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Bellicose Yankee Air Pirate
+1,182|6381|'Murka

6.5 hr conference call.

YGBSM.
“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”
― Albert Einstein

Doing the popular thing is not always right. Doing the right thing is not always popular
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5328|London, England
And you had to take the minutes didn't ya
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,810|6076|eXtreme to the maX
No meeting should last longer than 30mins, then again my father's last conference lasted three years....
Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5328|London, England
Post office tried to deliver a package to my office three times:

First time was before my office opens.
Second time was on a Saturday.
Third time was after my office closes.

They've now declared it undeliverable and sent it back to the sender.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+634|3689
Should have just went to the post office to pick it up.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5328|London, England
I would if they had left a slip. The main post office for Manhattan is across the street
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,973|6602|949

post office delivers before and after operating hours?  Do you work at a bank?
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5328|London, England

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

post office delivers before and after operating hours?  Do you work at a bank?
They showed up at 8 am and 6:15 pm
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,973|6602|949

damn.  It's unfortunate for your particular situation, but post office delivering at 8am is not a bad thing.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+634|3689
I get my Amazon stuff delivered to my parents home. The UPS guy knows to stick it under the patio furniture's chair if no one is home by now.

Someone is going to call the police on me one day for pulling into the driveway, taking a package, and driving off with it.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,053|6741|PNW

Monster seems to have added sucralose or recently increased its amount. Now my emergency wake-up juice tastes like ass.
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,973|6602|949

how do you know how ass tastes?

My chipotle burrito artists did a very poor job making my burrito today
uziq
Member
+492|3422

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

how do you know how ass tastes?
you're thinking of the wrong guy to bait. unnamednewbie is the guy that rims his dog's ass.

i think the human ass-eater was irishpride.

Last edited by uziq (2015-09-25 15:04:16)

unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,053|6741|PNW

My dog is dead.
coke
Aye up duck!
+440|6679|England. Stoke

unnamednewbie13 wrote:

My dog is dead.
Dauntless
Admin
+2,249|6712|London

erm, that's even worse?
https://imgur.com/kXTNQ8D.png
uziq
Member
+492|3422

unnamednewbie13 wrote:

My dog is dead.
yes but how does it add to the taste?
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+634|3689
This is a FWP thread. We don't eat dogs in the first world. This ain't Russia.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
Dauntless
Admin
+2,249|6712|London

It's almost impossible to watch an NFL game without having all the other games ruined.
https://imgur.com/kXTNQ8D.png
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,053|6592|Little Bentcock
I dont like the showboating in nfl. Even Haynes has started doing it
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,053|6741|PNW

uziq wrote:

unnamednewbie13 wrote:

My dog is dead.
yes but how does it add to the taste?
Take it to Fetishes & Fantasy's.
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5328|London, England
Why is the area around my office inundated with ugly fat people in costumes today? Ah yes, comic con
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+634|3689
But Jay, you are fat...
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,736|6707|Oxferd Ohire
so you admit hes not ugly
https://i.imgur.com/tMvdWFG.png
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+634|3689
Putting ugly in front of fat is redundant. There is no such thing as sexy fat.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg

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