No, fuck off, you don't know me.Steve-0 wrote:
you married a Volvo?Extra Medium wrote:
j/k. besides, Warman thinks Volvo is another word for pussy.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
post of the year 2013, close the forum now, we've peaked.Extra Medium wrote:
I sit in an office idiot. Stop making wild assumptions.
Seriously though:
1. I make more money in a year than you do (will) in 3. (6 figures homie)
2. I have more fun and do more bad ass shit than you ever will. (When was the last time you picked up 15,000lbs of anything at once, or ran a camera 12,000 feet underground, or flew in a lear jet to work, or fucking sat and watched someone sign a 23 million dollar invoice in front of you while you ate a turkey sandwich?)
3. My career and myself will contribute more to overall society in a year than you will in your entire life. (My industry literally makes every other industry possible.)
4. I didn't have to go to college to do it. (Enjoy your debt)
5. Outside of English Lit and a bunch of humanities and culture shit, I'm smarter than you in every conceivable way. (I doubt you even know something as simple as what a male end connection is) quick, google it!!!
6. Realistically, come on bro, I could physically make you my bitch if we were to ever meet. (I probably would just to say I did, I would Alpha all over your face)
7. Do you even lift?
8. You're still so immature you think beauty has something to do with the value of a woman. lol. (Enjoy your high maintenance wives and multiple divorces, alimony and child supports in your near future)
9. My wife would kick the shit out of your girlfriend. (To the point of your girlfriend permanently losing aesthetic value)
10. My kids are straight Aryan bro. (My kids will probably own your kids someday)
Come at me bro.
A 10 word reply from Uzi. I did something right.
it's 2am and i'm watching a documentary in bed. you can't have my undivided attention all the time. plus what is there to say when someone on a forum takes it to the "i can paste you in real life" level of bluster. male-end connector? idiot, my grandad made his millions in real-estate and contracting. i was on a building site in a hard-hat being taken up scaffolding when i was about 6. one of the earliest family photos i have. but yes, tell me more about your job is so valuable. i love how blue-collar people justify their inane lives. in 50 years time your kids won't be ruling shit, because their jobs will be replaced by machines. morlocks in the mud (google that reference!!!)
and once again, i don't have any debt. this isn't the us. i also have a trust-fund. enjoy your swamp-wife.
and once again, i don't have any debt. this isn't the us. i also have a trust-fund. enjoy your swamp-wife.
haha u mad bru?
lol you just patiently wrote out a numbered list justifying your life. post of the year 2013.
You guys... <3
Uzi's girlfriend looks like generic white girl trash. Tell her mom I'm sorry for her cancer and her dad I'm so sorry for his diabetes.
I could probably get Uzi's girl off 10 times with my 6 inch penis before he gets her off with his 7 incher.
Yeah, your girlfriend is a POS ugly slut who banged 4 other dudes in a fuck-buddy relationship before you. I said it.
I could probably get Uzi's girl off 10 times with my 6 inch penis before he gets her off with his 7 incher.
Yeah, your girlfriend is a POS ugly slut who banged 4 other dudes in a fuck-buddy relationship before you. I said it.
Alpha as fuck.
She is one ugly mofo.
I feel like the cryhammer is gonna get me the banhammer. Saving the picture to have some... fun... with it on the internet.
I got your back EM.
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Alpha as fuck.
She's not Asian, Nyte. What kind of fucking thread do you think this is?
I do whatever I want in any thread I want.DesertFox- wrote:
She's not Asian, Nyte. What kind of fucking thread do you think this is?
Alpha as fuck.
I like your style.Nyte wrote:
I do whatever I want in any thread I want.DesertFox- wrote:
She's not Asian, Nyte. What kind of fucking thread do you think this is?
Fuck ebugsWar Man wrote:
No, fuck off, you don't know me.Steve-0 wrote:
you married a Volvo?Extra Medium wrote:
j/k. besides, Warman thinks Volvo is another word for pussy.
Marry Gooners
Kill warman
in that order?
