No, thanks.DUnlimited wrote:
i bet you're gay
But if you smile and play nice with everyone else at the bar, I'll let you keep your delusions that you've got a chance.
But if you smile and play nice with everyone else at the bar, I'll let you keep your delusions that you've got a chance.
you can't be rude to me i've got a pair of titties too
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DUnlimited wrote:
you can't be rude to me i've got a pair of titties too
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
oh go away jay we have enough fat men in this relationship
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False.Finray wrote:
besides although sex with a condom on compared to without is fucking terrible, it's still better than whacking off.
Your hand doesn't make you wear a glove to whack off.
Though, if you don't know the girl well enough to know she doesn't have a STD, or you don't know her well enough to know if you'd be willing to have a kid with her - wear a condom.
"Tee hee, I'm on the pill. Don't worry about a condom" Is how my Dad ended up with my clinically psychotic step-mother, and my two half-sisters.
The nice girls will be telling the truth, the psychotic closet sociopaths will be lying.
Ending up tied to a crazy chick for the rest of your life, sharing a child with her... makes Species or Alien look like a touching interspecies love story. At least the aliens in those movies killed their baby-daddies mercifully quickly. Crazy chics get off on watching the poor dumb guy suffer for decades.
On the off chance anyone is curious why I'm NOT all over any chic who flashes a come-hither look and a pair of tits, it is precisely because of the train-wreck relationships I've seen people (like my Dad) suffer through.
Take a couple of months, get to know the girl first.
If she can't wait, find the next one.
It's not about religion or morality, it's about "Don't stick your dick in crazy".
Respect!rdx-fx wrote:
99 problems, and women be three of them.
Yes, we all can go have a beer or four after work.
No, I'm not going to fuck you.
No, another beer won't change that answer.
Hotter girls than you have jumped on me, with a pile of tits in my face, when I was passed out.
Answer was still "No, thanks"
Have you met my wife?
She's the petite redheaded hottie.
Have you met my little girl?
She's the little kindergardener that calls the petite redheaded hottie "Mom".
Why on earth would I risk all that for drunken sloppy marginal coworker sex?
Amazing.
Women don't seem to comprehend being friend-zoned.
Is a pair of tits supposed to make her exempt from the friend zone?
WTF, Over?
Fall seven times. Stand up eight.
Annnd back to being 99 problems but a bitch not being one of them
There's no way I'm going to do it with this girl that wants to. I find her completely unattractive.
Tomorrow I'm going to ask that girl exactly what Tucker said. I believe it was "I'd like to see you again soon, what night works for you?" I'm not sure if she just wants sex or if she wants more. I would be happy with either.
Tomorrow I'm going to ask that girl exactly what Tucker said. I believe it was "I'd like to see you again soon, what night works for you?" I'm not sure if she just wants sex or if she wants more. I would be happy with either.
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And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Somebody has to be Captain Ahab. It's usually the tall skinny kid.
Want to see pics of what we're talking about here?
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
we know you are hanging to show us.
shifty no offense but i really don't think you of all people should be sat making disparaging remarks about people's experience on the internet.
i bet in a parallel universe there's another forum where a bunch of girls are sat discussing how ugly you are.
i bet in a parallel universe there's another forum where a bunch of girls are sat discussing how ugly you are.
Like I said I feel bad about it.
Either way "you of all people" is uncalled for and I don't care if you think I'm not good looking. I'm the judge in this situation because I'm the one who is going to be potentially doing things with her not you. I'm just saying I don't find her very attractive. I know I put it harshly.
Either way "you of all people" is uncalled for and I don't care if you think I'm not good looking. I'm the judge in this situation because I'm the one who is going to be potentially doing things with her not you. I'm just saying I don't find her very attractive. I know I put it harshly.
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And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Fat chicks need loving too - just post the pics Sh1fty
Fuck Israel
She's the girl standing up. She was like 120 pounds last time I saw her.
Are my standards way too high? I am confused
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
oh god lol
Yeah so I don't want to lol. I am not desperate by any means.
Now to hook up again with the hottie...
Now to hook up again with the hottie...
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
no, don't be like that. play the field.-Sh1fty- wrote:
Yeah so I don't want to lol. I am not desperate by any means.
Now to hook up again with the hottie...
who has the better personality?
The hottie
I like her anyway, and I started talking to her because I wanted to date her. She quickly showed that she wanted a FWB not a relationship. I'd prefer the latter but I enjoyed our one night as the former. I think I tried to push a relationship and she stopped talking to me. So I'm going to try tucker's line.
#2 is a nice girl but...I don't think I could even get hard. She's a friend I don't think I can see her as anything else.
I like her anyway, and I started talking to her because I wanted to date her. She quickly showed that she wanted a FWB not a relationship. I'd prefer the latter but I enjoyed our one night as the former. I think I tried to push a relationship and she stopped talking to me. So I'm going to try tucker's line.
#2 is a nice girl but...I don't think I could even get hard. She's a friend I don't think I can see her as anything else.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
she blocked me on facebook I can't get any lol
looking back I understand why but I need to undo this mess somehow. FWB is an awesome situation especially with a girl who's that hot
looking back I understand why but I need to undo this mess somehow. FWB is an awesome situation especially with a girl who's that hot
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Thats bad luck but surely you can post some pics.-Sh1fty- wrote:
she blocked me on facebook I can't get any lol
Fuck Israel
nah I can't I can't access her FB for pics
What happened was we were texting for like a week everyday regularly and she apparently liked that but then Friday night she send me a text canceling our hbanging out the next day. Next day I text her good morning like she used to do to me and she wouldn't reply. Then I texted her somethign random a few hours later like we do often and she didn't reply. So I was wondering and I called her asking if we were still off for that day and she said yeah. I told her I'd call her in a few hours so we could talk casually like we used to and I called her three more times with hour intervals or so and she kept sending my calls to voicemail by hitting the hang-up button.
On the phone earlier she said she hadn't received any of my texts. BS
anyway so I send her a MSG on facebook cause she wouldn't reply to my calls and I said try deleting our messages (we had hundreds) cause both our phones have really limted message storing space. Then sunday I text her asking if I could come over that night and she said no, I asked her what she was up to for chirstmas and she replied but then didn't reply to a text I send just after I got hers. So then anyway I texted her that night asking her if she was ok and everything was cool and she deleted me from FB and hasn't responded to my texts. Also her edit: BEST FRIEND not boyfriend, damnit, and she's a girl the Best friend...knows I hooked up with her and asked me on FB if I did.
Whenever I type long stories like this I don't really put a lot of effort into clarity so I'm sorry if it's confusing.
What happened was we were texting for like a week everyday regularly and she apparently liked that but then Friday night she send me a text canceling our hbanging out the next day. Next day I text her good morning like she used to do to me and she wouldn't reply. Then I texted her somethign random a few hours later like we do often and she didn't reply. So I was wondering and I called her asking if we were still off for that day and she said yeah. I told her I'd call her in a few hours so we could talk casually like we used to and I called her three more times with hour intervals or so and she kept sending my calls to voicemail by hitting the hang-up button.
On the phone earlier she said she hadn't received any of my texts. BS
anyway so I send her a MSG on facebook cause she wouldn't reply to my calls and I said try deleting our messages (we had hundreds) cause both our phones have really limted message storing space. Then sunday I text her asking if I could come over that night and she said no, I asked her what she was up to for chirstmas and she replied but then didn't reply to a text I send just after I got hers. So then anyway I texted her that night asking her if she was ok and everything was cool and she deleted me from FB and hasn't responded to my texts. Also her edit: BEST FRIEND not boyfriend, damnit, and she's a girl the Best friend...knows I hooked up with her and asked me on FB if I did.
Whenever I type long stories like this I don't really put a lot of effort into clarity so I'm sorry if it's confusing.
Last edited by -Sh1fty- (2012-12-30 17:22:27)
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Much to learn in internet stalking you have.
Fuck Israel