Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,810|6076|eXtreme to the maX
Thats for not being recognised on CCTV dumbo.
Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,053|6741|PNW

I'm out of bagels so I have to drive to the bakery.
deeznutz1245
Connecticut: our chimps are stealin yo' faces.
+483|6463|Connecticut
My wife bought generic toilet paper today. I had to run to Walmart and get my own private stash of  2 ply Charmin.
Malloy must go
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,053|6741|PNW

Single ply, huh? *pulls out twice as much...and done!*
bennisboy
Member
+829|6616|Poundland

unnamednewbie13 wrote:

Single ply, huh? *pulls out twice as much...and done!*
TP in the states sucks. We frequently have 3/4 ply over here
globefish23
sophisticated slacker
+334|6293|Graz, Austria
Hmm...
Even the cheapest, non-brand toilet paper around here are 3-ply minimum.
I think you can only get 2-ply or less from wholesale, where apparently cheap bars and restaurants get theirs from.

IMO, all these fancy 4-ply ones feel like wiping your ass with a towel.
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,053|6592|Little Bentcock
I'm pretty sure 2 ply is the bare minimum here too.
krazed
Admiral of the Bathtub
+619|6750|Great Brown North

globefish23 wrote:

IMO, all these fancy 4-ply ones feel like wiping your ass with a towel.
and it is glorious
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6282

Most public restrooms here seem to only have single ply. Either that or 2-ply that feels like you're wiping your ass with tree bark.
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,053|6592|Little Bentcock
glorious tree bark
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,053|6741|PNW

2-ply is sufficient for 100% finger protection without clogging the toilet when you flush. 1-ply makes me think I'm at a cheap restaurant or a gas station.
pirana6
Go Cougs!
+682|6260|Washington St.
I use 0-ply cause i'm not a bitch
UnkleRukus
That Guy
+236|5006|Massachusetts, USA
I use #3 steel wool. The burrs left behind help keep me clean.
If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.
deeznutz1245
Connecticut: our chimps are stealin yo' faces.
+483|6463|Connecticut

pirana6 wrote:

I use 0-ply cause i'm not a bitch
Lol
Malloy must go
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,053|6741|PNW

pirana6 wrote:

I use 0-ply cause i'm not a bitch
Yeah remind me to never shake your hand.
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,053|6592|Little Bentcock
Would you shake mine?
Little BaBy JESUS
m8
+394|6118|'straya

Adams_BJ wrote:

Would you shake mine?
Would a dingo shit on a goanna's back?
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,053|6592|Little Bentcock
Only if he's a quality dingo and the goanna is cool with it. Can't have charges being laid.
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,053|6592|Little Bentcock
Also I spat pasta all over the lounge when I read that.
Little BaBy JESUS
m8
+394|6118|'straya
Glad I could be of assistance.
Canin
Conservative Roman Catholic
+280|6445|Foothills of S. Carolina

Apparently someone tried to hack my Steam account. Got an email notification to reset my password. FWP
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,053|6592|Little Bentcock
Had a dream chuy shut down the forums
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,736|6707|Oxferd Ohire
iphones r dumb
https://i.imgur.com/tMvdWFG.png
pirana6
Go Cougs!
+682|6260|Washington St.

Adams_BJ wrote:

Had a dream chuy shut down the forums
I daydream every day he'll FIX them so we can search correctly and make polls.

oh well
LittleBitchy
I hope Hell has wi-fi.
+150|5429|Yeah, there :)
Out of Nutella
Fall seven times. Stand up eight.

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