Good things that have happened in your life lately

2013-06-04 05:06:22

#1551

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,815|6350|eXtreme to the maX

Uzique The Lesser wrote:
sure is fine when a wheelchair-bound live-at-home lonely 40 something with a creaky heart that's going to kill him soon tells me to "kys".

take a deep breath of that summer breeze. ain't it wonderful.

Its winter, derp.

Last edited by Dilbert_X (2013-06-04 05:30:45)

Fuck Israel

2013-06-04 05:16:42

#1552

Uzique The Lesser: Banned; +382|4499

we own the time standard, and we own you. colonies do not get to tell us what season it is. your time is GMT-/+, and your season is summer. if it's cold there, tough shit. shoulda thought a little harder about moving to a barren rock for prison inmates and feral rapists.

2013-06-04 05:36:31

#1553

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,815|6350|eXtreme to the maX

Good luck taxing us.

Fuck Israel

2013-06-04 07:03:10

#1554

Uzique The Lesser: Banned; +382|4499

we don't need to because all of the aussie expats have already paid their rich millions' worth of taxes anyway, amirite

2013-06-04 15:52:54

#1555

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,054|6867|Little Bentcock

I am going to visit you in 2015 uzi. To know what sort of life I could have had if my forefathers werent cunts and moved here.

2013-06-04 16:13:16

#1556

Uzique The Lesser: Banned; +382|4499

there'll always be a spare room in the house of my heart for you adams

2013-06-05 01:42:36

#1557

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,815|6350|eXtreme to the maX

Uzique The Lesser wrote:
we don't need to because all of the aussie expats have already paid their rich millions' worth of taxes anyway, amirite

More than offset by the net migration of high net worth individuals migrating to Aus

Fuck Israel

2013-06-05 06:03:24

#1558

Uzique The Lesser: Banned; +382|4499

i always thought it was jay here who had a laughable regard of his own wealth, but it turns out it's you

2013-06-06 02:35:44

#1559

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|5830

no more burnzz

2013-06-06 04:01:50

#1560

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,815|6350|eXtreme to the maX

Uzique The Lesser wrote:
i always thought it was jay here who had a laughable regard of his own wealth, but it turns out it's you

Where did I mention myself?

Fuck Israel

2013-06-06 04:30:49

#1561

Uzique The Lesser: Banned; +382|4499

oh yeah all those other aussies historically who have had high net-worths and have paid a history of taxes to the UK.

i guess all those convicts were loaded.

2013-06-07 01:26:51

#1562

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,815|6350|eXtreme to the maX

http://www.guardian.co.uk/global-develo … -shortages

Fuck Israel

2013-06-07 02:49:49

#1563

Uzique The Lesser: Banned; +382|4499

yep, brain drains are nothing new. doesn't have the same alarmist feel to it that it did in the 1920's, when nations were more rigid and isolated. it's a global marketplace now. british qualifications are often considered top-rate in a global marketplace. i don't blame well-qualified professionals for moving abroad. there is no question in my mind, vis-a-vis a future academic career, that i would accept contracts and visiting posts at foreign universities.

advanced western state = trains advanced workers/specialists = international job-market and industries.

not to mention a fair amount of political and economic mismanagement in the UK. if you don't want a generic services or finance job, and if you're not from the ruling class - i.e. want to get into law/academia/journalism/architecture/some such old profession without contacts - then you're probably better off taking your shiny UK-degree(s) to a foreign country with better mobility.

2013-06-07 06:14:41

#1564

_j5689_: Dreads & Bergers; +364|6961|Riva, MD

My brother called me on the way back from work, and told me to come up to my high school where he works since it was the last day so we could see how much I could bench press. He's into the working out thing and I've been doing push-ups here and there so he got curious.

I benched 135 5 times, which isn't much I think for somebody who actually works out but damn good for somebody like me who's never lifted in their life(bro). My muscles feel so stiff and awesome right now, lol

2013-06-07 06:29:05

#1565

Uzique The Lesser: Banned; +382|4499

heroin will help you loosen joints and unwind tired tendons.

2013-06-07 06:31:20

#1566

_j5689_: Dreads & Bergers; +364|6961|Riva, MD

I should just ask my friend for contacts for some of his old dealers, it sounds like good, wholesome stuff

2013-06-07 09:07:59

#1567

Nyte: Legendary BF2S Veteran; +535|6996|Toronto, ON

_j5689_ wrote:
My brother called me on the way back from work, and told me to come up to my high school where he works since it was the last day so we could see how much I could bench press. He's into the working out thing and I've been doing push-ups here and there so he got curious.

I benched 135 5 times, which isn't much I think for somebody who actually works out but damn good for somebody like me who's never lifted in their life(bro). My muscles feel so stiff and awesome right now, lol

You shouldn't benchpress. You should do body weight stuff instead like clapping push ups, supermans, diamonds, spidermans, etc.

Benchpress range of motion (as well as all other types of exercises with weights) is severely limited. Sure you get big and ripped in those "easy-to-see" muscles but you'd still be weaker than a farmer half your weight.

All you need to stay fit is:
- Running (or swimming)
- Pull-ups (and its variants: wide-grip overhand, close-grip underhand, close-grip overhand, switchovers, and the final form muscle ups)
- Push-ups (and its variants: military, diamond, revolver, spiderman, one armed, and the final form planche pushups)
- Squats (and its variants: wall squat hold, squat jumps, pistols, and the final form alternating jumping pistols)

All those juiced up guidos will be fatter than your typical American in 10 years while you'll be fitter than a 20 year old athlete.

Alpha as fuck.

2013-06-07 16:23:02

#1568

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,054|6867|Little Bentcock

Nyte wrote:
_j5689_ wrote:
My brother called me on the way back from work, and told me to come up to my high school where he works since it was the last day so we could see how much I could bench press. He's into the working out thing and I've been doing push-ups here and there so he got curious.

I benched 135 5 times, which isn't much I think for somebody who actually works out but damn good for somebody like me who's never lifted in their life(bro). My muscles feel so stiff and awesome right now, lol
You shouldn't benchpress. You should do body weight stuff instead like clapping push ups, supermans, diamonds, spidermans, etc.

Benchpress range of motion (as well as all other types of exercises with weights) is severely limited. Sure you get big and ripped in those "easy-to-see" muscles but you'd still be weaker than a farmer half your weight.

All you need to stay fit is:
- Running (or swimming)
- Pull-ups (and its variants: wide-grip overhand, close-grip underhand, close-grip overhand, switchovers, and the final form muscle ups)
- Push-ups (and its variants: military, diamond, revolver, spiderman, one armed, and the final form planche pushups)
- Squats (and its variants: wall squat hold, squat jumps, pistols, and the final form alternating jumping pistols)

All those juiced up guidos will be fatter than your typical American in 10 years while you'll be fitter than a 20 year old athlete.

And all those guidos will be getting laid while youre trying to tell them how fast you can do a half marathon.

fuck off.

2013-06-07 16:29:44

#1569

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|5830

I'm healthy and exercise but I don't bulk up even though I can afford supplements and steroids. Unless you keep up with it will turn into fat. I also like being slim so there is that.

5'9 : 150, 23/m/nj r u 4 sexes chat?

2013-06-07 17:49:57