stryyker
bad touch
+1,682|6732|California

good morrow to ye all. I am here because of ignorance. As all of you know, the BF2 population generalizes those who use vehicles as "Whores". What is a whore, you ask?

A whore, as defined by Wikipedia is also refered to a prostitute. Prostitution is the sale of sexual services. A person selling sexual services is a prostitute. Needless to say, that has no relevance to the gaming world, unless you are fucking the tailpipe of the M1A1 Abrams. Rather, a Whore is known as a person whos COMPLETE and UTTER dependance on points in through a vehicle.

its example time.

Here is the world's #1 Aviator, {3MEB}COL.Kam[V]
His Stats
-According to this, 97% of his total kills comes from the seat of the airplane.
--of his 94,342 kills, he has 91,626 of those in the plane, with just under 900 hours in said plane.

THIS my good people, is a WHORE. 104% of his total kills are from vehicles.
Fig. 1
https://img68.imageshack.us/img68/5773/whore1hx.gif

AND NOW, the OTHER type of player. The vehicle Aficionado
*this is the player who can get into the seat of a plane, get 40 kills, and then bail out and get another 40 on foot. These are the truely gifted players.
Wikipedia defines an Aficionado as "An enthusiastic admirer or follower; a fan." (taken in context)

example time once more.
for this, i use BushViper.
with a ground infantry ratio of 2.46, he is by far capable of keeping his own on the ground. And on top of that, he has an impressive 26.6 Kill-Death ratio in the Airplanes, even better than our friend the whore! BushViper has demonstrated himself to be superior in ground combat as well as in ANY vehicle he enters. For that, Bush, *golf clap*

THIS is an Aficionado.
hidden for USMarine
https://img151.imageshack.us/img151/7910/connoisseur3zw.th.jpg
notice the clean-cut suit, nice watch, and takes things in moderation

PEOPLE OF THE BF2 COMMUNITY: there IS a difference, get your facts straight, and make the right call the next time you type out that word to the person who plew up your Blackhawk/ shot down your J-10.

edit1: as you can read, this applies to Vehicle whores only at the moment.

Last edited by stryyker (2006-05-30 09:19:10)

MuseSeeker
2142 Soldier: Behenaut
+110|6787|EUR
Could you post more pictures of whore's please

--

Nice mini guide +1

Last edited by MuseSeeker (2006-05-30 09:04:08)

M_Harrower
Will code HTML for food
+114|6586
All true, +1 for the effort.

I'd love to be an Aficionado.
.:ronin:.|Patton
Respekct dad i love u always
+946|6821|Marathon, Florida Keys
would you call me a whore, or the other one. My k/d on the ground isnt 1:3 anymore or w/e i usually wind up with a 3:1 ratio
https://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g117/patton1337/stats.jpg
usmarine
Banned
+2,785|6773

Styyker is a whore.  As for the Jordan picture....he is a craps whore.

Last edited by usmarine2005 (2006-05-30 09:10:16)

Cbass
Kick His Ass!
+371|6706|Howell, Mi USA
I love the jet whores like u say with 90% if their kills in a jet and their infantry combat sucks. Then they come on here saying "im so 1337, look at my stats" hahahaha it's funny.
https://bf3s.com/sigs/bb53a522780eff5b30ba3252d44932cc2f5b8c4f.png
stryyker
bad touch
+1,682|6732|California

.:ronin:.|Patton wrote:

would you call me a whore, or the other one. My k/d on the ground isnt 1:3 anymore or w/e i usually wind up with a 3:1 ratio
note to you, i have a better kdr on the ground than you. owned.

