double wrap
I wonder if she'd be honest if I asked her if she had anything or if that would offend her?
I definitely prefer the hotty over the fatty but I won't talk to hotty till Monday and I'll give her WPA's line obviously. I really don't know this girl too well so yeah what do you guys think I should do? I don't want to ruin my life over a few hours of fun with an STD/STI.
I definitely prefer the hotty over the fatty but I won't talk to hotty till Monday and I'll give her WPA's line obviously. I really don't know this girl too well so yeah what do you guys think I should do? I don't want to ruin my life over a few hours of fun with an STD/STI.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
So wear a condom. It's not rocket science.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
It's penis science.
e: seriously though I don't know anything about sexually transmitted anything. Can I get anything from doing oral?
e: seriously though I don't know anything about sexually transmitted anything. Can I get anything from doing oral?
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And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Herpes.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
not so sure I want to do the big girl anymore
(she said she got the IUD cause of cramps though)
(she said she got the IUD cause of cramps though)
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
thrush
chlamydia
chlamydia
yes you can get diseases from oral.
no they aren't as likely.
yes some are permanent.
ask if she has anything before you do (just before you do, not at like dinner or some shit. it's commonplace to ask just to make sure. ive asked with every girl beforehand and they've all asked me. it's not personal youre just looking out for you).
yes some girls get the IUD because it helps
yes they don't want babies before 25/27/30 whatev so it's smart
no it doesn't mean they're a slut though it is a flag they might be
wrap your shit regardless. 1 hour of fun isn't worth 1 lifetime of non-fun from the next girls who all turn you down because of the disease from girl #1 (or #2 in your case)
no they aren't as likely.
yes some are permanent.
ask if she has anything before you do (just before you do, not at like dinner or some shit. it's commonplace to ask just to make sure. ive asked with every girl beforehand and they've all asked me. it's not personal youre just looking out for you).
yes some girls get the IUD because it helps
yes they don't want babies before 25/27/30 whatev so it's smart
no it doesn't mean they're a slut though it is a flag they might be
wrap your shit regardless. 1 hour of fun isn't worth 1 lifetime of non-fun from the next girls who all turn you down because of the disease from girl #1 (or #2 in your case)
Shouldn't they teach this shit in school? My school was bad for Sex Ed, but I still learnt the basics.
The above sounds pretty solid, though.
E: Worth knowing that Chlamydia is curable.
The above sounds pretty solid, though.
E: Worth knowing that Chlamydia is curable.
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shifty was homeschooled. and a lot of US states are abstinent only programs.FFLink wrote:
Shouldn't they teach this shit in school? My school was bad for Sex Ed, but I still learnt the basics.
The above sounds pretty solid, though.
Any time a girl says you don't need a condom and she'll take care of the birth control be very very afraid.
Fuck Israel
Oh, that sucks.Cybargs wrote:
shifty was homeschooled. and a lot of US states are abstinent only programs.FFLink wrote:
Shouldn't they teach this shit in school? My school was bad for Sex Ed, but I still learnt the basics.
The above sounds pretty solid, though.
Its OK, it turns out he wasn't homeschooled very well.
Fuck Israel
Gotta be trolling. Too good.
wrap your shit ya big goose
noice 
Probably completely unnecessary, but there's always this to entice the fatty:
or Crisco.
or Crisco.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
how often does this happen to you?Dilbert_X wrote:
Any time a girl says you don't need a condom and she'll take care of the birth control be very very afraid.
Shifty, here's my 5 cents:
Don't ask her if she's got anything. Just start wrapping up and if she says she's clean just say "well I'd rather be sure, for both of us" or something similar, if she's not a fucking moron she'll still be dtf, if not, well who wants to fuck a fucking moron?
besides although sex with a condom on compared to without is fucking terrible, it's still better than whacking off.
Don't ask her if she's got anything. Just start wrapping up and if she says she's clean just say "well I'd rather be sure, for both of us" or something similar, if she's not a fucking moron she'll still be dtf, if not, well who wants to fuck a fucking moron?
besides although sex with a condom on compared to without is fucking terrible, it's still better than whacking off.
I already asked her but the way I did it was super polite and tactful so it didn't come across as "you're a filthy ho so I wana know if you have anything" turns out she has another fwb too. Well I really hope fwb#1 replies cause I like her more.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Met the girl of my dreams tonight. Problem? One of my mates saw her first, and pulled her.
Since AIDS was invented, about never.Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:
how often does this happen to you?Dilbert_X wrote:
Any time a girl says you don't need a condom and she'll take care of the birth control be very very afraid.
Fuck Israel
99 problems, and women be three of them.
Yes, we all can go have a beer or four after work.
No, I'm not going to fuck you.
No, another beer won't change that answer.
Hotter girls than you have jumped on me, with a pile of tits in my face, when I was passed out.
Answer was still "No, thanks"
Have you met my wife?
She's the petite redheaded hottie.
Have you met my little girl?
She's the little kindergardener that calls the petite redheaded hottie "Mom".
Why on earth would I risk all that for drunken sloppy marginal coworker sex?
Amazing.
Women don't seem to comprehend being friend-zoned.
Is a pair of tits supposed to make her exempt from the friend zone?
WTF, Over?
Yes, we all can go have a beer or four after work.
No, I'm not going to fuck you.
No, another beer won't change that answer.
Hotter girls than you have jumped on me, with a pile of tits in my face, when I was passed out.
Answer was still "No, thanks"
Have you met my wife?
She's the petite redheaded hottie.
Have you met my little girl?
She's the little kindergardener that calls the petite redheaded hottie "Mom".
Why on earth would I risk all that for drunken sloppy marginal coworker sex?
Amazing.
Women don't seem to comprehend being friend-zoned.
Is a pair of tits supposed to make her exempt from the friend zone?
WTF, Over?
i bet you're gay
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HO HO HOLD THE FUCK UP.
Shifty
Shifty
for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.
i bet you just suck at whacking offFinray wrote:
Shifty, here's my 5 cents:
Don't ask her if she's got anything. Just start wrapping up and if she says she's clean just say "well I'd rather be sure, for both of us" or something similar, if she's not a fucking moron she'll still be dtf, if not, well who wants to fuck a fucking moron?
besides although sex with a condom on compared to without is fucking terrible, it's still better than whacking off.
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