Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,810|6076|eXtreme to the maX
Had my hair cut by an Iraqi barber today, neat haircut, now I look like a terrorist.
He promised my father a free haircut if they could converse in Arabic, although its been a long time since he spoke the language.
Its closer than my usual place, will go back and get my hair done more often.
Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,053|6741|PNW

The chihuahua incident was particularly ridiculous and lamentable. I know uzique made fun of me because my family had one when I was a kid, but it was an unironically fun dog to have around. Lots of energy, kept the cat busy, danced on two legs. #justchihuahuathings
uziq
Member
+492|3422
getting a haircut is a 'good thing that happened in your life'? wow you really don't get out much, do you.
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,810|6076|eXtreme to the maX
I found a decent haircutter in walking distance, this is momentous.
Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,810|6076|eXtreme to the maX
My two good deeds for the day:

Paying the mechanic for the wheel bearings he missed off the bill

Listening to a refugee telling me how great it is to be in Australia
Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!
uziq
Member
+492|3422
refugees generally are quite greatful to their host countries. it's almost as if they're people fleeing humanitarian crises and human tragedies who only want to make a life elsewhere in peace.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+634|3689
I talked to an aide today that was from Egypt. She is Coptic and has been here 20 years. Coptics aren't refugees but the Muslims in Egypt treat them poorly. They are still treated better than Muslims in Israel though. That really says a lot about Israel. Maybe it is something about Judaism. I mean the U.S. does put children in cages on the border but at least we don't blockade and airstrike Mexico.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,053|6741|PNW

*looming skeletons in the US's western hemisphere closet*
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+634|3689

unnamednewbie13 wrote:

*looming skeletons in the US's western hemisphere closet*
Oh, you're right. I forgot Native Americans exist. At least we gave them land and casinos. Maybe that is what Gaza needs to do. Build some casinos.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,053|6741|PNW

*CIA man acting innocent*
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+634|3689
Good 2 cavities filled. I went in there expecting a root canal. The dentist said it looked worse on the x-ray than it really was. So I just needed cavities filled and the tooth will live another day.

Also saved at least $600 avoiding a root canal.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
uziq
Member
+492|3422
having two cavities filled was a good thing that happened to you? is there something you want to tell us?
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,053|6741|PNW

Saving any amount of money in American health is nice. Especially at the dentist's. Teeth are a luxury item.
uziq
Member
+492|3422
think a little harder about innuendo.
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,053|6741|PNW

Taking advantage of an orgy joke is not not worth passing up an opportunity to mock health care pricing over here. srs bns
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,053|6741|PNW

I guess it could still work for billing though.
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,810|6076|eXtreme to the maX
Caught up with a uni chum. He has less hair than I do. Serves him right for mocking me a few years ago.

https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/55217562.jpg

Also bought some underpants
Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!
uziq
Member
+492|3422

Dilbert_X wrote:

Caught up with a uni chum. He has less hair than I do. Serves him right for mocking me a few years ago.

https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/55217562.jpg

Also bought some underpants
i bet he doesn't live with his parents though.
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,810|6076|eXtreme to the maX
Tried my new underpants today.

Super-comfy and not made in China - the win goes on.
Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,053|6741|PNW

Could still be made from prison/slave/both labor depending on where you got them.
uziq
Member
+492|3422
textiles and garment workers live in effective slavery even in countries like the U.K. (leicester is notable for it.).

wouldn’t surprise me if aussies get their cheap clothing from indonesia or vietnam tbh.
pirana6
Go Cougs!
+682|6260|Washington St.
a meme stock I bought a few months ago finally shot up today. I feel dirty. I should sell and donate the proceeds to a charity.
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,736|6707|Oxferd Ohire
Went to a soccer match. Sellout crowd. Haven't been to one since March 2020. We lost but it was nice being there.
https://i.imgur.com/tMvdWFG.png
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+634|3689
I have been watching a lot of police interrogation videos. I have learned a bunch of new interrogation skills if I ever need them.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+634|3689
Now that Pride Month is over it is safe for Christians like me to go outside again.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg

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