Styyker is a whore.  As for the Jordan picture....he is a craps whore.
you are NOT helping

Could you post more pictures of whore's please
google ftw!
.:ronin:.|Patton
Respekct dad i love u always
+946|6821|Marathon, Florida Keys

stryyker wrote:

.:ronin:.|Patton wrote:

would you call me a whore, or the other one. My k/d on the ground isnt 1:3 anymore or w/e i usually wind up with a 3:1 ratio
note to you, i have a better kdr on the ground than you. owned.
zomg by .05, you are my master
https://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g117/patton1337/stats.jpg
ColtsX
#baddie
+157|6558
i guess im a whore too
usmarine
Banned
+2,785|6773

Sorry Stryyker.  You are right, but we misuse terms all the time in this game.



p.s.  I am from Cleveland, whenever I see a picture of Jordan I want to kill someone.
stryyker
bad touch
+1,682|6732|California

usmarine2005 wrote:

Sorry Stryyker.  You are right, but we misuse terms all the time in this game.



p.s.  I am from Cleveland, whenever I see a picture of Jordan I want to kill someone.
ahhh... heh
RobinHood
Member
+21|6555|DUBLIN, IRELAND
What about commander whores?
All their arty kills count its real annoyin!!!
Cbass
Kick His Ass!
+371|6706|Howell, Mi USA

usmarine2005 wrote:

Sorry Stryyker.  You are right, but we misuse terms all the time in this game.



p.s.  I am from Cleveland, whenever I see a picture of Jordan I want to kill someone.
It's a good thing ur a bf2 player and not a psycho cereal killer isn't it.
https://bf3s.com/sigs/bb53a522780eff5b30ba3252d44932cc2f5b8c4f.png
stryyker
bad touch
+1,682|6732|California

Cbass wrote:

psycho cereal killer
https://www.wizworld.com/fotos/startrek_cereal_big.jpg
??
usmarine
Banned
+2,785|6773

Cbass wrote:

usmarine2005 wrote:

Sorry Stryyker.  You are right, but we misuse terms all the time in this game.



p.s.  I am from Cleveland, whenever I see a picture of Jordan I want to kill someone.
It's a good thing ur a bf2 player and not a psycho cereal killer isn't it.
The same goes for Elway also.
Cbass
Kick His Ass!
+371|6706|Howell, Mi USA
i didn't know usmarine was on a box?
https://bf3s.com/sigs/bb53a522780eff5b30ba3252d44932cc2f5b8c4f.png
Not
Great success!
+216|6588|Chandler, AZ

Cbass wrote:

usmarine2005 wrote:

Sorry Stryyker.  You are right, but we misuse terms all the time in this game.



p.s.  I am from Cleveland, whenever I see a picture of Jordan I want to kill someone.
It's a good thing ur a bf2 player and not a psycho cereal killer isn't it.
Yes thank God! What would I do if he murdered my Cheerios!?

I'd probably /cry.
Cheddarmuff
Member
+21|6664
Interesting how #1 aviator's (COL.kam) stats have MORE kills from vehicles (all vehicles) than he actuall has for his K/D ratio... [scratches head...hmmm]
usmarine
Banned
+2,785|6773

Ya Stryyker, how do you get 104% of anything.  If a glass equals 100%, how do you fill it with 104% of water?
stryyker
bad touch
+1,682|6732|California

usmarine2005 wrote:

Ya Stryyker, how do you get 104% of anything.  If a glass equals 100%, how do you fill it with 104% of water?
parabolic curve, surface tension

i have no idea how that works, check his stats
usmarine
Banned
+2,785|6773

Cbass wrote:

i didn't know usmarine was on a box?
I saw you on a milk carton.
CruZ4dR
Cereal Killer
+145|6668|The View From The Afternoon

Colony wrote:

i guess im a whore too
Man, you are the worst whore I ever seen. Do you even know what it's like to use a handgun?
usmarine
Banned
+2,785|6773

stryyker wrote:

usmarine2005 wrote:

Ya Stryyker, how do you get 104% of anything.  If a glass equals 100%, how do you fill it with 104% of water?
parabolic curve, surface tension

i have no idea how that works, check his stats
Hmmm.  I guess it is possible.  16 years of math out the window.
Itchy_nuts
Member
+11|6558
I bless you with itchy nuts for a year cause you have come up with a solution to my problem i will sleep with those women in your pick an get my nuts back hahahahahahahahaha
usmarine
Banned
+2,785|6773

Itchy_nuts wrote:

I bless you with itchy nuts for a year cause you have come up with a solution to my problem i will sleep with those women in your pick an get my nuts back hahahahahahahahaha
Are we sure those are all women?

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