Would you like my old textbook on how to thread a male end?Extra Medium wrote:
I sit in an office idiot. Stop making wild assumptions.
Seriously though:
1. I make more money in a year than you do (will) in 3. (6 figures homie)
2. I have more fun and do more bad ass shit than you ever will. (When was the last time you picked up 15,000lbs of anything at once, or ran a camera 12,000 feet underground, or flew in a lear jet to work, or fucking sat and watched someone sign a 23 million dollar invoice in front of you while you ate a turkey sandwich?)
3. My career and myself will contribute more to overall society in a year than you will in your entire life. (My industry literally makes every other industry possible.)
4. I didn't have to go to college to do it. (Enjoy your debt)
5. Outside of English Lit and a bunch of humanities and culture shit, I'm smarter than you in every conceivable way. (I doubt you even know something as simple as what a male end connection is) quick, google it!!!
6. Realistically, come on bro, I could physically make you my bitch if we were to ever meet. (I probably would just to say I did, I would Alpha all over your face)
7. Do you even lift?
8. You're still so immature you think beauty has something to do with the value of a woman. lol. (Enjoy your high maintenance wives and multiple divorces, alimony and child supports in your near future)
9. My wife would kick the shit out of your girlfriend. (To the point of your girlfriend permanently losing aesthetic value)
10. My kids are straight Aryan bro. (My kids will probably own your kids someday)
Come at me bro.
I'll sell it to you cheap. You might learn something!
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
Well Uzi? You didn't answer the most important question.Extra Medium wrote:
7. Do you even lift?
>6 inch penisNyte wrote:
Uzi's girlfriend looks like generic white girl trash. Tell her mom I'm sorry for her cancer and her dad I'm so sorry for his diabetes.
I could probably get Uzi's girl off 10 times with my 6 inch penis before he gets her off with his 7 incher.
Yeah, your girlfriend is a POS ugly slut who banged 4 other dudes in a fuck-buddy relationship before you. I said it.
TOP
FUCKING
LEL
TBH uzi's mrs is pretty fit. I don't dig the clothes she wears, but I would give him a high 5.
A high five slap to her ugly slut face maybe.
Nah, I'd rather keep my hand clean. God knows how many other guys jizzed on her face before him.
Nah, I'd rather keep my hand clean. God knows how many other guys jizzed on her face before him.
Alpha as fuck.
Other than the fact that she reminds me of John Cusack she doesn't look bad.
So you would fuck John cusack?
She also suffers from rosacea as well as those characteristic cheeks which will sag like a 75 year old pair of titties in 5-10 years.
I suppose she'd be a nice wham bam thank you ma'am for a few months. Then ditch the bitch for something better.
She also suffers from rosacea as well as those characteristic cheeks which will sag like a 75 year old pair of titties in 5-10 years.
I suppose she'd be a nice wham bam thank you ma'am for a few months. Then ditch the bitch for something better.
Last edited by Nyte (2013-07-18 21:05:46)
Alpha as fuck.
Yes.... yes I would. If he was a hot female.Nyte wrote:
So you would fuck John cusack?
To each their own.Roc18 wrote:
Yes.... yes I would. If he was a hot female.Nyte wrote:
So you would fuck John cusack?
Anyways, I think I've done enough damage. I'll be back to check up on things in a few days.
Alpha as fuck.
yeah cougar's kids are straight aryans. theyd be on SS posters if they were born in germany in the 40s.
yeah macbeth that dude hitting on those asian girls is a fucking idiot. er mah gerd my brother likes rolex's, let me bother you even more when youre at work coz i know you cant have a shitty attitude against me coz youre working.
nyte its not like youve been banging hot asian girls, you can't really comment on other people's wimminz.
yeah macbeth that dude hitting on those asian girls is a fucking idiot. er mah gerd my brother likes rolex's, let me bother you even more when youre at work coz i know you cant have a shitty attitude against me coz youre working.
nyte its not like youve been banging hot asian girls, you can't really comment on other people's wimminz.
