Confession Thread

Someone once told me it was impossible to jerk off from start to finish standing on only one foot. I tried, succeeded and have done it that way since.
**Except for when I sprained my ankle last fall.

Malloy must go

2013-08-25 19:54:31

#10

Steve-0: Karma limited. Contact Admin to Be Promoted.; +215|4206|SL,UT

i don't know how i got so much karma on my last account. i was rude, belligerent, and drunk, and pretty much a stereotypical get-off-my-lawn type of old man.

2013-08-25 20:03:04

#11

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,054|6868|Little Bentcock

Also, funny as fuck.

2013-08-25 20:14:28

#12

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6399|what

I don't deserve all this karma.

2013-08-25 20:18:52

#13

Steve-0: Karma limited. Contact Admin to Be Promoted.; +215|4206|SL,UT

AussieReaper wrote:
I don't deserve all this karma.

QFT

2013-08-25 20:20:21

#14

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6399|what

I hate racism and Americans.

2013-08-25 20:21:40

#15

Steve-0: Karma limited. Contact Admin to Be Promoted.; +215|4206|SL,UT

AussieReaper wrote:
I hate racism and Americans.

what a coincid . . . fuck you.

2013-08-26 01:57:26

#16

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,054|6868|Little Bentcock

USA is Canada's shorts.

2013-08-26 02:25:41

#17

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,815|6352|eXtreme to the maX

I'm not actually fat.

I'm 6'1, my BMI is bang on perfect.
I have been super-fit, at the peak of my mountain-biking prime I had my body fat measured at 4%, the tech reset the machine and repeated it twice because he couldn't believe it.
When I was at Loughborough I was a guinea pig in a sports science project and kicked a few sports science students asses pretty hard. Its educational to know what it takes to really acheive in sport, if you're not throwing up, passing out or ready to die then you're not really trying.
When you do a pretty hard session and the supervisor says, "according to the machine that was 60% of your limit, tomorrow you're going to do 90%" its scary, having your heart rate over 200 for 10 minutes while you're breathing into a machine and have a line in your arm is an experience.

I think the 'Dilbert is fat' meme came from many flamefests with usmarine, which invariably included 'yeah but you're fat lol' so I went with it "yeah I'm like super fat actually" which seemed to bring him some peace for some reason.

It seemed to enrage Uzique even more than anything else, so I got some good mileage out of it (and a few other things) there.
Sometimes its informative to throw out a little snippet, true or not, and see what people do with, the decent people have sympathy and advice, the insecure hate-filled narcissists pick it up and use it as a weapon.

Fuck Israel

2013-08-26 03:48:14

#18

deeznutz1245: Connecticut: our chimps are stealin yo' faces.; +483|6739|Connecticut

I think Dilbert is a fat sounding name though. It's like the name Angela, a lot of Angela's are fat. $10 says you know one. Women named Kim tend to have big titties and Danielle's are usually pretty slutty.

Malloy must go

2013-08-26 16:39:40