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SuperJail Warden wrote:

I stalked an Asian girl.
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pirana6
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The fact that you keep making sure we know she's asian is concerning to me Macb
Adams_BJ
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Was she asian?
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
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no she was an onion
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War Man
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RTHKI wrote:

no she was an onion
Maybe an Asian looking hispanic?
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pirana6
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Dilbert_X
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SuperJail Warden wrote:

There was an Asian girl on my school's bus that I locked eyes with. I wasn't staring at her, but actually I was. It was one of those instances where you are just looking around on a long bus ride and happen to lock eyes with the most vulnerable and insecure looking person. We both looked away, except I didn't. We got off the bus at the same stop and I decided to stalk her. I saw her in the parking garage going to her car and continued stalking. She saw me from across the building also. We both got into our cars and started to drive. I was behind her and she must have saw me stalking her in her rear view mirror.

There is only one way to the turnpike from there and I was stalking her the whole time. She started driving really fast. I guess she thought I was following her and she was right. So she is driving really fast and I am just keeping my pace and hanging back, but within range in case she stops and makes a run for it. When we came to a roundabout she had to stop and I got closer again. She then sped up really quickly and hit another car.

It didn't look serious and I figured that if I got out to check on her she might flip out or something. So I just decided to keep driving and look for another victim.

tl;dr I think I made an Asian girl get into a car accident, and I didn't get to rape no-one.
How can you tell if you made eye contact? Don't you mean slit contact?
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Adams_BJ
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Dilbert_X wrote:

SuperJail Warden wrote:

There was an Asian girl on my school's bus that I locked eyes with. I wasn't staring at her, but actually I was. It was one of those instances where you are just looking around on a long bus ride and happen to lock eyes with the most vulnerable and insecure looking person. We both looked away, except I didn't. We got off the bus at the same stop and I decided to stalk her. I saw her in the parking garage going to her car and continued stalking. She saw me from across the building also. We both got into our cars and started to drive. I was behind her and she must have saw me stalking her in her rear view mirror.

There is only one way to the turnpike from there and I was stalking her the whole time. She started driving really fast. I guess she thought I was following her and she was right. So she is driving really fast and I am just keeping my pace and hanging back, but within range in case she stops and makes a run for it. When we came to a roundabout she had to stop and I got closer again. She then sped up really quickly and hit another car.

It didn't look serious and I figured that if I got out to check on her she might flip out or something. So I just decided to keep driving and look for another victim.

tl;dr I think I made an Asian girl get into a car accident, and I didn't get to rape no-one.
How can you tell if you made eye contact? Don't you mean slit contact?
So she wasn't wearing underwear? Nice
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*noice
Finray
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I dunno why this thread still exists. It's 5 and a half years old, which means anyone who would have been of an age where it was even remotely acceptable for them to ask for help with girls on the internet would now be at least 21, and surely by 21 you know how to talk to girls..

Case in point; this guy has been in a relationship for a year and a half and lives with the girl and hasn't asked for help, and we can all remember what he once posted in this very thread.

Also,

https://i.imgur.com/IlV1SXO.png
https://i.imgur.com/qwWEP9F.png
DesertFox-
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It is odd that you would ask strangers who don't know the people in question, so you'd only get very vague advice of dubious usefulness depending on your situation. I <3 you guys, but ain't asking any of you fuckers about how to hollattabitch.
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its really good entertainment though.
killer21
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KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

its really good entertainment though.
This.

DesertFox- wrote:

It is odd that you would ask strangers who don't know the people in question, so you'd only get very vague advice of dubious usefulness depending on your situation. I <3 you guys, but ain't asking any of you fuckers about how to hollattabitch.
And this. 

Last edited by killer21 (2014-04-29 07:33:10)

RTHKI
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_j5689_
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O.K. I got a legitimate one:

A girl at work who's married with four kids (a different one from the one I was talking about before) told me that she's horny while we were at work.  I had already suspected she at least thought I was cute, she loses her shit when I flirt with her and lately she's been coming up to my desk and talking about how much her husband sucks.  But even through all the bergers, I know exactly what "I'm horny" means, and it's for making much more than just conversation.

I'm not enough of a piece of shit to do anything with the other married girl that I like way more, so I'm definitely not gonna do anything with this one but wtf do I do.  This feels really uncomfortably wrong.

Btw, the cherry on top is she has dreads too lol
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
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Touch dreads, let her touch your Weiner.
Shahter
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_j5689_ wrote:

wtf do I do.
what's wrong with just telling her like you actually see this whole thing? radical honesty, you know, always worked for me.
if you open your mind too much your brain will fall out.
_j5689_
Dreads & Bergers
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I'm not sure what you're saying
DrunkFace
Germans did 911
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_j5689_ wrote:

I'm not sure what you're saying
Repeat after me.
"Sorry, but I don't sleep with with married hoes."

"Also get a fucking hair cut, geez."
SuperJail Warden
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she has four kids? lol
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
_j5689_
Dreads & Bergers
+364|6687|Riva, MD
Two from the previous marriage/relationship(a guy who she said has tried to stalk her and break into her house on multiple occasions after they broke up), and I think the other two are from her current marriage, including the baby she just had in August, she said she's done having kids though.  She herself just turned 28 in December I think.  I myself just turned 22 on the 26th so that makes it even stranger

Last edited by _j5689_ (2014-05-06 08:12:42)

Finray
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bitch is bad news, abort mission.
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SuperJail Warden
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do you have a picture you can post? i need to make judgment
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