbert_X
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Those people actually believe that stuff though.
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uziq
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there's a slippery sliding scale of misogyny from your textbook bf2s/reddit poster to ... that sludge.

internet-era males have absolutely toxic attitudes about women and the social media 'flexing' era has made it so, so much worse.

dilbert all your tripe about white replacement or 'lesbian schoolteachers influencing our children' shares a lot of bedfellows with incels, pick-up artists, 'men going their own way', 'lions not sheep', etc. it's all part of the same retrograde attempt to return society to something resembling the 1950s, or, even better, the decades before that.

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Dilbert_X
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Thats just a merchandising site though, try and find a real one.
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uziq
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https://www.instagram.com/cobratate/?hl=en

these people are minor industries and celebrities nowadays. makes the term 'toxic masculinity' seem inadequate.

the way this guy talks about women to his 3.6 million fans is utterly toxic and problematic, raising a generation of the sort of men you see crashing women's private messages with paragraphs of pure spleen when they (inevitably) are rejected by their advances.

are you seriously saying there is a lack of sufficient evidence for this in the culture? ffs, jordan peterson is fast becoming the bestselling canadian author of all time ... peddling his snake-oil salesman bullshit about 'masculinity being the principle of order, femininity the principle of chaos'. talk about retrograde
Dilbert_X
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No, there's plenty of evidence, I've said it before.

But if you're going to make a point use an actual site, not some site run by an asian guy selling chinese t-shirts out of a shipping container.
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