Rate the girl above you

2013-03-13 20:25:44

#7426

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5615|London, England

Jaekus wrote:
Jay wrote:
I was friends with enough strippers whilst in the army to say that most of them get into it just because it's easy money and they don't have any other skills. They don't see it as being much different from waitressing, except the tips are better and guys hand them blow. Some of them are just failed gold diggers that are waiting for some rich guy to fall in love with them while dancing and sweep them off to Monaco (happened to a stripper friend in Austin). Some of them really just get off on feeling wanted by the creepy sort of men that frequent strip clubs, others feel so disgusted with their lives at the end of the night that the last thing they want to do is have sex, or think about sex. The former move on to porn if given the opportunity, the latter save their pennies and get the fuck out of the business as soon as they can.
Once at a strip club with some mates we had a couple strippers chatting to us at our table. We were discussing how expensive the drinks were and one said "drink spirits, because it metabolises faster and thus gets you drunk quicker". We shot back with "what are you studying?" She said "becoming a nutritionist". She said she was from Sydney (this was in Brisbane) and whilst none of her friends or family knew what she was doing she didn't really mind it, said she saw it as a bit of fun and the money was really good, which meant she had more time for study to get through uni.

One of my friends had a really bitchy roommate in law school that would get super pissy if she had any friends over or interrupted her study time with noise, and was just generally unpleasant to live with. Her roommate only went out rarely, never had a boyfriend or anything, and pretty much kept to herself. Halfway through their last year together, there was an article in the paper about a prostitution ring that was busted up and she was on the front page. She literally gave no clues about the other life she was living. Pretty funny

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2013-03-13 23:17:26

#7427

PigPopTart: Shotgun whore; +133|6546|Pacific NW, USA

Macbeth wrote:

She seems approachable.

She is a real sweat heart

She would look just like my ex in this picture if her cheeks were a little sharper and she was a shade or two browner

As I was scrolling I hesitated and became worried that the last pic would be of her sporting a cock. srs.

Rufknsrsbro?

2013-03-13 23:40:58

#7428

DUnlimited: got any popo lolo intersting?; +1,160|6720|cuntshitlake

PigPopTart wrote:
Macbeth wrote:

She seems approachable.

She is a real sweat heart

She would look just like my ex in this picture if her cheeks were a little sharper and she was a shade or two browner
As I was scrolling I hesitated and became worried that the last pic would be of her sporting a cock. srs.

100% trap holy shit

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2013-03-14 00:37:15

#7429

-Whiteroom-: Pineapplewhat; +572|6916|BC, Canada

2013-03-14 12:03:52

#7430

LittleBitchy: I hope Hell has wi-fi.; +150|5716|Yeah, there :)

https://headblitz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Miranda-Kerr-bikini.jpg

Fall seven times. Stand up eight.

2013-03-14 15:29:38

#7431

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,054|6879|Little Bentcock

someone photoshop on a neck brace

2013-03-14 17:40:47

#7432

Brasso: member; +1,549|6887

glad she's ok

"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"

2013-04-04 08:54:11

#7433

pirana6: Go Cougs!; +691|6547|Washington St.

not really my forte but I know a lot of guys like her so...

2013-04-04 08:58:27

#7434

Uzique The Lesser: Banned; +382|4511

she wouldn't get so much attention if she wasn't a whole generation of teen-boys wet dream harry potter fantasy.

2013-04-04 12:37:19

#7435

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|5842

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c8/Pinayavatar.jpg

19th century Filipino-Spanish mix. She was a mistress of a powerful Spaniard. Beautiful isn't she?

2013-04-04 12:39:15

#7436

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6754

she's dead, i'm sure even you could catch her now . . .

2013-04-04 14:47:38

#7437

bennisboy: Member; +829|6903|Poundland

Uzique The Lesser wrote:
she wouldn't get so much attention if she wasn't a whole generation of teen-boys wet dream harry potter fantasy.

Same goes for most famous women though. Being famous tends to get you noticed

2013-04-04 14:49:07

#7438

Uzique The Lesser: Banned; +382|4511

bennisboy wrote:
Uzique The Lesser wrote:
she wouldn't get so much attention if she wasn't a whole generation of teen-boys wet dream harry potter fantasy.
Same goes for most famous women though. Being famous tends to get you noticed

well ya, true. she's not that hot though. her poshness is hot. but other than that, she's just dressed- and made-up- well.

2013-04-04 14:56:04

#7439

bennisboy: Member; +829|6903|Poundland

Uzique The Lesser wrote:
bennisboy wrote:
Uzique The Lesser wrote:
she wouldn't get so much attention if she wasn't a whole generation of teen-boys wet dream harry potter fantasy.
Same goes for most famous women though. Being famous tends to get you noticed
well ya, true. she's not that hot though. her poshness is hot. but other than that, she's just dressed- and made-up- well.

True true. Looks pretty good in that photo, but inn general not outrageous. Altho I would never say no!

2013-04-04 16:05:44

#7440

Brasso: member; +1,549|6887

she has a nice body in that photo

"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"

2013-04-05 03:05:15

#7441

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,815|6363|eXtreme to the maX

https://a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/108/182f2f40eb2346228913e0cd787cf2f4/l.jpg

Last edited by Dilbert_X (2013-04-05 03:09:57)

Fuck Israel

2013-04-05 05:10:50

#7442

Uzique The Lesser: Banned; +382|4511

no.

you can never fancy a woman who has deigned to dye her EYEBROWS.... the same colour as her fluorescent neck-band.

Last edited by Uzique The Lesser (2013-04-05 05:11:35)

2013-04-05 05:27:56

#7443

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|5842

Looks a bit like the joker.Would hit it anyway. 8/10

2013-04-05 05:32:49

#7444

Uzique The Lesser: Banned; +382|4511

she looks like the sort of girl who enjoys going to comic conventions with 'loud' hair and flesh-bearing and potentially cartoon-themed outfits in order to garner attention from a specialty specimen of sub-class male. only one conclusion: mentally imbalanced.

2013-04-05 05:37:08

#7445

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|5842

Whenever girls color their hair those colors, I always assume there's something wrong with them.

2013-04-05 05:41:27

#7446

Uzique The Lesser: Banned; +382|4511

'dyed hair' is a listed symptom in the american psychiatrists' association handbook.

Last edited by Uzique The Lesser (2013-04-05 05:41:40)

2013-04-05 06:20:16

#7447

Jaekus: I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose; +957|5435|Sydney

There's a section on bean counting in there too.

2013-04-05 06:44:09

#7448

Roc18: `; +655|6048|PROLLLY PROLLLY PROLLLY

Uzique The Lesser wrote:
she looks like the sort of girl who enjoys going to comic conventions with 'loud' hair and flesh-bearing and potentially cartoon-themed outfits in order to garner attention from a specialty specimen of sub-class male. only one conclusion: mentally imbalanced.

Lol your taste in women is shit.