The BF2s girl-problems thread

2013-04-17 18:56:08

#15276

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|7059

pirana6 wrote:
Wait wait, you want to pursue a career in reptiles but don't want to go to college? What exactly do you want to do that is supplied by classes at a CC instead of a 2/4/8 year degree?

he's already said he's gonna raise medical marijuana in Cali.

shit's so cash . . .

2013-05-18 10:21:55

#15277

Jaekus: I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose; +957|5740|Sydney

I'm pretty sure this could do with a revive...

Last edited by Jaekus (2013-05-18 23:44:43)

2013-05-18 10:26:22

#15278

RTHKI: mmmf mmmf mmmf; +1,752|7299|Cinncinatti

it was fine dead

2013-05-18 10:42:29

#15279

Jaekus: I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose; +957|5740|Sydney

Pretty sure my post has proper killed it.

2013-05-18 18:13:26

#15280

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,061|7184|Little Bentcock

I forgot about this thread

2013-05-18 21:46:04

#15281

-Whiteroom-: Pineapplewhat; +572|7220|BC, Canada

Stop fucking bumping it! It died with shifty.

2013-05-19 02:16:51

#15282

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,061|7184|Little Bentcock

I dunno nic, did it?

2013-05-19 13:25:51

#15283

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|6147

I had a girl problem in a dream.

2013-08-02 14:17:04

#15284

pirana6: Go Cougs!; +700|6852|Washington St.

has this thread ever gone 2 and a half months without a post?

anyway, not really an issue but for shits:

My gf says her last bf liked to be choked during sexytimes. Are there any guys here that like that? I've heard of a few girls (though none of my ex's or current) that like it.

2013-08-02 15:25:14

#15285

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|7062|so randum

i had sex with a girl today. she wants to have sex tomorrow, but tomorrow is a book reading, beer drinking day.

this is a problem.

Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2013-08-02 15:33:22

#15286

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|6147

Is she Asian?

2013-08-02 15:37:10

#15287

pirana6: Go Cougs!; +700|6852|Washington St.

FatherTed wrote:
but tomorrow is beer drinking day.

everyday

2013-08-02 15:44:41

#15288

DesertFox-: The very model of a modern major general; +796|7246|United States of America

pirana6 wrote:
has this thread ever gone 2 and a half months without a post?

anyway, not really an issue but for shits:

My gf says her last bf liked to be choked during sexytimes. Are there any guys here that like that? I've heard of a few girls (though none of my ex's or current) that like it.

One of my friends said her last boyfriend wanted her to drop dumbells on his balls (like 1lbers, but you still don't fucking want that dropping on your nuts). Then they broke up and he started stalking her so... yeah

2013-08-02 19:06:41

#15289

killer21: Because f*ck you that's why.; +400|7152|Reisterstown, MD

This is the type of thread that you can go back to page 1 and read it all and enjoy. It's that good and hilarious

Last edited by killer21 (2013-08-02 19:07:25)

2013-08-02 20:01:44

#15290

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|6147

whatever Trayvon

2013-08-02 21:30:50

#15291

Steve-0: Karma limited. Contact Admin to Be Promoted.; +216|4521|SL,UT

pirana6 wrote:
FatherTed wrote:
but tomorrow is beer drinking day.
everyday

this thread assumes there is a problem before you even click on the link.

you*r problem is

you treat women like women and you don't treat the person you want to be with like a person.

the person you spend twenty years with understands that you like drinking beer.

the girl problem understands that she is interchangeable with a beer,

the person you spend twenty years with understands that you have interests outside of your relationship.

the girl problem understands that she just came in second place to three other guys because she can't swing a golf club for shit. and you won't help look for her pink golf ball.

the person you spent twenty years with understands that your man cave is a room in a house that is an investment of wealth.

the girl problem understands that you are not paying attention to her or the petty problems her BFF is experiencing - you are on a computer logged into a forum for an eight year old video game.

the person you spend twenty years with gives you the space to rage at a monitor, and knows you are simply being simple.

the girl problem doesn't understand why you keep interacting with losers on bf2s when there is such a thing as twitter, facebook, and instagram.

2013-08-02 22:23:20

#15292

Spearhead: Gulf coast redneck hippy; +731|7251|Tampa Bay Florida

Girl asks me for my number.... I don't ask her for hers

I think I F'ed up there

2013-08-02 22:40:25

#15293

Brasso: member; +1,549|7192

Spearhead wrote:
Girl asks me for my number.... I don't ask her for hers

I think I F'ed up there

this has happened to me before. was way too drunk. i was just happy she asked for my number instead of the other way around. and i derped.

"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"

2013-08-03 03:20:28

#15294

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|7035|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Remember this one time I was walking to the subway after work on a hot summer evening. This absolutely smoking hot chick walks towards me, looks me in the eyes smiling and starts to open her mouth like she is about to say something and what happens next. I know I was the only one within about 10m radius since I just walked out of the pub where I had a beer and when I came out I noticed the walkway was almost empty. I have no damn idea what the hell went into me but instead of being the normal me and stopping to talk to her, I point my eyes on the pavement and walk straight down to the subway. Guys, not like this

2013-08-03 06:10:18

#15295

FFLink: There is.; +1,380|7252|Devon, England

Ha ha, at least you can laugh about it.

2013-08-03 08:35:19

#15296

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|7035|6 6 4 oh, I forget

This topic needs more Shifty and his crazy teenage women. Hey you random grunts posting here, don't you get any leave during boot camp? Or shouldn't he be already done with it by now?

2013-08-03 08:36:09

#15297

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5920|London, England

Done months ago if he went

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2013-08-03 08:49:12

#15298

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|7035|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Either he got tossed out and he's too ashamed to back and admit it or then he got shipped to Whateveristan to fight the axis of evil.

2013-08-03 10:15:56

#15299

Brasso: member; +1,549|7192

wait who are you?

"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"

2013-08-03 10:17:26

#15300

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|6147

Androo. Christ get it together people

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