SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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Maybe we are meant to be together? Her marriage and the birth of the kid was just a mistake? I don't think she likes being a mother so maybe the kid might not even be something I have to work around.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
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Sounds like you have it figured out. Go for it!
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
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SuperJail Warden wrote:

Maybe we are meant to be together? Her marriage and the birth of the kid was just a mistake? I don't think she likes being a mother so maybe the kid might not even be something I have to work around.
1. Get her addicted to heroin
2. Husband gets full custody
3. Sign her up for an onlyfans career
4. Profit
Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!
uziq
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how is that cucking someone? you just cleaned up a girl at a bar who seemed to be very low hanging fruit. why would a high-quality dame go to a bar with a drunk, broke-ass deadbeat?

sounds like you did her a favour anyway. i hope you show her a better time than cleetus vanthorpe III.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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Technically was a cucking. It's in the manual.

And I am doing her a favor. I am a leader in women's rights. I weep for Afghanistan.
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unnamednewbie13
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Regular old bar drama, bar people.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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Well I thought it was an interesting story.

If you don't want my stories then good bye. I am leaving.
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uziq
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it was a good story but i was expecting some sort of intercourse. frottage, at least. heavy petting. actual humiliation.

i have a few crazy stories from korea already, first- and third- hand. a medley.

one of my friends was incredibly drunk, alone, late at night. a korean guy in his mid-40s got chatting to him and offered to go back to his family apartment for some more beers. this isn't uncommon in korea: strangers will just see you as a foreigner, find you different and interesting or want to practice their english or whatever, and extend you a suspicious level of hospitality. for them, spending an afternoon with a whitie and taking some cellphone photos is an interesting anecdote i guess, or whatever.

anyway, my friend drunkenly agrees to it. he is basically incoherent (a geordie from the north of england). no way does this korean guy want 'language exchange' or some conversational practice. when they get back to this apartment, the guy opens his frontdoor and ushers my friend into this dimly lit apartment. lying on the floor on an inflatable mattress is this guy's mid-40 something wife. he shakes her and wakes her up, informs her they have a guest.

turns out he wanted to get cucked.
uziq
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here's another good anecdote from korea (#38):

https://i.imgur.com/m3PCRmm.png

https://i.imgur.com/IwLd1gw.png
unnamednewbie13
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As the folksy wisdom goes, cats know when someone is allergic to them, and exploit that. One of the many reasons people call them assholes.
uziq
Member
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i lost 12 hours of my life to some sort of weird histamine deficit. my immune system felt shot.

for the next date, she's coming to my place.
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
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but did the cats like you?
tazz.
oz.
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now that's allergies. god damn.
everything i write is a ramble and should not be taken seriously.... seriously.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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https://i.imgur.com/JVCEuN4.png
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
unnamednewbie13
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Women get cucked like this too, all the time.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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That's why our forefathers prevented stuff like this from happening by making it clear which jobs are for men and which jobs are for women.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
unnamednewbie13
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Found a clustercuck story in the wild. Here you go, mac:

https://imgur.com/gallery/jxKmQ6I
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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unnamednewbie13 wrote:

Found a clustercuck story in the wild. Here you go, mac:

https://imgur.com/gallery/jxKmQ6I
This is what happens when you let women join the military.

You have a better shot at stability by sponsoring a stripper.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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One of my high school friends died in July. He was married. His widow showed up on Facebook dating today. Facebook recommended her to me since we have friends in common. I sent her a like.

Hmm, too soon?
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RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
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She's the one on FB dating
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SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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https://www.cnn.com/2021/12/13/politics … index.html

Murder plot to hide affair. Who needs 4 people to off one couple? Did they think the FBI wouldn't find out about the extortion plot once they started to investigate the murder or disappearance of the couple? Yikes.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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Guy that I cucked sent me a friend request on Facebook. On Christmas day.
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Larssen
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I was in spain a while ago and met this american couple from nyc. They were on holidays in Europe travelling together as friends or smth. It was more like the weird in-between of two people who had been dating for a while but it never progressed into a relationship and now they're friends but there's obvious unfinished business under the surface.

Most beautiful black girl I ever did see and a pudgy mexican dude who was a teacher at columbia university. The girl and I hit it off, ended up being invited back to their airbnb with some other people for some after clubbing drinks. Mind u I had no idea these two had a history and was blissfully ignorantly, drunkenly flirting with said beauty. I started talking to the guy for a bit to check if we were cool and asked them about how they ended up in spain, and he did say they used to date but 'he was too much of a player who liked to fuck around' and now they're friends. If I want to take her out and fk her I should, he said. Well seems great right. Couldn't help but feel the guy was a major tool who didn't realise he looked like someone's guatemalan tío and had been dating WAY out of his league. But fuck it, I was drunk, eyeing some Normani looking goddess AND had the dude's approval.

So I went back to talking with the girl but that obviously set something off, the guy came over and took her into the bedroom to talk. Girl came out crying and left the appartment, while we're in their airbnb with 5 other people who were just trying to have a good time. Ruined the mood so after a minute or two me and everyone else were like 'nah we're leaving' and said bye. On my way out I saw the girl again a few streets down the road. I walked up to her, we made out, she put her hands down my boxers for a bit but then eventually stepped back, said sorry and walked back to the appartment.

I felt kinda blue balled and weirded out by the whole situation and went to sleep it off.

Next evening I was in a random club and I meet the both of them AGAIN, girl came up hugging me from behind. Went to an afterparty some other place with them, started talking some more with her ex/friend whatever & the situation between them and he was like 'yeah I'm just an idiot but she'll do anything for me'.

Gotta tell you that felt really fucking awkward knowing she was giving me a handjob the night before. Not quite cucked, but what in the hell was that.

Don't worry I didn't partake in the mindgames and went home with someone else. Ironically it was a girl who I found out the next morning apparently had a boyfriend.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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+1 Bravo, Thank you for bringing the Christmas cheer.

Last edited by SuperJail Warden (2021-12-25 11:34:33)

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uziq
Member
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everyone in this escapade sounds about max 22 years old. partying at an airbnb? tears and relationship drama? handjobs in the street? randomly hitting on strangers at clubs? ‘a teacher at columbia’ lmao.

sounds fun but, my god, i don’t miss being 22.

Last edited by uziq (2021-12-25 13:08:22)

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