This will cheer you up.-Sh1fty- wrote:
Well this isn't really who I want to be.
Never heard that song before.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Reinvention is always worth it
Anyway, am I the only person that would rather have sex with somebody I like/love than just random girls for the sake of sex? It's like there's no point to it if you don't like the person even if they're attractive.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
A page ago you were telling us how you wouldnt fuck the fatty until you whipped her into shape.-Sh1fty- wrote:
Anyway, am I the only person that would rather have sex with somebody I like/love than just random girls for the sake of sex? It's like there's no point to it if you don't like the person even if they're attractive.
Dickhead.
Bullshit. I said I didn't find her attractive and I didn't want to have sex with her. Then I said she made a new years resolution to get in shape. I didn't say I would screw her if she got in shape.
Either way this is all very confusing to me and I don't think I know what I should do.
Either way this is all very confusing to me and I don't think I know what I should do.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Easy! Quench your newly developed insatiable sexual appetite by screwing rollerpig.
When the deed is done, feel dirrty and ashamed and swear to yourself that's the last time you EVER do that.
(Only to screw the shit out of her again in about 3-4 days when bradth3penor cant take it anymore)
When the deed is done, feel dirrty and ashamed and swear to yourself that's the last time you EVER do that.
(Only to screw the shit out of her again in about 3-4 days when bradth3penor cant take it anymore)
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
Just screw the fatty. She's asking for it and the only people who will know are us on here. You can live down a bit of internet notoriety for the greater good.
shifty whatever you do, don't go down on her.
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
do it, you only live once, right?
What's going to happen if you get to your deathbed and only screwed one girl who ended up not being interested?
And you need to screw a fatty at some point.
What's going to happen if you get to your deathbed and only screwed one girl who ended up not being interested?
And you need to screw a fatty at some point.
I sure have.PrivateVendetta wrote:
And you need to screw a fatty at some point.
Big boobies.
No regrets.
It's a rite of passage. I did mine whilst quite drunk, on my brother's bed when he was away for the weekend. tbf, she wasn't obese, just a bit on the chubby side.
I told my brother a couple years later. He wasn't overly impressed.
I told my brother a couple years later. He wasn't overly impressed.
A rite of passage since when?
Inner beauty
If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.
I've got till Monday to think about it. She'll probably ask me then again.
She lives real close by and her house is empty four days out of the week.
She lives real close by and her house is empty four days out of the week.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Don't think of it as boning a chick you don't have feelings for or find attractive. Think of it as practice for when you do find someone like that.
I just made it up.unnamednewbie13 wrote:
A rite of passage since when?
But really, most guys have porked a girl they haven't found super attractive. Usually when drunk though
Anyway, you don't need to bone a hundred chicks before finding the right one, but I would say having been with at least a few will give you valuable experience.
Last edited by Jaekus (2013-01-04 17:57:16)
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
but you will go to hell
If you don't want to do it, don't. I remember being 16 at a party when two girls came up to me and both wanted to snog me. I was keen until one said that her friend had kissed 8 guys that night and she had only kissed 7 so she needed to kiss me to make it even, but her friend also wanted to kiss me so she could beat her friend.
I was sober and they were drunk. All I could think about was how much saliva from other dudes I would get in my mouth. So I didn't do it.
Maybe if I had been drunk it might've been a different story
I was sober and they were drunk. All I could think about was how much saliva from other dudes I would get in my mouth. So I didn't do it.
Maybe if I had been drunk it might've been a different story
smoothy haha
#YOLOPrivateVendetta wrote:
do it, you only live once, right?
What's going to happen if you get to your deathbed and only screwed one girl who ended up not being interested?
And you need to screw a fatty at some point.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p … ice%20girlpirana6 wrote:
Don't think of it as boning a chick you don't have feelings for or find attractive. Think of it as practice for when you do find someone like that.
Here's my plan
>Buy planet fitness membership for fatty
>Go to gym with her and develop a relationship
>she slims down and turns hot
>you can start a fulfilling relationship with a banging chick that you stuck with through thick and thin (pun intended)
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If she came to PT our recruiters would make her lose weight faster than anything else
That plan sounds cool though Roc. Thing is, losing or gaining weight is a lifestyle change and changing the way you live is a big deal. I want to gain weight but it costs a lot of money in protein shakes and food. Yeah it's possible, but it has to be sustainable. I imagine losing weight is easier because you just don't eat as much and exercise more. I think it's easier to endure hunger than to be bloated 24/7 just to gain weight.
That plan sounds cool though Roc. Thing is, losing or gaining weight is a lifestyle change and changing the way you live is a big deal. I want to gain weight but it costs a lot of money in protein shakes and food. Yeah it's possible, but it has to be sustainable. I imagine losing weight is easier because you just don't eat as much and exercise more. I think it's easier to endure hunger than to be bloated 24/7 just to gain weight.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
fat chicks give great head. cause they're so hungry.
What you heard is out of date. Thought you were referring to me spamming this thread, mind must of been wanderin.-Sh1fty- wrote:
You don't leave her alone from what I hear. If that's true you're spamming. I don't care if there's a proper definition for it, the internet definition of spamming is bombarding somebody with something incessantly.War Man wrote:
? Look up at some examples of spam please.-Sh1fty- wrote:
damn it warman even I know not to spam
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.