America desperately needs sex education.
Shifty is Swiss. blame it on them.
Just use a condom if she's not on the pill. I have a friend who has gotten his gf pregnant 3 times in the last 3 years, you really don't want to go through that shit.
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fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice, shame on me. fool me three times,DUnlimited wrote:
I have a friend who has gotten his gf pregnant 3 times in the last 3 years, you really don't want to go through that shit.
I can't remember if I mentioned this or not but condoms make her break out or something she says it's a latex issue or something.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
ahahhaahaha god youre stupid.-Sh1fty- wrote:
I can't remember if I mentioned this or not but condoms make her break out or something she says it's a latex issue or something.
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Yeah I suppose. I'd hate to think she's lying though.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
there are other types of condoms though
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
you can get latex free condoms. our university gives them out free.
why on earth is she not on the pill then?
I feel like you're going to be a dad any time soon shitfy
I feel like you're going to be a dad any time soon shitfy
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I talked about this with her a few moments ago, we're going to give those a shot. There's a place nearby that sells them apparently.Winston_Churchill wrote:
you can get latex free condoms. our university gives them out free.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Correct - Prayer stops you from getting AIDSJay wrote:
Pulling out doesn't stop you from getting AIDS.
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Any place like a CVS/Walgreens should have them. Mind you, last I checked they were like 6x as expensive.-Sh1fty- wrote:
I talked about this with her a few moments ago, we're going to give those a shot. There's a place nearby that sells them apparently.Winston_Churchill wrote:
you can get latex free condoms. our university gives them out free.
The King James Version of the bible for the Book of John, chapter 11 verse 35 reads;
"Jesus wept."
i hope that Jesus, May Peace Be Upon Him, does not, at this time, feel like the Lone Ranger.
"Jesus wept."
i hope that Jesus, May Peace Be Upon Him, does not, at this time, feel like the Lone Ranger.
Just pull out in time and shoot her in the face, hair, mouth what ever. No condom needed if she is your one and only partner/girlfriend.-Sh1fty- wrote:
I can't remember if I mentioned this or not but condoms make her break out or something she says it's a latex issue or something.
Which means she's slept with other people both with and without condoms, get yourself to the clinic...-Sh1fty- wrote:
I can't remember if I mentioned this or not but condoms make her break out or something she says it's a latex issue or something.
Then get thee to a nunnery.coke wrote:
Which means she's slept with other people both with and without condoms, get yourself to the clinic...-Sh1fty- wrote:
I can't remember if I mentioned this or not but condoms make her break out or something she says it's a latex issue or something.
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The question is, why would you want to pull out?
I mean, shortly before the climax, you're basically reverting from sex to masturbation.
Those are the best orgasms, where you penetrate really deep and get to the climax at approximately the same time.
(Even better if the one orgasms triggers the partner's orgasm.)
Like a breaking levee.
Self control is the last thing that I want during sex.
Use latex-free condoms for your own safety!
If you think you can trust her enough in terms of fidelity and STDs, the next choice would be a transdermal hormone patch.
They have lower hormone dosages and less adverse effects and also are safer since you only change them monthly and can't forget your daily pill.
Next up would be the hormone spiral, which has the same advantages as above, but needs a gynecologist to be inserted.
If you don't want children (or already have enough illegitimate ones in Switzerland), go for a vasectomy.
A few hundred dollars and a 1 hour outpatient operation with local anesthetics and you don't have to worry anymore (except for STDs of course).
If done with a modern method (one punched hole instead of two incisions; additional cauterization), there are barely any problems and the success rates are 99.9% or higher. (Also, it's reversible with an 80% success rate.)
Furthermore, with a condom and/or a vasectomy, you keep responsibility in your hands.
You also avoid potential hormonal side effects for the woman.
In conclusion, since you're young and have no offspring yet (apart of your secret Swiss brood), you should use condoms.
If you one day settle with one woman you trust, go for a vasectomy (after you have children or decide you don't want any).
I mean, shortly before the climax, you're basically reverting from sex to masturbation.
Those are the best orgasms, where you penetrate really deep and get to the climax at approximately the same time.
(Even better if the one orgasms triggers the partner's orgasm.)
Like a breaking levee.
Self control is the last thing that I want during sex.
Use latex-free condoms for your own safety!
If you think you can trust her enough in terms of fidelity and STDs, the next choice would be a transdermal hormone patch.
They have lower hormone dosages and less adverse effects and also are safer since you only change them monthly and can't forget your daily pill.
Next up would be the hormone spiral, which has the same advantages as above, but needs a gynecologist to be inserted.
If you don't want children (or already have enough illegitimate ones in Switzerland), go for a vasectomy.
A few hundred dollars and a 1 hour outpatient operation with local anesthetics and you don't have to worry anymore (except for STDs of course).
If done with a modern method (one punched hole instead of two incisions; additional cauterization), there are barely any problems and the success rates are 99.9% or higher. (Also, it's reversible with an 80% success rate.)
Furthermore, with a condom and/or a vasectomy, you keep responsibility in your hands.
You also avoid potential hormonal side effects for the woman.
In conclusion, since you're young and have no offspring yet (apart of your secret Swiss brood), you should use condoms.
If you one day settle with one woman you trust, go for a vasectomy (after you have children or decide you don't want any).
Ding ding ding globe hits the nail on the head.
Also shifty get yourself to a gum clinic - you've got the clap.
I'm serious, get yourself tested.
Again, no satire, no sarcasm, get tested.
Also shifty get yourself to a gum clinic - you've got the clap.
I'm serious, get yourself tested.
Again, no satire, no sarcasm, get tested.
you should get tested though, in all seriousness.