First World Problems

2015-09-21 12:30:01

#6651

FEOS: Bellicose Yankee Air Pirate; +1,182|6657|'Murka

6.5 hr conference call.

YGBSM.

“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”
― Albert Einstein
Doing the popular thing is not always right. Doing the right thing is not always popular

2015-09-21 16:40:49

#6652

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5604|London, England

And you had to take the minutes didn't ya

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2015-09-23 03:14:14

#6653

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,815|6352|eXtreme to the maX

No meeting should last longer than 30mins, then again my father's last conference lasted three years....

Fuck Israel

2015-09-23 08:15:34

#6654

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5604|London, England

Post office tried to deliver a package to my office three times:

First time was before my office opens.
Second time was on a Saturday.
Third time was after my office closes.

They've now declared it undeliverable and sent it back to the sender.

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2015-09-23 08:29:26

#6655

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +641|3966

Should have just went to the post office to pick it up.

2015-09-23 09:25:51

#6656

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5604|London, England

I would if they had left a slip. The main post office for Manhattan is across the street

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2015-09-23 11:36:17

#6657

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,979|6878|949

post office delivers before and after operating hours? Do you work at a bank?

2015-09-23 12:08:53

#6658

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5604|London, England

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
post office delivers before and after operating hours? Do you work at a bank?

They showed up at 8 am and 6:15 pm

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2015-09-23 12:22:47

#6659

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,979|6878|949

damn. It's unfortunate for your particular situation, but post office delivering at 8am is not a bad thing.

2015-09-23 12:35:33

#6660

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +641|3966

I get my Amazon stuff delivered to my parents home. The UPS guy knows to stick it under the patio furniture's chair if no one is home by now.

Someone is going to call the police on me one day for pulling into the driveway, taking a package, and driving off with it.

2015-09-25 13:18:53

#6661

unnamednewbie13: Moderator; +2,053|7018|PNW

Monster seems to have added sucralose or recently increased its amount. Now my emergency wake-up juice tastes like ass.

2015-09-25 14:45:31

#6662

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,979|6878|949

how do you know how ass tastes?

My chipotle burrito artists did a very poor job making my burrito today

2015-09-25 15:03:43

#6663

uziq: Member; +496|3698

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
how do you know how ass tastes?

you're thinking of the wrong guy to bait. unnamednewbie is the guy that rims his dog's ass.

i think the human ass-eater was irishpride.

Last edited by uziq (2015-09-25 15:04:16)

2015-09-25 17:55:57

#6664

unnamednewbie13: Moderator; +2,053|7018|PNW

My dog is dead.

2015-09-25 18:18:01

#6665

coke: Aye up duck!; +440|6955|England. Stoke

unnamednewbie13 wrote:
My dog is dead.

2015-09-25 23:36:52

#6666

Dauntless: Admin; +2,249|6988|London

erm, that's even worse?

2015-09-26 00:06:06

#6667

uziq: Member; +496|3698

unnamednewbie13 wrote:
My dog is dead.

yes but how does it add to the taste?

2015-09-26 04:02:00

#6668

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +641|3966

This is a FWP thread. We don't eat dogs in the first world. This ain't Russia.

2015-09-27 17:48:41

#6669

Dauntless: Admin; +2,249|6988|London

It's almost impossible to watch an NFL game without having all the other games ruined.

2015-09-27 20:22:11

#6670

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,054|6869|Little Bentcock

I dont like the showboating in nfl. Even Haynes has started doing it

2015-09-28 21:06:24

#6671

unnamednewbie13: Moderator; +2,053|7018|PNW

uziq wrote:
unnamednewbie13 wrote:
My dog is dead.
yes but how does it add to the taste?

Take it to Fetishes & Fantasy's.

2015-10-08 08:49:54

#6672

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5604|London, England

Why is the area around my office inundated with ugly fat people in costumes today? Ah yes, comic con

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2015-10-08 09:09:16