A middle eastern woman asked me if I was Egyptian at the post office yesterday. I should get a haircut
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there's a barber in Syria that would do it for free. just ask for ISIS, and tell 'em you want a little off the top.SuperJail Warden wrote:
A middle eastern woman asked me if I was Egyptian at the post office yesterday. I should get a haircut
Steve-0 wrote:
there's a barber in Syria that would do it for free. just ask for ISIS, and tell 'em you want a little off the top.SuperJail Warden wrote:
A middle eastern woman asked me if I was Egyptian at the post office yesterday. I should get a haircut
Cannabis supply is low and my "guy" is in FLA until next week.
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Aren't you a bartender? Shouldn't you have like 10 guys?
I have to give the cat a 4 week course of 2 pills a day.
2 weeks in:
Each pill takes 1-5 attempts.
Each attempt he bites my finger in EXACTLY the same spot.
FML
2 weeks in:
Each pill takes 1-5 attempts.
Each attempt he bites my finger in EXACTLY the same spot.
FML
Fuck Israel
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Can you crush the pill or does it have to be swallowed whole?Dilbert_X wrote:
I have to give the cat a 4 week course of 2 pills a day.
2 weeks in:
Each pill takes 1-5 attempts.
Each attempt he bites my finger in EXACTLY the same spot.
FML
If so, you could pulverize it and mix it with your cat's favourite pasty.
squeeze your fingers on the back edges of the jaw either side, then throw it down and rub their throat ezDilbert_X wrote:
I have to give the cat a 4 week course of 2 pills a day.
2 weeks in:
Each pill takes 1-5 attempts.
Each attempt he bites my finger in EXACTLY the same spot.
FML
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everything i write is a ramble and should not be taken seriously.... seriously. ♥
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Sell the cat. Buy a dog.
globefish23 wrote:
If so, you could pulverize it and mix it with your cat's favourite pasty.
He's perfected the art of spitting it straight back.tazz. wrote:
squeeze your fingers on the back edges of the jaw either side, then throw it down and rub their throat ez
Fuck Israel
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Went out drinking tonight. Can't fall asleep though. Every time I drink I can't sleep. I will stay up until I am sober and then longer. Even after I take my medication, which should have a heavy sedative effect, I still just lay awake. It is 3AM and I wish I was in dreamland.
It isRTHKI wrote:
fat people claiming bmi is bs
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
works for most people, especially the fat people claiming they arent fat
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Fat people are ruining the environment.
of course they are, taking up more space and allSuperJail Warden wrote:
Fat people are ruining the environment.
OkRTHKI wrote:
works for most people, especially the fat people claiming they arent fat
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
why is it bs, lot more sensible than raw weight.Jay wrote:
It isRTHKI wrote:
fat people claiming bmi is bs
I think we had this conversation before, but it doesn't work at all for muscular people. The only real way to test body fat is to put people in a water tank and test their density.jsnipy wrote:
why is it bs, lot more sensible than raw weight.Jay wrote:
It isRTHKI wrote:
fat people claiming bmi is bs
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
Isn't that just the best method to get bmi vs trying to compute it statically?Jay wrote:
I think we had this conversation before, but it doesn't work at all for muscular people. The only real way to test body fat is to put people in a water tank and test their density.jsnipy wrote:
why is it bs, lot more sensible than raw weight.Jay wrote:
It is
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Having muscles doesn't necessarily mean you are healthy.
Being scrawny makes you more likely to die if you get sickSuperJail Warden wrote:
Having muscles doesn't necessarily mean you are healthy.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
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High BMI people of all types are more susceptible to a lot of health conditions that little people don't have to worry about or can better recover from.
Unless you mean something like bacterial meningitis.
Unless you mean something like bacterial meningitis.
I'm the guy in the t-shirt. Do I look obese in this picture? Because according to BMI I was at the time.
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"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat