SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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A middle eastern woman asked me if I was Egyptian at the post office yesterday. I should get a haircut
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Steve-0
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SuperJail Warden wrote:

A middle eastern woman asked me if I was Egyptian at the post office yesterday. I should get a haircut
there's a barber in Syria that would do it for free. just ask for ISIS, and tell 'em you want a little off the top.
cowami
OY, BITCHTITS!
+1,106|6534|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

Steve-0 wrote:

SuperJail Warden wrote:

A middle eastern woman asked me if I was Egyptian at the post office yesterday. I should get a haircut
there's a barber in Syria that would do it for free. just ask for ISIS, and tell 'em you want a little off the top.
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CC-Marley
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Cannabis supply is low and my "guy" is in FLA until next week.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+641|3964
Aren't you a bartender? Shouldn't you have like 10 guys?
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Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,815|6351|eXtreme to the maX
I have to give the cat a 4 week course of 2 pills a day.
2 weeks in:
Each pill takes 1-5 attempts.
Each attempt he bites my finger in EXACTLY the same spot.

FML
Fuck Israel
globefish23
sophisticated slacker
+334|6568|Graz, Austria

Dilbert_X wrote:

I have to give the cat a 4 week course of 2 pills a day.
2 weeks in:
Each pill takes 1-5 attempts.
Each attempt he bites my finger in EXACTLY the same spot.

FML
Can you crush the pill or does it have to be swallowed whole?
If so, you could pulverize it and mix it with your cat's favourite pasty.
tazz.
oz.
+1,338|6419|Sydney | ♥

Dilbert_X wrote:

I have to give the cat a 4 week course of 2 pills a day.
2 weeks in:
Each pill takes 1-5 attempts.
Each attempt he bites my finger in EXACTLY the same spot.

FML
squeeze your fingers on the back edges of the jaw either side, then throw it down and rub their throat ez

Last edited by tazz. (2015-04-16 22:54:06)

everything i write is a ramble and should not be taken seriously.... seriously.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+641|3964
Sell the cat. Buy a dog.
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Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,815|6351|eXtreme to the maX

globefish23 wrote:

If so, you could pulverize it and mix it with your cat's favourite pasty.
https://i.imgur.com/ZzJr6.jpg

tazz. wrote:

squeeze your fingers on the back edges of the jaw either side, then throw it down and rub their throat ez
He's perfected the art of spitting it straight back.
Fuck Israel
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+641|3964
Went out drinking tonight. Can't fall asleep though. Every time I drink I can't sleep. I will stay up until I am sober and then longer. Even after I take my medication, which should have a heavy sedative effect, I still just lay awake. It is 3AM and I wish I was in dreamland.
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RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,741|6982|Cinncinatti
fat people claiming bmi is bs
https://i.imgur.com/tMvdWFG.png
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5603|London, England

RTHKI wrote:

fat people claiming bmi is bs
It is
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,741|6982|Cinncinatti
not
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RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,741|6982|Cinncinatti
works for most people, especially the fat people claiming they arent fat
https://i.imgur.com/tMvdWFG.png
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+641|3964
Fat people are ruining the environment.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
Steve-0
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SuperJail Warden wrote:

Fat people are ruining the environment.
of course they are, taking up more space and all
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5603|London, England

RTHKI wrote:

works for most people, especially the fat people claiming they arent fat
Ok
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
jsnipy
...
+3,277|6767|...

Jay wrote:

RTHKI wrote:

fat people claiming bmi is bs
It is
why is it bs, lot more sensible than raw weight.
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5603|London, England

jsnipy wrote:

Jay wrote:

RTHKI wrote:

fat people claiming bmi is bs
It is
why is it bs, lot more sensible than raw weight.
I think we had this conversation before, but it doesn't work at all for muscular people. The only real way to test body fat is to put people in a water tank and test their density.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
jsnipy
...
+3,277|6767|...

Jay wrote:

jsnipy wrote:

Jay wrote:

It is
why is it bs, lot more sensible than raw weight.
I think we had this conversation before, but it doesn't work at all for muscular people. The only real way to test body fat is to put people in a water tank and test their density.
Isn't that just the best method to get bmi vs trying to compute it statically?
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+641|3964
Having muscles doesn't necessarily mean you are healthy.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5603|London, England

SuperJail Warden wrote:

Having muscles doesn't necessarily mean you are healthy.
Being scrawny makes you more likely to die if you get sick
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+641|3964
High BMI people of all types are more susceptible to a lot of health conditions that little people don't have to worry about or can better recover from.

Unless you mean something like bacterial meningitis.
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Jay
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I'm the guy in the t-shirt. Do I look obese in this picture? Because according to BMI I was at the time.

Last edited by Jay (2015-04-22 06:31:09)

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

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